halo 3 odst sgt.johnson code contest

[aquateen168]

here is a contest for a halo 3 odst sgt johnson code

1st contest you have to give me a good reason why i should give it to you and if its good enough i will ( and really the first reason post to make me laugh gets 1)

and can someone get me a 48 hr trial to play my xbox online plz and thanks

plz dont pm me with i will trade you for it im just asking for one

 

[Frisky Piranha]

A mother's daughter asked why she was named Flower.
"Because a flower fell on your head when you were born," The mother replies.
Her second daughter asked why she was named Lilly.
"Because a Lilly fell on your head when you were born," The moth replies.
"ASKAHUUUUUMMMM!!"
"Shut the up, Cinderblock!" The mother yells.

 

[FORGGEE]

A leprachaun, a priest, and a minister are in a bar.
The lepracaun says, "Oh lordy me, I'm in the wrong joke!"
Then, a squad of marines burst in and murder everyone.

Also, I have a 48hour code.

 

[aquateen168]

haha wrong joke
that actually was pretty funny you win

 

[aquateen168]

haha thanks guys that made me laugh FORGEE won

 

[PIRaterIa]

Is it me or the 2nd joke makes no sense?

 

[Nebenator]

[quote name='PIRaterIa']Is it me or the 2nd joke makes no sense?[/QUOTE]
It's just you.

 

[Izod517]

Well since you're teabagging me in your avatar, I should at least get a courtesy code. You know, reacharound and what not.

 

[PIRaterIa]

[quote name='Nebenator']It's just you.[/QUOTE]
Ok. I´m glad