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Since I've been accused of being a bigot against Christians I'll post a feel good story relating to it now: http://ap.savannahnow.com/pstories/us/20050102/2694408.shtml

Abstract: two gay dudes enroll their adopted kids in a Catholic school. Parents of other students get all up in arms about it, because the kids might spread their dads' gay cooties to the other kids...or something. It's in the bible, for sure. The headmaster, on taking the complaints says "sure, I'll kick these kids out, but after I do that, I'm going to kick out the kids of any parents who've been divorced or used birth control at some point or were married outside the church. Oh, I am your mom and I just took you to school in the car of pain!" And his secretary commented then "oh SNAP! Let me show you suckas out now...bitches."
 
"The boys are being used as pawns by these men to further their agenda," said Monica Sii, who has four children at the school.

So the gays are still pushing that agenda of theirs? When will they ever learn?

Hrumph. :roll:

EDIT: I just noticed the startlingly similar color scheme in both our avatars jmcc.
 
[quote name='Ledhed']
"The boys are being used as pawns by these men to further their agenda," said Monica Sii, who has four children at the school.

So the gays are still pushing that agenda of theirs? When will they ever learn?

Hrumph. :roll:

EDIT: I just noticed the startlingly similar color scheme in both our avatars jmcc.[/quote]

Maybe Les Claypool is down with the Lancaster Amish Rakefighters also.
 
Wow, that is sad. It's kindergarten, where 5 year olds take part in activites like counting to 10 and nap time.

That's a pretty good abstract jmcc, bitches indeed.
 
Hurray for Catholicism!!! I knew that some where, one catholic would finally do something right. Makes me proud... :wink:

But seriously, good for them. It awesome that they had the balls to go against some crazy parents, and their reasoning shows a lot of insight. It's only a matter of time before homosexuality becomes just as "wrong" as sex outside of wed-lock, contreception, and divorce. Heres hoping...
 
Love the sinner hate the sin. Not only that but the responsibility of the sins of the father don't fall to the son.

Hey, dumb parents are dumb parents. When I go visit my dad late afternoons you see fat kids being picked up at the bustop with fat moms driving SUV's that take their fat asses two doors home from the bustop. America is full of shitty parents and religion has little to do with that unmeasured statistic.

For example we had moron kids 11-13 picked up here spray painting by the cops. They blamed it on GTA: San Andreas. They're just at the borderline where if they know they blame a game they get off scot free and Rockstar takes the fall. Meanwhile no one asks what kind of moron parent buys an 11 year old GTA:SA? If they had been real gamers at least they'd be playing JSRF. Nah, they're sheep.

Sorry, on the succesful blaming of Christianity on a scale of 1-10 this gets a 1. It's just as idiotic as Homer Simpson saying to Bart in reference to the John Waters character, "He didn't give you gay did he?!?!". Idiocy crosses all religous bounds.

EDIT: Oh and I'm not acusing you of being a bigot, I'm telling you you're a bigot. Don't mince words. I'm not trying to avoid libel here, you are bigot only you don't see it because you don't seem to believe that Christains can be the victim of prejudice in this country or era.
 
Well, they may be able to keep their kid in catholic school, but god will still damn them to eternal pain and suffering beyond human comprehension in the afterlife.
 
[quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']the responsibility of the sins of the father don't fall to the son.[/quote]
Actually, the sins of the father fall on the sons for 7 generations. So, maybe the gay couple's great, great, great, great. great grandchildren will have God's permission to learn how to multiply from middle aged women in penguin outfits, assuming no one in the family screws up and commits any more sins in the next 200 years.
 
[quote name='bmulligan']Well, they may be able to keep their kid in catholic school, but god will still damn them to eternal pain and suffering beyond human comprehension in the afterlife.[/quote]

No offense, but any god that would do that is an asshole.
 
[quote name='Drocket'][quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']the responsibility of the sins of the father don't fall to the son.[/quote]
Actually, the sins of the father fall on the sons for 7 generations. So, maybe the gay couple's great, great, great, great. great grandchildren will have God's permission to learn how to multiply from middle aged women in penguin outfits, assuming no one in the family screws up and commits any more sins in the next 200 years.[/quote]

They're not technically the homo guys' kids, though, so how does the sin passing work in that case?
 
[quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']Love the sinner hate the sin. Not only that but the responsibility of the sins of the father don't fall to the son.

Hey, dumb parents are dumb parents. When I go visit my dad late afternoons you see fat kids being picked up at the bustop with fat moms driving SUV's that take their fat asses two doors home from the bustop. America is full of shitty parents and religion has little to do with that unmeasured statistic.

For example we had moron kids 11-13 picked up here spray painting by the cops. They blamed it on GTA: San Andreas. They're just at the borderline where if they know they blame a game they get off scot free and Rockstar takes the fall. Meanwhile no one asks what kind of moron parent buys an 11 year old GTA:SA? If they had been real gamers at least they'd be playing JSRF. Nah, they're sheep.

