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Darke Katt

Darke Katt

CAGiversary!
I know I don't visit often, and call when I should, but damnit, you guys just need to know this now.

I AM LEAVING FEBRUARY 8TH, BABY!

I finally got a shipping date for the Air Force. Kiss my bony little ass goobye then, I'll be back in six weeks as an AIRMAN.

E IS FOR PANTS! WOOOOOO
 
[quote name='Darke Katt']
I finally got a shipping date ...[/quote]

I hope they pack you up all nice, and just remeber, those peanuts arnt healthy or really peanuts..

Seriously though, congrats, and good luck!
 
Are you sure you wanna tell a buch of sex starved guys that they could kiss your ass any time??? :)

And thank you for having more balls then me! And for defending our country and all that good stuff. Be carefull and report back to us solider! And thats an order!
 
[quote name='Mr_hockey66']Are you sure you wanna tell a buch of sex starved guys that they could kiss your ass any time??? :)

And thank you for having more balls then me! And for defending our country and all that good stuff. Be carefull and report back to us solider! And thats an order![/quote]

Did you just tell a girl you had more balls than her?
 
no I said SHe has more balls then me! Im a chickenshit. I couldn't join the army nazy any of that good stuff. Plus my wife would kill me first or seriouly handicapp me if I joined.
 
[quote name='smalien1'][quote name='Mr_hockey66']Are you sure you wanna tell a buch of sex starved guys that they could kiss your ass any time??? :)

And thank you for having more balls then me! And for defending our country and all that good stuff. Be carefull and report back to us solider! And thats an order![/quote]

Did you just tell a girl you had more balls than her?[/quote]

:rofl:

You finally said something to make me laugh.

And laters DK, you'll be missed!
 
Enjoy Lackland's Scorpion Nest.


Six weeks and good food (So I've heard), get off your butt Lazy CAG'ers. Follow Katt's lead!

Seriously, have fun and keep your head down.
 
[quote name='Mr_hockey66']no I said SHe has more balls then me! Im a chickenshit. I couldn't join the army nazy any of that good stuff. Plus my wife would kill me first or seriouly handicapp me if I joined.[/quote]


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='Darke Katt']You sound like someone who's been through this Rallen. Any other tips?[/quote]

I was USMC, so I'm not an expert on the AF, but I can give you a few tips for boot.

- Search the web for a PDF doc that outlines Physical Fitness in AF Boot. The better shape you go into boot, the easier it will be.

Here it is:

http://usmilitary.about.com/c/ec/1.htm

- Remember it's 90% mental, many men and woman, weaker in mind and body than you, made it through. AF Boot is only 6 weeks, so go in and don't look back. Listen and follow orders and you will be on the right path.

- Always strive to be the best, in everything you do. If you are required to do 10 pull-up, try for 10. Never do the minimum. This goes for life, not just boot.

Keep us posted where you're stationed. I have a friend in the AF in Ank, AL. He seems to love it.

Best of luck!
 
[quote name='Darke Katt']I know I don't visit often, and call when I should, but damnit, you guys just need to know this now.

I AM LEAVING FEBRUARY 8TH, BABY!

I finally got a shipping date for the Air Force. Kiss my bony little ass goobye then, I'll be back in six weeks as an AIRMAN.

E IS FOR PANTS! WOOOOOO[/quote]

Going to Lackland? I've been there. Too bad you probably won't see much of the Alamo if you are going (it's near San Antonio). Awesome jackrabbits though.
 
Well Rallen, I knew that much already. X3 Hubby was also in the Marines, so he would know all about it.
Hell, they want me for my BRAINNNNS...I scored so highly on my ASVAB they recommended me for the Linguistic test, which I aced. X3 Which is why i'm ecstatic, I want to learn languages.
 
Cool. In my best zombie voice:

"Brains! Wish I had more of those!"

I took the ASVAB is 1991 (Yes, I'm an old man). At the time the recruiting center was near the local arcade/theatre, I took the test for passes/tokens. What can I say, I'm a gamer for life!

I dragged a friend with me, who always mentions I pimped him out for some game tokens. Good times.
 
Only an Airman?
I'm surprised Darke Katt, I had thought you had some college under your belt and were planning to go in as an officer.

I remember taking the ASVAB...

EDIT: I agree with some of the opinions people had about this later in the thread.


You'll succeed Darke Katt, that's all there is too it.
There's no quit in you, so success is your only option :)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Only an Airman?
I'm surprised Darke Katt, I had thought you had some college under your belt and were planning to go in as an officer.

