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Aw! I want more fighting. Therefore I will instigate. Zion did j00 here what Slipknot said about you? I know you ain't takin 'that crap! Slipknot, zion called you a poopie head behind your back. Whatcha gonna do about it?
 
[quote name='Slipknot9762']all i wanted was some simple help, but thanks to the people that replied and tried to help[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry that this turned out for the worst. Please don't let this thread influence your stay on CAG.
 
[quote name='Moxio']I'm sorry that this turned out for the worst. Please don't let this thread influence your stay on CAG.[/QUOTE]

Actually please do, we really don't need anymore highschool dropouts, help1 already has the spot taken.
 
See what happens when you don't encourage your children to read?
I swear to god, if my kids EVER type anything like "ne1" or "ur," I'll break every one of their worthless little fingers, lock them in a room, and make them read The Catcher in the Rye until all of that bullshit is out of their systems. They can turn the pages with their tongues.
 
[quote name='defiance_17']See what happens when you don't encourage your children to read?
I swear to god, if my kids EVER type anything like "ne1" or "ur," I'll break every one of their worthless little fingers, lock them in a room, and make them read The Catcher in the Rye until all of that bullshit is out of their systems. They can turn the pages with their tongues.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='defiance_17']See what happens when you don't encourage your children to read?
I swear to god, if my kids EVER type anything like "ne1" or "ur," I'll break every one of their worthless little fingers, lock them in a room, and make them read The Catcher in the Rye until all of that bullshit is out of their systems. They can turn the pages with their tongues.[/QUOTE]

:lol: no offense to some cagrs here but i want to do that when i see leet jargon on the forums...
 
[quote name='integralsmatic']:lol: no offense to some cagrs here but i want to do that when i see leet jargon on the forums...[/QUOTE]

Somebody should do something, because America is going retarded. There are plenty of people skating through college who should have been completely eliminated by natural selection three generations ago.
 
[quote name='spoo']Zion doses your life suck so bad you feel the need to pick on an illiterate crybaby?[/QUOTE]

does your time matter so much that you have to post your worthless piece of shit remark in this forum? fuckin idiot
 
[quote name='defiance_17']See what happens when you don't encourage your children to read?
I swear to god, if my kids EVER type anything like "ne1" or "ur," I'll break every one of their worthless little fingers, lock them in a room, and make them read The Catcher in the Rye until all of that bullshit is out of their systems. They can turn the pages with their tongues.[/QUOTE]

oh yea it's such a sin to use ur instead of your oh no, wow ur a f aggot
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Actually please do, we really don't need anymore highschool dropouts, help1 already has the spot taken.[/QUOTE]

high school dropout? good one...I really don't know why ur dumbass keeps on going., dont know when to quit do ya. you really need a life not even a year on this site and u got 10,000 posts, what does that tell u about yourself. get your lazyass of the computer and do something else ratehr than typing useless shit just to fight with someone. jagoff
 
[quote name='Slipknot9762']oh yea it's such a sin to use ur instead of your oh no, wow ur a f aggot[/QUOTE]

Nothing establishes intellectual credibility quite like "ur a f aggot." C'mon, guy--gay-bashing is sooo 1997.
 
I just read this whole thread. Very entertaining. :applause:
First of all, Slipknot, you're using "ur" in place of "you're" (you are) not "your". Just thought I'd clear things up because you couldn't even correct your own faulty grammar properly.
Secondly, I'm sorry that you didn't get the help you were looking for... Some people tried to help you, HHGttG, The Bible, you could have used them.
Thirdly, I'm sorry you got flamed... I guess. Is it really that bad? zion flames me all the time, usually he's right and I'll just ignore him and cry.
Lastly, here's the most important part of my post. Look, you realized no one was gonna help you. How long did that take? Maybe an hour at most, cuz you're a little slow? Ok, that's one hour. Now, you could have read a book. That generally takes 1-3 hours, depending on size and reading speed of course. So that's 2-4 hours already. Then, you had to write your report. Another hour or so. So a total of 3-5 hours. That's it... Instead, you decided to waste your time, and the time of those who are more important than you... ARGUING ON AN INTERNET FORUM THAT FOCUSES ON BEING CHEAP + BEING A GAMER. You truely are an idiot. Not because of your bad spelling/grammar. Not because of your efforts of getting someone to do your homework, but because you actually spent the time arguing when you could have just been doing your homework.
 
[quote name='Slipknot9762']yea? very incoherent but anyways i never EVER seen someone with a good amount of posts get flamed, i guess every1 has respect for someone who sits at the computer and writes in forums all day[/QUOTE]

You've never seen anyone with a good amount of posts get flamed?
I guess you're not altogether that observant then, eh?
I've seen many, many 1000+ post CAGs get flamed, and have been the target of flaming myself. I'm sure there would be plenty of people happy to qoute examples of this, or perhaps even come in and flame me right after this post.
 
[quote name='Slipknot9762']how did you school me your probably like 25-30 years old still playing games[/QUOTE]

What's the problem with that? I guess all of the developers of games you love so much better stop playing games right now, lest they be childish and "uncool" in slipknot's eyes. Oh no!
 
It's like a train wreck, you know...
You try to turn away, and not look, but you just can't help yourself.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']It's like a train wreck. You want to turn away, but you can't.[/QUOTE]

LMAO Well said Sweeney, well said.
 
[quote name='Slipknot9762']get your lazyass of the computer and do something else ratehr than typing useless shit just to fight with someone. jagoff[/QUOTE]

Like...reading a book?

I couldn't resist. Seriously, though, it's like you're using the fact that you don't read as an excuse to not do the assignment. You can't Sparknotes your way out of eveyrthing. Just read something like The Perks of Being a Wallflower. It's an easy read, a decent book, and you can get through it in one or two sittings, and there's enough controversial stuff in it for your report.

Or, you know, something like Tropic of Cancer or Ulysses :p

PS I have never seen something spiral out of control so fast as this thread. It really got me awake this morning.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']It's like a train wreck. You want to turn away, but you can't.[/QUOTE]

Yup. I especially like the correction from "maming" to "making" completely oblivious to the fact that there was an even bigger mistake in there... :p
 
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