Have you ever been someone's BITCH?

Javery

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God I am getting killed at work. I have to kiss the ass of every freaking partner here and the phone has been ringing non-stop for 3 weeks with assignments. If I say no, it goes in the file and I probably get fired at my next review. This was supposed to be a 3-day weekend until about 5 minutes ago when the phone rang. I think my job description should be "bitchboy"... Shit.
 
:idea: Looks like its time for a change of employer. Seriously, no sense in being someones monkey if it's not going anywhere and/or you are being run ragged over.
 
yeah, I'm constantly bitching about my job but I refuse to do anything about it so I don't expect any sympathy but it doesn't mean I'll stop complaining! :p
 
[quote name='javeryh']yeah, I'm constantly bitching about my job but I refuse to do anything about it so I don't expect any sympathy but it doesn't mean I'll stop complaining! :p[/quote]

dont worry about it bro, sometimes its more fun to bitch about something, then actually do something about it.
 
Fortunately, I understand that being the "bitchboy" can often pay quite handsomely. If you're currently receiving a good salary, generous benefits, retirement contributions, etc., you may not have a lot of room to complain. Making the big bucks does sometimes require giving up your three day weekend. You could certainly have your three day weekend all to yourself while working somewhere else for significantly less money.
 
Well it can't be that bad if you have time to surf CAG.

Just kidding, I feel for you. I bet you're in the legal profession or finance, am I right? You sound alot like many of my friends.
 
Well, let's see....some useful quotes for you might be:
"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
"My voice sounds funny with your foot on my neck."
"Every time I hear your voice on the phone, I drop my soap. "
"The back of your hand is really salty lately."
"Did you know I've taken to wearing a protective cup around you?"
"My voice wouldn't crack so much if you'd loosen your grip a bit."
 
I've had many jobs and yes I've been a bitch for some asshole before. But that never lasts long, I always quit and jump on to something else.

So to answer your question, I have been a short-term bitch.
 
[quote name='joevan07']I did go to jail once...[/quote]

Did you drop the soap? I hope not... Nasty Nate... 666... Naughty Naughty Jungle of Love!!! :cry: :( :x :? :cry: :shock:
 
A bitch boy's best friend

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I have yet to beat my friend in a game of Madden. This is after 7 years of effort. Then again, he has yet to beat me in any sort of FPS and/or fighting game, so it's alright
 
[quote name='legion_stxds'][quote name='joevan07']I did go to jail once...[/quote]

Did you drop the soap? I hope not... Nasty Nate... 666... Naughty Naughty Jungle of Love!!! :cry: :( :x :? :cry: :shock:[/quote]

lol - not quite
and your sig seems familiar..its like I've seen it many, many times before...
 
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