Gleaking is when you have a thin stream of spit fly out of your mouth. If you can't do it at will ( I can!) it happens when yawning, and usually if I'm on the toiled. don;t know why.
[quote name='CitizenB']no you didn't edit italics are me of course.
1. I don't like to snuggle everytime we bang.
= 
me, and leave the money on the table
2. Sex isn't always love-making to me. Sometimes its just wild, sweaty monkey
ing.
= I have aids
3. I'm short so I will always be able to look up at you =
I'm short
5. I enjoy being a girl =
I heart the cock
6. Can be one of the boys =
I might have a penis
7. I don't wear grannie panties!
= Don't make them in my size
8. I am curvalicious! =
I'm a fattie
9. I go to the gym = ...
10. I love dogs and cats, even lizards! =
They're all delicious
11. I have long hair =
everywhere...
12. I won't drag you shopping with me (that's what girlfriends are for!) =
I buy my clothes at walmart when we grocery shop.
13. I will scratch your back (in and out of the shower) =
really deep I love the S&M
14. I will not move into your apartment the first chance I get. =
fattie needs lots of space
15. Like you, I am scared of commitment =
I around a lot.
16. I won't steal food out of your plate after ordering a salad.
= I don't order salads but sides of beef a la' The Flintstones
17. I wont order a salad. =
see 16
18. I'm genuine.
=I lie a lot
19. I have all my shots.
= I have the clap
20. I've travelled. =
I've ed a lot of things, and people
21. I didn't vote for Bush or Arnold Swaggawaggadingdong either.
= I'm to lazy to vote Sigh Hilter!
23. I will hide around corners and try to scare you in the dark of the night. =
I'm going to take your wallet.
24. I will end up scaring myself and you'll have to calm me down. =
I'll see my shadow
25. I will sneak out of the bed and brush my teeth before you get up so we can have hygenic morning sex. (I might drop a mint into yours. don't choke) =
I'm leaving you to go eat breakfast at the IHOP.
27. I won't nag you when you watch sports. =
I gots to know when its time to eat.
28. I write the date with European notation (Today is 13 January, 2007) =
I have many cats, and don't get out
29. I'm Indian (from the country) and I speak Spanish! = I
've ed around a lot
30. I like the color purple. =
I think I'm royalty.
31. I will let you be the man in the relationship. =
I've lost my strap on
32. I get my toes done. =
A dog licks them
33. I work. =
for the money
34. I school. =
apparently not very well.
35. Did I mention that I like the color purple? I do. =
I heart grape jelly
37. I watch Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad. =
I repeat those joke as if their my own.
38. I know something about cars. =
backseats are small.
39. I can't drive automatic (You shouldn't be able to either)
= I drive a big rig to, and fro.
40. I give heart-felt (sometimes homemade)gifts. =
I'll make you a cake then eat it.
42. I will love your penis =
Cause I love all penis
43. I always smell good. (well almost) =
Only if its raining outside.
46. I listen to pretty much everything. =
I have both of my ears
48. I know what makes the rocking world go round. = Me falling down
49. I'll lay naked in bed with you. =Cause they don't make clothes my size
51. I don't ghost ride. = Hell isn't big enough.
52. But I can get hyphy. = I have nothing for this one.
53. I'm artsy without being artsy. = I can color in the lines.
54. I give supreme oral. = On supreme pizzas.
59. I like you to poke me in the butt in the morning = no anal
67. My first boyfriend used to hit me and then he cheated, so I've learned to stand up for myself. = I carry lots of emotional, and mental baggage around.
71. I would fax you my ass. = how the does that work, she ain't seen a fax machine.
89. I make bomb brownies. = literally I'm a terrorist.
100. I won't make fun of your manhood (In public) = but you said you'll love
my penis.
103. I can operate a fire extinguisher = I cook meth at my home
105. I treat you for ice cream or dinner too! = doesn't mean your going to get to eat yours.
106. I love suprises. = I saw my feet!
109. I have all my teeth (minus wisdoms) and they are straight. = I'm a eating machine.
110. I pay my own bills. see #1
111. I'm not looking for financial support = see #1
113. I can't get pregnant unless I want to. (sex all the time!) = I'm a witch?
116. I don't eat pizza with a fork and knife. = I inhale it
119. I won't text you while you are out with your friends. = I'll be tailing you two car lengths behind
120. Your wallet, car and house don't impress me. = I'm in it for the food & cock
122. I have a rack that I will shamelessly display for you. = big saggy tittes that I think are hot.
126. I can burp a couple of letters.= I eat wooden alphabet blocks.
127. I can gleak when I eat sour things. (and pretty far too) = She gets points from me for spelling gleak right. Bonus points from me Graystone if you know what it is.
130. I memorize weird facts and will regurge them at random oppurtunities. = I read guiness world records every year.
132. I won't go through your drawers or try to get into your cellphone/email. fingers are to fat to hit buttons on a cellphone
133. I love showering and just laying in the sun (indoors!) to dry off. = How the do you lay in the sun indoors, anyone?
136. I will put post-its in random places for you to find when I'm not there. = your cornhole
137. I know what a barometer is. = Its another name for a bartender lol
138. I still have my Minnie Mouse Comforter from way back in the day, because they just don't make them the same anymore. = I'm poor
140. I read a lot. = Does the back of ceral boxes count?
141. You + Me + Dancing + Outdoors + Rain = Afternoon fun. = Only way I can take a shower.
143. You have already invested by reading this, so take a leap. = Come on please[/quote]
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