Groupees: [NEW] Build a Greenlight Bundle 33 + Oktoberfest + MiniBundle 7

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Build A Greenlight Bundle 33

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/bagb33

Must spend at least $1/pick 2 games

Gamelist:


Oktoberfest Bundle

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/oktoberfest

For the minimum of $2, you get the following:

Mini Bundle 7

Buy it here: https://groupees.com/mini7

For a minimum of $2, you get the following:


Other Non-Gaming Bundles:


Icon Guide

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= Steam Key
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= Steam Greenlight
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= Desura Key
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= GoG Code (Click To Redeem/Enter Code)

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= GamersGate Serial Key
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= DRM Free Download

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= Steam Trading Cards Available
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= Playable On PC
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= Playable on MAC
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= Playable on Linux

 
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Uggg... Stupid playpoop

I invite people to friend me on there, my username will be "playfieldsucksonlydoingthisbecauseihaveto696969"

 
Oh and Playfirefield won't let me redeem the damned key because I already bought that game from them a long ass time ago for a dolla 99 before they bundled it all to hell. I guess their site can't handle the paradox of activating a key for a game you already have there.

 
Really... where the  fuck is the "activate code" button on itch.io???  :wall:

Edit: crap... it wasn't a key on groupees... it was a link. Of course, what was I thinking? 

 
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It wanted to see how long that too you to figure out.

Now have find trying to find where to grab a Steam key from on itch when one gets added there later.

 
Motoki said:
I don't want no gd DRM Free comix. fuck that shit. I want Comixology or Dark Horse DRM.
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They need to get their shit together but it's not that hard. I bought some digital comics from Dynamite I think, and they let you 1-Click sync your library to Dropbox. At that point any decent Comic reader can pull from Dropbox.

 
Don't you copy and paste the whole URL link for itch.io crap?  I never bothered activating anything on itch.io before but noticed all the keys were urls.

 
mguiddy said:
Don't you copy and paste the whole URL link for itch.io crap? I never bothered activating anything on itch.io before but noticed all the keys were urls.
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yup. But at first, before revealing it, I assumed it was a key... like everything else elsewhere... except "groupees and friends"

 
volt1up said:
They need to get their shit together but it's not that hard. I bought some digital comics from Dynamite I think, and they let you 1-Click sync your library to Dropbox. At that point any decent Comic reader can pull from Dropbox.
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eh for $20 fake poopees money I'm not uploading shit to Dropalogbox. Also I like the panel view and the features you get from the actual apps. Poopees just makes it feel like you downloaded a PDF off a torrent site or some shit.

 
I can't believe the bundle was ass.

I just...

I think this is it, guys.

The turning point.

Where groupees went poopees.

Thank Gaben I didn't moran it.

 
So how many screw ups did they made this time? I'm counting at least 4.
 

1. Gemini is not available in Germany, but they didn't care nor arrange for censored keys for Germans.

2. Master Plan requires you to go to the company's website just to get your key.

3. Suggested preorders were limited, added "extra" to that total when preorders sold through before they were read to launch.

4. Did not advertise ANYWHERE on site when bundle would launch, so only pandering fan-groupees from the eyesore chat knew what was going on.

 
Waggles said:
I can't believe the bundle was ass.
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At least you didn't moran. Everyone else has relapsed into the pre-order cycle and temptation of the almighty +1. It's masochism at this point.

*looks at Groupees profile page, last purchase August 5 2015

 
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i didn't moran this BM25 b/c their "limited' pre-order smelled fishy.

Why would a "profit-driven," shady-as-shit group like them would want to "limit" sales of the highest priced BLIND PRE-ORDER in their history?  B/c they know that after the BLIND pre order period is over, there is NO F*****KING WAY IN HELL that they would ever reach 5,000 sale with such shit show.

So the only way to do it is to use the mind-game of "limited supply bullsh!t" and make ppl "blind preorder" en mass...

Secondly, BM is a premium bundle but they were only wiling to show you 3 game hints toward the end of the BLIND preorder period?  Fishy..fishy... meaning the rest of their hidden shell games are shit and shit and shit.

 
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Oh, starting the KISS Bundle the same day as- and right before- the BM probably didn't help much. 

If the BM was full of amazing stuff, it'd have been a great idea, as it would really show off the difference between a rebundle dump bundle and a premium marquee bundle.

But nope. A resounding "meh" and a bunch of dumb chat people saying "Oh, this bundle will be free because of the fluctuating value coin!"
Except there's never anything worthwhile to spend them on. 

 
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Groupess has no premium anything.

It's all shit, all the time.

Sometimes we get lucky and a futa gets a tentacle up the pooper, but that's about it.
 
volt1up said:
Until Gemini show up in a $1 tier, this was a good bundle.
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You know, I mainly bought this for Gemini... except...

