How do u pee in a urinal?

[quote name='hohez']I find the most efficient and easiest way is to lay my wang down on the edge so that it's propped up by the urinal itself.

If it isn't tall enough for that, I stradle it so it can hang straight down and still make it in.[/QUOTE]

I could barely contain my laughter.
 
Has the OP used a urinal yet?


I have to use one everyday at work but I can't stand the splashback. Anyone have any tips to prevent splashback?
 
[quote name='wubb']I pull my pants down around my ankles, tuck my shirt under my chin and do my business. Isn't that SOP?

Unless I'm wearing a hat. Then things get way more complicated.[/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='gamingninja']people who use the stall when a pisser is empty creep me out for some reason i dont know why[/QUOTE]

You creep me out. You want me to use the urinal so you can stare at my man junk.
 
I was in Grand Central Station in NY. I was taking a piss at the urinal and this dirty bum goes over to the one next to me. He drops his filthy sweat pants and underwear to his ankles and does his buisness. A fine example of poor urinal conduct.
 
I unzip my zipper, pull out Johnny, grab onto my penis and then watch the liquid fly out.

Can be quite fun if you make a game of it. Use your imagination.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']IIIIIIIIII use pub-lic toi-lets and piss on the seats, cos I'm an ass-hooooooooooole![/QUOTE]

This post reminds me of one of my favorite songs. Asshole by Denis Leary because he almost says this same exact thing in the song about half way through it.

[media] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_bg2HK7oA [/media]
 
[quote name='gamingninja']people who use the stall when a pisser is empty creep me out for some reason i dont know why[/QUOTE]


If it's a two urinal bathroom and one's taken, I go for the stall. I get stage fright and can't pee when I'm right next to someone. and yeah, I agree with citizenb, you just wanna look at some cock.
 
[quote name='bobo2k4']Has the OP used a urinal yet?


I have to use one everyday at work but I can't stand the splashback. Anyone have any tips to prevent splashback?[/quote]

try pissing downwards at a 45 or 30 degree angle so the splash travels downward and not find its way back to the source
 
you stand back 6 feet and try not to hit the floor try to get it all in there.
Shout bullseye and a contest will begin ask whoevers there for a quick game

'sometimes a bathroom may have targets printed on the paper towls ' ever wonder what those were for? now you know.
 
i hate when all the men urinals are taken and only the kids urinal is left at work, i onced splashed pee into the guy in the urinal next to me, he was wearing sandals
 
[quote name='gamingninja']people who use the stall when a pisser is empty creep me out for some reason i dont know why[/quote]

Yes, cause its way less creepy for two men to unleash the beast within inches of each other.
 
[quote name='cdeener']This post reminds me of one of my favorite songs. Asshole by Denis Leary because he almost says this same exact thing in the song about half way through it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_bg2HK7oA [/quote]

Yes, it must be an amazing coincidence...

[quote name='Gameboy415']I only use stalls too. I like my privacy.

Plus I have enough people stare at me here in Japan, I don't need them staring at my penis too.[/quote]

Good idea, you know what those silly Japanese do when they see giant lizards.

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[quote name='abisai86']i hate when all the men urinals are taken and only the kids urinal is left at work, i onced splashed pee into the guy in the urinal next to me, he was wearing sandals[/quote]

LOL!!!
 
[quote name='abisai86']i hate when all the men urinals are taken and only the kids urinal is left at work, i onced splashed pee into the guy in the urinal next to me, he was wearing sandals[/QUOTE]

hahahah:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
 
[quote name='tyecko']So yeah I've always been a little confused about public urinals, thus why I use the stalls. But anyways so do you just pull it out and everyone just looks straight ahead or do you like somehow pull it out but not so far that people can see anything?[/quote]

You quit being a douchebag pussy and pull your dick out and piss. It's not that hard. fuck this has to be a joke.
 
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