Has anyone ever eaten Twang?

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This shit is like crack! I've been addicted to it since I was about 10 and am still eating the hell outta it.

There have been several flavors of Twang over the years like lemon-lime, chili pepper and pickle, but my favorite has to be the Pickle Twang.

For those of you who have no clue what Twang is, it's basically a beer salt, but you can use it on all sorts of different things, like popcorn and poon.

I think it's mainly sold in Texas, but they have a website at www.twang.com where you can buy some cases. They used to send out free samples, but people started abusing that, so they took it away.

Anyway, some of you guys have to try this out. I want all of you to be addicted to Twang just like I am.

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[quote name='Grave_Addiction']This shit is like crack! I've been addicted to it since I was about 10 and am still eating the hell outta it.

There have been several flavors of Twang over the years like lemon-lime, chili pepper and pickle, but my favorite has to be the Pickle Twang.

For those of you who have no clue what Twang is, it's basically a beer salt, but you can use it on all sorts of different things, like popcorn and poon.

I think it's mainly sold in Texas, but they have a website at www.twang.com where you can buy some cases. They used to send out free samples, but people started abusing that, so they took it away.

Anyway, some of you guys have to try this out. I want all of you to be addicted to Twang just like I am.

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Never had Twang, but I'm hooked on the 'tang!
 
You can occasionally get Twang here in OK. Usually the more run-down gas stations. The lime made me sick when I ate it. Haven't had/seen any pickle flavor.
 
I once dared my friend to down a 1.15 oz. shaker of Twang when we were standing in line for a haunted house. Now that may not sound like a lot, but the main ingredient in Twang is salt, followed by crack.

Well, he downed the entire bottle and was barely able to get it all down his throat. He was okay for about 10 minutes, but then started getting pretty bad stomach pain.

He started walking back to his car, and I followed being the kind and caring friend that I am. He made about halfway there before he was bent over puking his guts out. I couldn't help but laugh my ass off everytime a new wave of vomit shot from his mouth.
 
[quote name='Derwood43']You can occasionally get Twang here in OK. Usually the more run-down gas stations. The lime made me sick when I ate it. Haven't had/seen any pickle flavor.[/quote]

Light weight. :D
 
Never seen it before. Must not be a Midwest thing.

After that story about our friend puking, though, I think I'm glad that I've never tried the stuff...
 
hmm looks interesting i wanna slather it all over the "poon" and lick till my twingy is twangin like a horse doggy down by the salon hotter than a pig in a hen house yeeee haaaawww
 
[quote name='cag1000']hmm looks interesting i wanna slather it all over the "poon" and lick till my twingy is twangin like a horse doggy down by the salon hotter than a pig in a hen house yeeee haaaawww[/quote]
Worst.Post.EVER.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']
it's basically a beer salt, but you can use it on all sorts of different things, like popcorn and poon.
pickle.jpg
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:shock: You flavor your poon with this?!?! If your meaning of poon is the same as mine, then you need to have a chat with your lady friends. Either that or you need to pick cleaner women.
 
[quote name='daphatty'][quote name='Grave_Addiction']
it's basically a beer salt, but you can use it on all sorts of different things, like popcorn and poon.
pickle.jpg
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:shock: You flavor your poon with this?!?! If your meaning of poon is the same as mine, then you need to have a chat with your lady friends. Either that or you need to pick cleaner women.[/quote]

Well ya know, sometimes it's good to add a different flavor to your meal when you're eating dinner.
 
[quote name='ex0'][quote name='cag1000']hmm looks interesting i wanna slather it all over the "poon" and lick till my twingy is twangin like a horse doggy down by the salon hotter than a pig in a hen house yeeee haaaawww[/quote]
Worst.Post.EVER.[/quote]

Hehehehe! I enjoyed it, actually. :imwithst:
 
Sorry man but salty poon just doesn't taste good. ANd there is no way it tastes even better as pickled salt. Just thinking about it makes me nauseous. :puke: Reminds me of an ex-gf. :puke:
 
[quote name='StealthySeal']idk why you would need salt stuff for a chicks poon, i only like the stuff that needs no cover-up taste \:D/[/quote]

C'mon, everything tastes a bit better with some sugar or spices.
 
[quote name='daphatty']Sorry man but salty poon just doesn't taste good. ANd there is no way it tastes even better as pickled salt. Just thinking about it makes me nauseous. :puke: Reminds me of an ex-gf. :puke:[/quote]

Hahaha, dude don't make me tell you my stink palm story. I posted it on here awhile back, but if that makes you wanna puke, the stink palm would certainly make you hurl.
 
I've never heard of that stuff, but I'm tempted to go on a crazy minimart spree to find it.

You know any major retailers that might possibly carry it?
 
[quote name='Moxio']I've never heard of that stuff, but I'm tempted to go on a crazy minimart spree to find it.

You know any major retailers that might possibly carry it?[/quote]

It's usually just gas stations, but if you go the website, you can buy an entire case of this addiction in a pouch.
 
damn... i thought that said I am addicted to wang.... then I saw the piic of a pickle lol. Damn I need to sober up.
 
I like my Poon plain, thank you very much.
wouldn't it burn though? like salt on a open cut... I mean, it is a open cut...
 
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