How can I silence the sounds of "those who hump from above"?

[quote name='Mookyjooky']Do what I would do and invite her to some coffee down stairs. Hang pictures over your bed ahead of time and show her your house. When she looks at the pictures, tell her to look at a tiny detail in one of them.....tell her she can stand on the bed.

When she does, she'll say she cant see what you're talking about. Get on the bed with her and point it out....nibble her earlobe and the whore is yours. Tell her that this was all a ploy to get her in your bed and she'll probably laugh, because shes a whore and love shaq-fuing.

Then move down on the bed and start caressing her dirty, 6 different finger printed titties and work you way down. Unbutton her jeans with your teeth but dont lick the box cause you'll probably get "Insta-AIDS".

Bust out a jimmie hat.....or if your dont have one, I'm sure you can pull one of the used ones out of her cooch. I'm sure she has plenty.

Start bangin.....tell her to roll over and support her wieght with her knees and drive the beef-bus from tuna town to cinnamon-ring plaza. Bust that for a while and tell her you wanna bust a hat trick and she'll of course know what this means cause she's probably done some porn work in her time....

Then rip the jimmie hat off and drop an ounce and a half of throat yogart in her hair and tell her " You my Pig Bitch!"

Then tell her "Get the shaq-fu out, whore!"

Trust me she'll come back tommarrow for more and you'll be able to live out all you fantasies and you'll never hear the upstairs apt again.[/quote]


Now THAT'S f'n funny! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :applause:
 
[quote name='EddieBelfour'][quote name='jalu6']Well, chances are she'll run out of guys eventually and the noises will stop. Really, how big can the male population of Buffalo be?[/quote]


large man, large. there is so much sausage here it isnt even funny. about as funny as that beat it comment up there but not as funny as humping halo 2 corpses. the whole comp lab looked at me when i laughed.[/quote]

I'm guessing this girl is in her twenties, cause chicks in their twenties go through men like Kleenex. And then they turn 30, and their Kleenex box is empty. And that's when you get peace...

As for neighbor troubles, you probably don't want my advice...

Watch High Fidelity. It won't help you, but it has the same situation in it...
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Do what I would do and invite her to some coffee down stairs. Hang pictures over your bed ahead of time and show her your house. When she looks at the pictures, tell her to look at a tiny detail in one of them.....tell her she can stand on the bed.

When she does, she'll say she cant see what you're talking about. Get on the bed with her and point it out....nibble her earlobe and the whore is yours. Tell her that this was all a ploy to get her in your bed and she'll probably laugh, because shes a whore and love shaq-fuing.

Then move down on the bed and start caressing her dirty, 6 different finger printed titties and work you way down. Unbutton her jeans with your teeth but dont lick the box cause you'll probably get "Insta-AIDS".

Bust out a jimmie hat.....or if your dont have one, I'm sure you can pull one of the used ones out of her cooch. I'm sure she has plenty.

Start bangin.....tell her to roll over and support her wieght with her knees and drive the beef-bus from tuna town to cinnamon-ring plaza. Bust that for a while and tell her you wanna bust a hat trick and she'll of course know what this means cause she's probably done some porn work in her time....

Then rip the jimmie hat off and drop an ounce and a half of throat yogart in her hair and tell her " You my Pig Bitch!"

Then tell her "Get the shaq-fu out, whore!"

Trust me she'll come back tommarrow for more and you'll be able to live out all you fantasies and you'll never hear the upstairs apt again.[/quote]

Mooky, we all bow to your superior Don Juan skills.

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[quote name='Mookyjooky']Do what I would do and invite her to some coffee down stairs. Hang pictures over your bed ahead of time and show her your house. When she looks at the pictures, tell her to look at a tiny detail in one of them.....tell her she can stand on the bed.

When she does, she'll say she cant see what you're talking about. Get on the bed with her and point it out....nibble her earlobe and the whore is yours. Tell her that this was all a ploy to get her in your bed and she'll probably laugh, because shes a whore and love shaq-fuing.

Then move down on the bed and start caressing her dirty, 6 different finger printed titties and work you way down. Unbutton her jeans with your teeth but dont lick the box cause you'll probably get "Insta-AIDS".

Bust out a jimmie hat.....or if your dont have one, I'm sure you can pull one of the used ones out of her cooch. I'm sure she has plenty.

Start bangin.....tell her to roll over and support her wieght with her knees and drive the beef-bus from tuna town to cinnamon-ring plaza. Bust that for a while and tell her you wanna bust a hat trick and she'll of course know what this means cause she's probably done some porn work in her time....

Then rip the jimmie hat off and drop an ounce and a half of throat yogart in her hair and tell her " You my Pig Bitch!"

Then tell her "Get the shaq-fu out, whore!"

Trust me she'll come back tommarrow for more and you'll be able to live out all you fantasies and you'll never hear the upstairs apt again.[/quote]

:shock:

Several kids on CAG: "Mommy, how do you drive a beef bus to tuna town?"
 
[quote name='RaekwonThaChef'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Do what I would do and invite her to some coffee down stairs. Hang pictures over your bed ahead of time and show her your house. When she looks at the pictures, tell her to look at a tiny detail in one of them.....tell her she can stand on the bed.

When she does, she'll say she cant see what you're talking about. Get on the bed with her and point it out....nibble her earlobe and the whore is yours. Tell her that this was all a ploy to get her in your bed and she'll probably laugh, because shes a whore and love shaq-fuing.

Then move down on the bed and start caressing her dirty, 6 different finger printed titties and work you way down. Unbutton her jeans with your teeth but dont lick the box cause you'll probably get "Insta-AIDS".

Bust out a jimmie hat.....or if your dont have one, I'm sure you can pull one of the used ones out of her cooch. I'm sure she has plenty.

