Group apologizes for taking three years worth of Taco Bell sauces

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http://www.chronicle-tribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060809/CUSTOMERSERVICE02/60809002

A group of 10 to 15 masked individuals entered Taco Bell, 3244 S. Western Ave., around 10:46 p.m. Tuesday to return a three-year stash of fire sauce packets, police say.


The group returned six 40-gallon trash bags filled with approximately, 25,000 sauce packets to the restaurant.

With the stash was a note stating that they had been accumulating the sauces over three years and kept them stored in the trunk of a vehicle, but felt guilty about keeping them and decided to return them to the restaurant.
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What the...? How the...? Why the...?

My mind is boggled on this one:shock::shock:
 
I guarantee the manager is going to have someone throw all six bags in the dumpster out back. But at least they feel better about themselves.
 
[quote name='botticus']I guarantee the manager is going to have someone throw all six bags in the dumpster out back. But at least they feel better about themselves.[/quote]

More than likely. But how the hell do you feel bad about taking a couple extra sauce packets here and there. More importantly, why the fuck would you stock pile that much?
 
[quote name='botticus']I guarantee the manager is going to have someone throw all six bags in the dumpster out back. But at least they feel better about themselves.[/quote]

True, such a pity too, the possibilities of what you could do with that much sauce are endless
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']True, such a pity too, the possibilities of what you could do with that much sauce are endless[/quote]

Yeah, imagine the college pranks that could be had lol
 
Should I feel guilty about the jar full of Taco Bell sauces and BK Onion Ring sauces I have.

And all of those Papa John's Garlic Butters in the fridge...
 
They must've felt guilty after hearing about the crippling fire sauce shortage Taco Bell was suffering through.

Oh wait... that didn't happen
 
I LIVE IN MARION!!!! I have gone to that Taco Bell!

Seriously though, why would you be stupid enought to take them back. Just to get in the paper?
 
In college a group of friends and I collected a few thousand sauces over a six month every day Taco bell run. We ended up splitting them and giving them away as Christmas presents that year.
 
Yeah, I pay extra for that garlic butter.

How did they get them--did they grab a bunch each time they went in [in which case they should have stopped after, say, 50] or did TB keep giving them extra with their orders?

And the wisdom of ten....masked...individuals....with bags.....walking into a TB at night.....is, well, nonexistent.

Yeah, those sauces are going to be tossed. I'm not sure if they expire, or how long, but he can't take the risk of reusing them.
 
I always take extra sauces. Sometimes I'll use them when I make tacos at home. Other times I will place them around the house as decorations. Sometimes I will go to a shoe store and open boxes of shoes and place a packet inside each shoe.
 
I have a few extra bags of ketchup and pepper from Wendys but thats about it.

Why would they even need that much sauce?
 
[quote name='Greetard']I'd put them under the matress of that guy who always hangs around your group, but no one really likes.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, Karen is SCREWED!!!!!!! :p
 
[quote name='Rags']I LIVE IN MARION!!!! I have gone to that Taco Bell!

Seriously though, why would you be stupid enought to take them back. Just to get in the paper?[/quote]

I feel sorry for you man

On another note, I never thought that this would grow to this size. I just found the article on Fark and thought everyone would get a kick out of lol!
 
I think returning it shows a good spirit... but it's probably just because they weren't able to find any contestants for a bikini fire sauce wrestling tournament at their frat house.
 
All sorts of stuff is getting into the news from Marion lately.

Anybody hear about those 2 girls who were in that van crash and they confused the 2 for a long time. 1 died and the other lived, and it was not discovered which was which for quite a while.

This scuzzball brought some New Orleans people here, and some magazine made him "man of the year". Turns out the magazine did not do very good reporting, because the guy was on his way to jail for drug money trafficing. Everyone around here knows hes is a dirtbag, yet this stupid magazine gave him this award.
 
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