Guess the country: politicians try to ban books from libraries

You know, this is just ridiculous.
A book gets burned/banned when "materials recognize or promote a lifestyle or actions prohibited by the sodomy and sexual misconduct laws of Alabama"

The bible, while chastising them, recognizes the existance of sodomy and multiple other acts that would violate the "sexual misconduct laws of Alabama."

I guess that means a stack of bibles will be tossed into thier bonfire, right?
 
I've got to consult a homosexual about this agenda of theirs. I wonder what they're planning.
 
[quote name='jmcc']I've got to consult a homosexual about this agenda of theirs. I wonder what they're planning.[/quote]

At great personal risk, I've obtained a copy of the plan:

6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch



2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated
imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby
factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly
pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.



2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?
 
[quote name='Drocket'][quote name='jmcc']I've got to consult a homosexual about this agenda of theirs. I wonder what they're planning.[/quote]

At great personal risk, I've obtained a copy of the plan:

6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch



2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated
imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby
factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly
pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.



2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?[/quote]

DAMN! I knew those basterds had something up their sleeves. What's next, Fluoridation?
 
[quote name='jmcc']I've got to consult a homosexual about this agenda of theirs. I wonder what they're planning.[/quote]

I tried to go to one of thier meetings, but those darn lesbians kicked me out because I'm a man. Curses!! Foiled again!!
 
This is hilarious, if you throw out works by homosexuals you throw out a significant portion of the great art and philosophy from the last 2000+ years, including many of the great works in Christian churches across Europe.
 
[quote name='David85']Why do the words....

"HAIL HITLER!"

come to my head?[/quote]

Dunno. But I could understand why heil Hitler comes to mind. :wink:
 
I was trying to figure out what the German was of it, I didn't even get the English right. lol


2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated
imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby
factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly
pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.
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WHY DIDN'T I GET THE MEMO! i THOUGHT IT WAS AT 4! :D
 
THIS JUST IN!

NEW FLASH!!!

FOX NEWS ALERT!!!

Alabama has books, and they want to ban them!!!

Who would have thought considering they are the dumbest state in the country.
 
[quote name='David85']Why do the words....

"HEIL HITLER!"

come to my head?[/quote]

Because the mindset of a small minded bigot is appealing to you?
 
[quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='David85']Why do the words....

"HEIL HITLER!"

come to my head?[/quote]

Because the mindset of a small minded bigot is appealing to you?[/quote]

No, not one bit because if it were, then you would be appealing, and you are just a dumbfuck.
 
[quote name='David85'][quote name='JSweeney'][quote name='David85']Why do the words....

"HEIL HITLER!"

come to my head?[/quote]

Because the mindset of a small minded bigot is appealing to you?[/quote]

No, not one bit because if it were, then you would be appealing, and you are just a dumbfuck.[/quote]

What's next? I'm rubber, you're glue?
 
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