(A) This is a tie-in game (which those always suck)...

(B) ...of the failed reboot...

(C ) ...of a show I never watched...

(D) ...which looks like it's a ten year old game based on the shit graphics

So, yeah, great planning on my part :D/

 
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I moran'ed. I was really mainly interested in Gemini and A-Gents, though Link might be interesting.

But yeah, Groupees is the pits. I'm sure if I'd been more patient those games would have appeared elsewhere in a better bundle. I've gotta stop looking at this stupid thread.

I'm happy that the predictions were right (thanks guys) and I'm pissed that I got reeled into Poopees again (thanks guys).

 
Only Poopees could make me regret buying a bundle for the exact games I bought it for.

They've set the bar so low that anything that's not RPG Maker or a Unity Asset Flip or a free Flash game from Newgrounds that got put on Greenlight and somehow is sold for money on Steam seems amazing.

Somehow Poopees gets away with giving us less games for more money. Over time it seems like their price has creeped up while the amount of games they give for it has creeped down.

They were also really shrewd in letting only the games that have some perceived value while keeping the worthless ones like that 99 cent Pug game that will be free on Gleam tomorrow, the Masterplan Humble repeat and whatever the hell that drm free itch shit is under wraps.

If there's something we don't have that's not completely the worst thing ever we buy for that hoping there will be other stuff worth a damn among the games we don't know about, but this is Poopees so who are we kidding?

Poopees should teach a marketing class because they sure have us all suckered.

 
Waggles said:
Groupess has no premium anything.

It's all shit, all the time.

Sometimes we get lucky and a futa gets a tentacle up the pooper, but that's about it.
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This is the best post anyone will ever make in this thread. I would like it again if I could.

 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You know it's a Groupees quality bundle when the comments said bundle creates are more fun to read than the actual games in the bundle are to play.

More comments, morans, more comments!

 
I always get suckered into the Be Mine bundles....they are +1s but still games look a bit meh. At least when I moran the Chiptunes stuff it's relatively cheap.

 
inm8num2 said:
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At least you didn't moran. Everyone else has relapsed into the pre-order cycle and temptation of the almighty +1. It's masochism at this point.

*looks at Groupees profile page, last purchase August 5 2015
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it was spoders fault by highlighting a game that wasnt total shite. He is an enabler

 
JSweeney said:
So how many screw ups did they made this time? I'm counting at least 4.

1. Gemini is not available in Germany, but they didn't care nor arrange for censored keys for Germans.

2. Master Plan requires you to go to the company's website just to get your key.

3. Suggested preorders were limited, added "extra" to that total when preorders sold through before they were read to launch.

4. Did not advertise ANYWHERE on site when bundle would launch, so only pandering fan-groupees from the eyesore chat knew what was going on.
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#3 and # 4 are what suggest that they knew exactly what they were doing. The other two are just classic Groupees "we can't check every game" screwups.

Syntax Error said:
You know, I mainly bought this for Gemini... except...

(A) This is a tie-in game (which those always suck)...

(B) ...of the failed reboot...

(C ) ...of a show I never watched...

(D) ...which looks like it's a ten year old game based on the shit graphics

So, yeah, great planning on my part :D/
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So, I read some reviews of Gemini before I knew it had anything to do with Heroes and that there was such a thing as Heroes Reborn. They were, um, lukewarm, shall we say; the game was about as well-received as the television show, which apparently didn't last as long as the creators thought it would. The original Heroes seemed to run one or two series too long as it was.

 
Foxhack said:
Wait, what? They're giving censored keys? Why?
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Because you can't activate the uncensored ones in germany. You get 2 keys, one censored, and one uncensored. I thought the censored keys were ROW since some people mentioned that they were able to activate them outside of Germany, but now people are saying that's not the case
 
spoderman said:
Because you can't activate the uncensored ones in germany. You get 2 keys, one censored, and one uncensored. I thought the censored keys were ROW since some people mentioned that they were able to activate them outside of Germany, but now people are saying that's not the case
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There IS a Censored ROW version of the game. -- https://steamdb.info/sub/91307/info/

91308 is the German version. Are you sure we're getting the uncensored ROW version instead of this censored one?

 
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Foxhack said:
There IS a Censored ROW version of the game. -- https://steamdb.info/sub/91307/info/

91308 is the German version. Are you sure we're getting the uncensored ROW version instead of this censored one?
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I just told you, they gave two different keys to satisfy both German buyers, and non-German buyers. I'm positive that the first key is uncensored + ROW (except for germany). I don't know for sure if the censored keys are ROW or not though. We're getting into Bobby territory here (shit no one cares about).
 
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