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March 14, 2008

Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept

A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.

The Harris County woman alleges employees knew of the risks associated with failing to “police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another,” the suit states.

Airline officials did not return calls seeking comment. In a statement to a Houston television station last year, a spokesman said the company regretted the incident, but the flight crew took appropriate action.

The woman and her lawyer could not be reached for comment. The Star-Telegram does not identify victims of sexual crimes.
Destined for a Spring Break visit with family and friends March 19, the woman flew from Houston to DFW Airport and had settled into her seat for the last leg of flight 2074 to Los Angeles about 11 p.m., the suit states. The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on decent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.
The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.

The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.

When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested.

The suit alleges that the during the investigation, American Airlines employees told police they witnessed the man move from his assigned seat into the row where the woman was sleeping.

The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial.
 
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I would if I was sitting next to this chick :drool:
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']
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I would if I was sitting next to this chick :drool:[/quote]

Dude I swear to god CAGers have the worst taste in women.

That bitch is ugly as fuck. I think you would have to worry about her busting a nut in your hair on a flight with that tranny face.
 
[quote name='mitch079']That's ridiculous that no one on the plane put a stop to it.[/quote]

Either she was sleeping on his lap or he was hanging from the overhead luggage compartment or he has amazing projectile range.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']
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I would if I was sitting next to this chick :drool:[/quote]

Ew. I wouldn't.

vvv
[quote name='Soodmeg'] That bitch is ugly as fuck.[/quote]
 
[quote name='mitch079']That's ridiculous that no one on the plane put a stop to it.[/quote]

And how the hell do you put a stop to it once the volcano erupts? :whistle2:s
 
How did no one actually notice dude was whacking it on a plane? I mean, seriously, you're already packed in there like sardines, sure someone would have noticed.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']And how the hell do you put a stop to it once the volcano erupts? :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

How about before he ejaculates? No one noticed this guy acting fishy with his hands down his pants?
 
[quote name='Soodmeg']Dude I swear to god CAGers have the worst taste in women.

That bitch is ugly as fuck. I think you would have to worry about her busting a nut in your hair on a flight with that tranny face.[/QUOTE]

Soodmeg must fend off women with his dreads.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']
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I would if I was sitting next to this chick :drool:[/quote]


Wait...isnt that the chick that got kicked off and banned from an airline for being "Too sexy"?
 
[quote name='mitch079']How about before he ejaculates? No one noticed this guy acting fishy with his hands down his pants?[/quote]

Lets see, these days on a flight people are:

-Asleep

-Reading a book/magazine.

-Playing a gaming device such as a DS/PSP

-Listening to a music device (MP3/IPOD/CD Player).

-Listening to the music station on via the earphones the airline rents to you.

-Watching the in flight movie.

So unless the guy is extremely loud during his eruption, then no one is going to notice.
 
[quote name='joe2187']Wait...isnt that the chick that got kicked off and banned from an airline for being "Too sexy"?[/quote]


yes.
 
Why the hell is she suing the airline? Shouldn't she be suing the guy that spooged on her face? And how the hell did the person in front of her confirm it was semen? Taste test? Wtf?
 
He was just moisturizing her hair.

But seriously, I can't imagine the logistics unless a bunch of passengers just ignored his demeaning act.
 
[quote name='Soodmeg']Dude I swear to god CAGers have the worst taste in women.

That bitch is ugly as fuck. I think you would have to worry about her busting a nut in your hair on a flight with that tranny face.[/QUOTE]

For once, we agree.
 
You duck and cover. Look out for collateral damage. Sorry for the double post. I'm acting weird @ early mornings.
[quote name='ITDEFX']And how the hell do you put a stop to it once the volcano erupts? :whistle2:s[/quote]
 
[quote name='Soodmeg']Dude I swear to god CAGers have the worst taste in women.

That bitch is ugly as fuck. I think you would have to worry about her busting a nut in your hair on a flight with that tranny face.[/quote]

I think it was in response to this.

http://allday.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/09/07/348617.aspx

she's a 23 year old waitress that works at hooters!...she fucken looks like she's 50....or uma thurman's ugly sister.
 
Something very similar happened close to where I live. This guy did it to a lady in broad daylight in a Target in front of her two year old daughter!

News story:
[MEDIA]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dwpp4CsnGVs[/MEDIA]

Apparently in that backwater county, what he did is only a misdemeanor.

Let me repeat that. Ejaculating on a woman in a public place without her consent in front of her two year old daughter is a fucking misdemeanor. I'm so glad I moved at least two counties away.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']And how the hell do you put a stop to it once the volcano erupts? :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

You can't. Did we not learn anything from Grandma's Boy... "It feels so good!"...:rofl:
 
[quote name='hero101']You duck and cover. Look out for collateral damage. Sorry for the double post. I'm acting weird @ early mornings.[/quote]

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Right.
 
mmm wow. that is strange.

said he was standing up to get luggage. And was like wham o!! but she already had seamen in her hair??? that means a double blasting. He had to have done it once already???
 
Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.


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"Oh my, let me have a closer look, right. Ahh! Indeed, I do believe the substance in your hair is semen! Cheery-O!"
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']
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I would if I was sitting next to this chick :drool:[/QUOTE]

That's a nice orange skin color. However does she maintain such a natural look? :cry:
 
Im assuming the other passager did a taste test to identify the substance.................

And we missed one fact... maybe she was REALLY REALLY short... and thats why no one saw him beating his stick ?
 
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March 14, 2008

Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept

A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.

The Harris County woman alleges employees knew of the risks associated with failing to “police the passengers to ensure that passengers do not hurt one another,” the suit states.

Airline officials did not return calls seeking comment. In a statement to a Houston television station last year, a spokesman said the company regretted the incident, but the flight crew took appropriate action.

The woman and her lawyer could not be reached for comment. The Star-Telegram does not identify victims of sexual crimes.
Destined for a Spring Break visit with family and friends March 19, the woman flew from Houston to DFW Airport and had settled into her seat for the last leg of flight 2074 to Los Angeles about 11 p.m., the suit states. The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on decent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.
The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.

The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.

When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested.

The suit alleges that the during the investigation, American Airlines employees told police they witnessed the man move from his assigned seat into the row where the woman was sleeping.

The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial.[/QUOTE]



LOL

Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.


like the other people didnt know what semen was., and wonder how they verified it. did they ave a little kit on board
 
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