Start bangin.....tell her to roll over and support her wieght with her knees and drive the beef-bus from tuna town to cinnamon-ring plaza. Bust that for a while and tell her you wanna bust a hat trick and she'll of course know what this means cause she's probably done some porn work in her time....

Then rip the jimmie hat off and drop an ounce and a half of throat yogart in her hair and tell her " You my Pig Bitch!"

Then tell her "Get the shaq-fu out, whore!"

Trust me she'll come back tommarrow for more and you'll be able to live out all you fantasies and you'll never hear the upstairs apt again.[/quote]

:shock:

Several kids on CAG: "Mommy, how do you drive a beef bus to tuna town?"[/quote]

LMAO RaekwonThaChef!!! :p

[quote name='jm2u']when I lived in an Apt, we have noisy upstairs neighbors as well. God I hated it, it drove me absolutly insane. I HAD to rent a house. We had the same problem, but it was a bunch of sausages that liked to wrestle with each other. Once my roommates and I setup the drum kit, bass and guitar amps and just started going to town. 10 min later they came down to tell us that we rocked and to keep it up. Again let me say this: Move out![/quote]

haha, awesome anecdote!
 
My apologies, in advance.

[quote name='beerguy961']I'm guessing this girl is in her twenties, cause chicks in their twenties go through men like Kleenex.[/quote]

And males in their early teens go through Kleenex like women.

Hey, I already apologized.
 
[quote name='RaekwonThaChef'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Do what I would do and invite her to some coffee down stairs. Hang pictures over your bed ahead of time and show her your house. When she looks at the pictures, tell her to look at a tiny detail in one of them.....tell her she can stand on the bed.

When she does, she'll say she cant see what you're talking about. Get on the bed with her and point it out....nibble her earlobe and the whore is yours. Tell her that this was all a ploy to get her in your bed and she'll probably laugh, because shes a whore and love shaq-fuing.

Then move down on the bed and start caressing her dirty, 6 different finger printed titties and work you way down. Unbutton her jeans with your teeth but dont lick the box cause you'll probably get "Insta-AIDS".

Bust out a jimmie hat.....or if your dont have one, I'm sure you can pull one of the used ones out of her cooch. I'm sure she has plenty.

Start bangin.....tell her to roll over and support her wieght with her knees and drive the beef-bus from tuna town to cinnamon-ring plaza. Bust that for a while and tell her you wanna bust a hat trick and she'll of course know what this means cause she's probably done some porn work in her time....

Then rip the jimmie hat off and drop an ounce and a half of throat yogart in her hair and tell her " You my Pig Bitch!"

Then tell her "Get the shaq-fu out, whore!"

Trust me she'll come back tommarrow for more and you'll be able to live out all you fantasies and you'll never hear the upstairs apt again.[/quote]

:shock:

Several kids on CAG: "Mommy, how do you drive a beef bus to tuna town?"[/quote]

:rofl: :notworth:
 
[quote name='guessed']My apologies, in advance.

[quote name='beerguy961']I'm guessing this girl is in her twenties, cause chicks in their twenties go through men like Kleenex.[/quote]

And males in their early teens go through Kleenex like women.

Hey, I already apologized.[/quote]

Best thread post yet! :rofl: :notworth:
 
Wow, I've been gone for a while..


If you just tell her that noise upstairs when she has friendly male companions over is noisy and bothering your girl friend, and that while your really glad she is obviously having a wonderful time, you'd really like her to tone it down a little bit- ask her to moan instead of what she's doing right now.

That'll make her blush, get embarrased, and run like the wind. Either that, or there is always the 1% chance she'll get turned on.

Good Luck
 
You and your girlfriend should have a contest with her and her man du jour. Who can make the most noise? Just invite them down next time (or you guys could go up to her place).
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']
....Get on the bed with her and point it out....nibble her earlobe and the whore is yours. Tell her that this was all a ploy to get her in your bed and she'll probably laugh, because shes a whore and love shaq-fuing....

Start bangin.....tell her to roll over and support her wieght with her knees and drive the beef-bus from tuna town to cinnamon-ring plaza.

Then rip the jimmie hat off and drop an ounce and a half of throat yogart in her hair and tell her " You my Pig Bitch!"
[/quote]

Those are the best parts. Still laughing about that whole thing.

You are a wonderfully vulgar man mooky :notworth:
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Do what I would do and invite her to some coffee down stairs. Hang pictures over your bed ahead of time and show her your house. When she looks at the pictures, tell her to look at a tiny detail in one of them.....tell her she can stand on the bed.

When she does, she'll say she cant see what you're talking about. Get on the bed with her and point it out....nibble her earlobe and the whore is yours. Tell her that this was all a ploy to get her in your bed and she'll probably laugh, because shes a whore and love shaq-fuing.

Then move down on the bed and start caressing her dirty, 6 different finger printed titties and work you way down. Unbutton her jeans with your teeth but dont lick the box cause you'll probably get "Insta-AIDS".

Bust out a jimmie hat.....or if your dont have one, I'm sure you can pull one of the used ones out of her cooch. I'm sure she has plenty.

Start bangin.....tell her to roll over and support her wieght with her knees and drive the beef-bus from tuna town to cinnamon-ring plaza. Bust that for a while and tell her you wanna bust a hat trick and she'll of course know what this means cause she's probably done some porn work in her time....

Then rip the jimmie hat off and drop an ounce and a half of throat yogart in her hair and tell her " You my Pig Bitch!"

Then tell her "Get the shaq-fu out, whore!"

Trust me she'll come back tommarrow for more and you'll be able to live out all you fantasies and you'll never hear the upstairs apt again.[/quote]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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