[quote name='TubeRacer']A bear up my ass? Sorry, but that was pretty lame.
Until you've played the game all the way through, defending its storyline just makes you even less credible. Yeah, I liked the books too. It's a shame Halo 2 contradicts them in many ways.[/quote]
So what about those of us who aren't amazingly huge dorks that read books based on video games? Am I going to find the story line shitty? At least anymore so than the first Halo? Seriously, was there a

ing plot to the first one.
So, aliens and humans fight? Never seen that before. And there is a super weapon? Never been done before. And there are mutant zombies? Holy shit, those have never been touched before.
Seriously, did anything happen in the first Halo besides a lot of people and aliens dying besides Master Chief. And I got to be annoyed and generally pissed off by (an invincible) Guilty Spark.
While I am sure Halo 2 won't fully live up to the hype (essentially no games do), I'm sure it will still be good. And all the people saying that its story sucks, especially compared to the first, have to be retarded because the first had nothing that could be considered a plot. It's like saying that eating horse shit is far worse than eating dog shit. If you liked the dog shit, I don't see why you are bitching about the horse shit.
And I'm drunk. And everyone should see The Incredibles.