Help some guy "win" a threesome.

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http://www.helpwinmybet.com/

Basically this guy has a bet with his girlfriend. If he can get 2,000,000 hits at a site he randomly made, his girlfriend has agreed to have a threesome with him and another girl. If he fails, he has to wear a T-Shirt that proclaims him an idiot.

I thought this was pretty funny and also decided to support him. So, if you care check out http://www.helpwinmybet.com/ for all the details and a picture of the written "contract".
 
He wins he gets a threesome. He loses he has to wear a shirt saying he's an idiot... Sounds like the gf pretty much wants to do a threesome.

Site won't come up for me BTW.
 
By April 1st, 2007.

April 1st.

April 1st.

Assuming the bet's real, she'll use that. So he'll still be the idiot.
 
:lol: Hes taking suggestions/volunteers on his website.

[quote name='Ikohn4ever']he should also be looking for the third part of the threesome as well[/quote]
 
What better way to prove two things about women at once?

1) They are all sluts.

2) They are idiots when it comes to tech.

Mankind could not create a more invincble hypothesis, method test, and end proof.
 
Two points

1)
so I can make my girlfriend eat her words... and more importantly get my threesome!
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That was no way to end that statement.
so I can make my girlfriend eat her words... and more importantly eat pussy.
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Fixed.

2) He's getting a hundred hits a second at the moment. Winnar.
 
Not that it matters too much, but it does say "unique" hits. Still with a year to make it, I'd say he's got it in the bag if she doesn't pull any tricky shit.

Heres something that could screw him over. It says any cheating known or unknown by the creator warrents a void. Hmm.. perhaps she could cheat or get someone to do it for her if she needs a quick way out..
 
[quote name='crystalklear64']
Heres something that could screw him over. It says any cheating known or unknown by the creator warrents a void. Hmm.. perhaps she could cheat or get someone to do it for her if she needs a quick way out..[/QUOTE]
So she would get out of having a threesome with her boyfriend by cheating on him? I guess that would be better... if she doesn't want to date him anymore.
 
:roll: he means with the site. She could tell her girlfriends to hack his site to boost the count.... doubtful, but possible.

And jesus... When you first posted this the counter was at 125,000. its at over 200,000 now. You may have sealed the deal for him CC. :lol:

[quote name='botticus']So she would get out of having a threesome with her boyfriend by cheating on him? I guess that would be better... if she doesn't want to date him anymore.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Kayden']:roll: he means with the site. She could tell her girlfriends to hack his site to boost the count.... doubtful, but possible.

And jesus... When you first posted this the counter was at 125,000. its at over 200,000 now. You may have sealed the deal for him CC. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Haha, my bad. I just thought "cheat" when the contract is about sex and it kinda fit.
 
[quote name='wubb']He wins he gets a threesome. He loses he has to wear a shirt saying he's an idiot... Sounds like the gf pretty much wants to do a threesome.

Site won't come up for me BTW.[/QUOTE]

Thats what I'm thinking cause if she didn't want a 3-way then he would be doing something more then wearing a T-shirt.

I think he's going to reach his goal, I started typing this he was at 208,746 hits. I have just refreshed the page and he now has 216,153. In the time it took me to type this post he has gained 8,000 hits. I say he will get 2 million by early May at the absolute latest.
 
[quote name='Graystone']I say he will get 2 million by early May at the absolute latest.[/QUOTE]

Next Wednesday.

She's clearly not sexually satisfied with him, thus the absurd wager (threesome versus tshirt). Then again, she looks like a trucker on three weeks of meth and no sleep or showering, so this is one of those scenarios where "threesome" isn't that erotic an idea.

Like this one: http://mydeathspace.com/deaths.aspx...gs1_show=b4723ccd-7e79-46f1-b4dd-cca5537e75d2
or try this page: http://www.myspace.com/biggirl

Nothin' sexy about that noise.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Next Wednesday.

She's clearly not sexually satisfied with him, thus the absurd wager (threesome versus tshirt). Then again, she looks like a trucker on three weeks of meth and no sleep or showering, so this is one of those scenarios where "threesome" isn't that erotic an idea.