I remember taking the ASVAB... they wanted all of the people in my JROTC class in high school to take it. You know, a bunch of the other students in that class hated me... I destroyed the grading curve, getting perfect marks on each test... I always had to be removed from the curve because I was such a stastical anomoly.[/quote]

is anyone suprised? :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Only an Airman?
I'm surprised Darke Katt, I had thought you had some college under your belt and were planning to go in as an officer.

I remember taking the ASVAB... they wanted all of the people in my JROTC class in high school to take it. You know, a bunch of the other students in that class hated me... I destroyed the grading curve, getting perfect marks on each test... I always had to be removed from the curve because I was such a stastical anomoly.[/quote]

I don't think the Air Force would take you. Your swelled head would never fit in the cockpit. However, I'm sure the Navy could use it as a floatation device.
 
[quote name='Darke Katt']Sadie--thanks for the info, though I'm not too much of a history buff to see the Alamo. X3 I woulnd't mind seeing the wildlife though.[/quote]

NP. The Alamo is right in the middle of San Antonio, the city built around it. Ask your family to come down when you graduate. They'll enjoy the RiverWalk. You can walk along the San Antonio river and shop/eat at restaurants. They have lots of fountains and everything is very nice looking. My brother was at Lackland and we went to see him - about 5 years ago. We are both Army brats.

San Antonio is a really nice city, just don't drive outside of it. If you have the chance, do visit the Alamo, it's very interesting. The small little canal that the settlers used for water, is now filled with Koi. I thought that was cool.

The jackrabbits on base have huge ears (I'm from Ohio so I'm used to the rather small eastern cottontail rabbits). Well jackrabbits are actually hares, but I thought they were funny just because they were different looking and very skittish.

At Fort Sam Houston (Army Base) they have wild peacocks, geese, and deer on base. I don't know if you would be able to get in, but just a FYI.
 
[quote name='SadieDee'][quote name='Darke Katt']Sadie--thanks for the info, though I'm not too much of a history buff to see the Alamo. X3 I woulnd't mind seeing the wildlife though.[/quote]

NP. The Alamo is right in the middle of San Antonio, the city built around it. Ask your family to come down when you graduate. They'll enjoy the RiverWalk. You can walk along the San Antonio river and shop/eat at restaurants. They have lots of fountains and everything is very nice looking. My brother was at Lackland and we went to see him - about 5 years ago. We are both Army brats.

San Antonio is a really nice city, just don't drive outside of it. If you have the chance, do visit the Alamo, it's very interesting. The small little canal that the settlers used for water, is now filled with Koi. I thought that was cool.

The jackrabbits on base have huge ears (I'm from Ohio so I'm used to the rather small eastern cottontail rabbits). Well jackrabbits are actually hares, but I thought they were funny just because they were different looking and very skittish.

At Fort Sam Houston (Army Base) they have wild peacocks, geese, and deer on base. I don't know if you would be able to get in, but just a FYI.[/quote]

not to mention Schlitterbahn is 30 minutes away as is the Guadalupe river.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Only an Airman?
I'm surprised Darke Katt, I had thought you had some college under your belt and were planning to go in as an officer.

I remember taking the ASVAB... they wanted all of the people in my JROTC class in high school to take it. You know, a bunch of the other students in that class hated me... I destroyed the grading curve, getting perfect marks on each test... I always had to be removed from the curve because I was such a stastical anomoly.[/quote]

JSweeney, I usually find your posts intelligent and well formed, but when you post stuff like this, whether true or not, it comes off as bragging. There was no need.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']Wow I feel ashamed now.

Not a single person asked her if she felt the need, the need for speed!!!![/quote]

:rofl:
 
I did really well on the ASVAB too, they sent me info about the air force but the army isn't for me.

But it may have helped in my future goals in politics.

Any ways, good luck, be brave and show them what you've got.
 
[quote name='Darke Katt']Well Rallen, I knew that much already. X3 Hubby was also in the Marines, so he would know all about it.
Hell, they want me for my BRAINNNNS...I scored so highly on my ASVAB they recommended me for the Linguistic test, which I aced. X3 Which is why i'm ecstatic, I want to learn languages. [/quote]


Linguistics eh? So does that mean you are heading out to beautiful Monterey California? Not a bad place to get paid to live for a while.
 
[quote name='guessed'][quote name='JSweeney']Only an Airman?
I'm surprised Darke Katt, I had thought you had some college under your belt and were planning to go in as an officer.

I remember taking the ASVAB... they wanted all of the people in my JROTC class in high school to take it. You know, a bunch of the other students in that class hated me... I destroyed the grading curve, getting perfect marks on each test... I always had to be removed from the curve because I was such a stastical anomoly.[/quote]

JSweeney, I usually find your posts intelligent and well formed, but when you post stuff like this, whether true or not, it comes off as bragging. There was no need.[/quote]

I agree. That's why I've gone back and editted it out.
 
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