Have you heard about the latest college craze? It's called hooking up...

warning: extreme sarcasm!!!

I can't believe people are hooking up in college i gotta try this out. thanks a million to the author i think you just completlly turned my life around. i'm gonna quit playing games and start hooking up!!!
 
[quote name='Scorch']WTF? Mark's an idiot. Everyone knows that girls have cooties.[/quote]

CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT ! NOW I GOT MY COOTIE SHOT!!

i remember, when i was in 3rd grade, it went from cootie shot, to HIV shot, im freakin serious :whistle2:\..damn bronx kids..i then became a super hypocondriac
hehe *true story** (no longer a hypo)
 
Wow, us college kids are of great interest lately. The NY Times had a front page article a bit ago about how college kids really like cereal.
 
When I was in college, "hooking up" meant something completely different. I won't describe it in detail but it involved lots of coughing and eating large amounts of recees peanut butter cups.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Wow, us college kids are of great interest lately. The NY Times had a front page article a bit ago about how college kids really like cereal.[/quote]

i never make it for breakfast at the mess hall im usually too hung over
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='KrazyKefka']In other breaking news, scientists discover that the Earth is round.[/quote]

Round but still flat, right?[/quote]

Of course.
 
[quote name='Trakan'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='KrazyKefka']In other breaking news, scientists discover that the Earth is round.[/quote]

Round but still flat, right?[/quote]

Of course.[/quote]

Phew. I was scared there for a moment.
 
[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='KrazyKefka']In other breaking news, scientists discover that the Earth is round.[/quote]

Heretic. :evil: :evil: :evil:[/quote]
Next thing you know, he'll be saying that the earth revolves around the sun...
 
Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
Kids!
I've tried to raise him the best I could
Kids! Kids!
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
And while we're on the subject!
Kids! They are just impossible to control!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did
What's wrong with Sammy Caine?
What's the matter with kids today!
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X'][quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='KrazyKefka']In other breaking news, scientists discover that the Earth is round.[/quote]

Heretic. :evil: :evil: :evil:[/quote]
Next thing you know, he'll be saying that the earth revolves around the sun...[/quote]

BLASHEMY!

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Next thing you know, they'll be saying things like we aren't really in the real world but a virtual reality world. A 'Matrix' if you will... Ha! Crazy talk
 
[quote name='epobirs']Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
Kids!
I've tried to raise him the best I could
Kids! Kids!
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
And while we're on the subject!
Kids! They are just impossible to control!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did
What's wrong with Sammy Caine?
What's the matter with kids today![/quote]

It's all fun and games until someone throws out a showtune...
 
Someone should email him and ask him to do research on the phrase "one night stand" and see what he writes. Some people are so blind, next he'll right an article about the term "toking"
 
[quote name='epobirs']Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
Kids!
I've tried to raise him the best I could
Kids! Kids!
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
And while we're on the subject!
Kids! They are just impossible to control!
Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did
What's wrong with Sammy Caine?
What's the matter with kids today![/quote]

Vagina junction, what's your function?

Taking in sperm and spitting out babies.
 
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