Like this one: http://mydeathspace.com/deaths.aspx?ctl00_MainContent_Weblogs1_show=b4723ccd-7e79-46f1-b4dd-cca5537e75d2
or try this page: http://www.myspace.com/biggirl

Nothin' sexy about that noise.[/quote]

That dude tattoed that fat dead girl on his arm. That's erie, but expected.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']That dude tattoed that fat dead girl on his arm. That's erie, but expected.[/QUOTE]

You would be amazed what a fat chick can do to you. ;)
 
[quote name='Graystone']You would be amazed what a fat chick can do to you. ;)[/QUOTE]

"Hey! Fat chicks need love too!.....But they gotta pay."
 
[quote name='Graystone']You would be amazed what a fat chick can do to you. ;)[/quote]

judging from her picture... "I'd say eat you whole."
 
That counter seems to be going up just a bit too fast... around 50 unique hits every second? If I was her I'd be sensing foul play.
 
[quote name='Radioactive_Man']It's a shame she got hit with a ugly stick.[/QUOTE]

Where is the picture of her?

Nevermind, it was on the first page, it didn't load up for some reason or anything.

She's not THAT bad, but... she has no shape, anywhere.
 
Well, whether the guy wins or not, she doesn't have to do it anyway since the contract is not valid (because of the illegal nature of promising the act of sex). She probably is only making this bet because she wants to have a threesome anyway, but doesn't want to be thought of as a slut.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Next Wednesday.

She's clearly not sexually satisfied with him, thus the absurd wager (threesome versus tshirt). Then again, she looks like a trucker on three weeks of meth and no sleep or showering, so this is one of those scenarios where "threesome" isn't that erotic an idea.

Like this one: http://mydeathspace.com/deaths.aspx...gs1_show=b4723ccd-7e79-46f1-b4dd-cca5537e75d2
or try this page: http://www.myspace.com/biggirl

Nothin' sexy about that noise.[/QUOTE]


You don't hit that shit, that shit hits you.
 
Now it's going up 300-500 every time I refresh, he's already at over 720,000 if that's at all accurate (my guess would be no).

EDIT: now around 735,000, at this rate he'll be done by tomorrow.
 
I'm guessing the tracker counts total hits instead of unique hits. The reason its going up so fast is because everyone wants to see how fast its going up. :lol:

[quote name='SpazX']Now it's going up 300-500 every time I refresh, he's already at over 720,000 if that's at all accurate (my guess would be no).[/quote]
 
I hope she leaves him, instead.

Edit: Nevermind. I just saw her picture. Idiots, keep with yo' idiots.
 
[quote name='Kayden']I'm guessing the tracker counts total hits instead of unique hits. The reason its going up so fast is because everyone wants to see how fast its going up. :lol:[/quote]
Haha, yeah, he should have a counter for unique hits if it isn't, it doesn't even make sense if it's just for all hits. He doesn't seem like the brightest crayon in the box though, so maybe he just doesn't know it's counting all hits.

Here's hoping he wins his threesome so he can fail to satisfy two women at once.

EDIT: Odd, it was just down and the 404 showed a link to www.houstonsocialscene.com as the home page and the page just talks about the x-prize.
 
Whoa... it just got 200,000 hits in a little under five minutes.
 
[quote name='LaraCroftsLeftBoob']damn, at that rate, by the time it ends he'll have enough signatures for a whole harem of women.[/QUOTE]
Once she knows she's totally fucked, however you want to take that, he should get her to add a clause that each additional 2,000,000 hits will add another woman to the bedroom.
 
[quote name='botticus']Once she knows she's totally fucked, however you want to take that, he should get her to add a clause that each additional 2,000,000 hits will add another woman to the bedroom.[/quote]

Heh, if that was the case... he'd have about 34 girls by April 1st. 926,882+ around the time I was there.

I bet you guys it is counting unique hits. Come on this is the internet I wouldn't be surprised if 2 million people haven't heard about this already. Let's hope the girl he gets isn't as bad as his girlfriend though.

Want to know what would be as funny as hell? If he had to get an additional 2,000,000 hits for the other girl to join him and his girlfriend.
 
woot, we broke 1,000,000...

this is working waaaaaayy too well, how long do u think until we see a ton of people stealing this idea?
 
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