Sorry, on the succesful blaming of Christianity on a scale of 1-10 this gets a 1. It's just as idiotic as Homer Simpson saying to Bart in reference to the John Waters character, "He didn't give you gay did he?!?!". Idiocy crosses all religous bounds.

EDIT: Oh and I'm not acusing you of being a bigot, I'm telling you you're a bigot. Don't mince words. I'm not trying to avoid libel here, you are bigot only you don't see it because you don't seem to believe that Christains can be the victim of prejudice in this country or era.[/quote]

Like with all your arguments, then, you fail. Bigotry is intolerance towards a religion/creed/race/etc. I've only proven through posts to be intolerant against assholes, such as people who gloat about 2000 people dying in a tsunami. Or people who complain about having to give disaster relief aid to them, since there's no law that says we have to. Last I checked assholism wasn't a religion/race/creed/etc.

As for dumb parents in every walk of life, I suppose that's true, but it sure facilitates their being dumb when they buy into 2000 year old prejudices their priest tells them to keep.
 
[quote name='MrBadExample'][quote name='bmulligan']Well, they may be able to keep their kid in catholic school, but god will still damn them to eternal pain and suffering beyond human comprehension in the afterlife.[/quote]

No offense, but any god that would do that is an asshole.[/quote]


That's what I have been saying for years. Penn and Tellers Bullshit said God is the most evil thing, if he were real.

But why would gay parents even what their children to hear the bullshit that would be taught at a Catholic school? These parents are not that smart.
 
"Jane, you ignorant slut!"

JMCC, you non-sensical lying non-sequential string of consonants. You are a bigot, by your own writing you are a huge giant bigot. Allow me to illustrate my irrefutable point you obtuse specimen.

Compassionate conservatism in action!
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bigt- One who is strongly partial to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.

Here you have portrayed ALL Christians and conservatives as out of touch lunatics. It is no different than if I said the Nation of Islam represents all Muslims, the Klan represnes all whites and NOW represented all women.

You are a bigot. There are no maybes.
 
[quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']"Jane, you ignorant slut!"

JMCC, you non-sensical lying non-sequential string of consonants. You are a bigot, by your own writing you are a huge giant bigot. Allow me to illustrate my irrefutable point you obtuse specimen.

Compassionate conservatism in action!
westboro_tsunami_1230.gif


bigt- One who is strongly partial to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.

Here you have portrayed ALL Christians and conservatives as out of touch lunatics. It is no different than if I said the Nation of Islam represents all Muslims, the Klan represnes all whites and NOW represented all women.

You are a bigot. There are no maybes.[/quote]

As with all your posts, nonsense. If it had been any other group that posted that I'd point out it's assholism just the same. It's not my fault that it comes from your buddies and not mine. Maybe you should examine who you hang out with in the voting line if you don't like being lumped in with them. Though, since you seem to be defending it, maybe you do like being lumped in with them.
 
Umm...

That's my favorite story, religious people trying to explai the wave that killed thousands. My two favorites are...

1. "God didn't do it, science did, it's the way the earth works. God doesn't have anything to do with disasters"
-But God made the Earth and he can control it, plus I guess that fool forgot about noah's ark?

2. "God was killing the weaker people."
-How many Muslims are they trying to piss off? I love the freaks. :roll:

Plus if God killed them because they were gay, then why did another 148,000 people die?

Plus Wouldn't the wave hit, The Netherlands, Canada, and Massachusetts along with countless other European countries that have given gays equal rights? All I have to say is bring it on God.
 
[quote name='David85']Umm...

That's my favorite story, religious people trying to explai the wave that killed thousands. My two favorites are...

1. "God didn't do it, science did, it's the way the earth works. God doesn't have anything to do with disasters"
-But God made the Earth and he can control it, plus I guess that fool forgot about noah's ark?

2. "God was killing the weaker people."
-How many Muslims are they trying to piss off? I love the freaks. :roll:

Plus if God killed them because they were gay, then why did another 148,000 people die?

Plus Wouldn't the wave hit, The Netherlands, Canada, and Massachusetts along with countless other European countries that have given gays equal rights? All I have to say is bring it on God.[/quote]

Let's not forget Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell blaming the 9/11 attacks on America for allowing abortion and gay rights. And they had the gall to do this on 9/12!!!
 
[quote name='MrBadExample'][quote name='David85']Umm...

That's my favorite story, religious people trying to explai the wave that killed thousands. My two favorites are...

1. "God didn't do it, science did, it's the way the earth works. God doesn't have anything to do with disasters"
-But God made the Earth and he can control it, plus I guess that fool forgot about noah's ark?

2. "God was killing the weaker people."
-How many Muslims are they trying to piss off? I love the freaks. :roll:

Plus if God killed them because they were gay, then why did another 148,000 people die?

Plus Wouldn't the wave hit, The Netherlands, Canada, and Massachusetts along with countless other European countries that have given gays equal rights? All I have to say is bring it on God.[/quote]

Let's not forget Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell blaming the 9/11 attacks on America for allowing abortion and gay rights. And they had the gall to do this on 9/12!!![/quote]

They irony is that I know muslims who believe 9/11 happened for the same reason.
 
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