How Gay are you? Take the test!

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[quote name='JimmieMac']If you take an online test to find out if you're gay, you're gay.[/QUOTE]

Its not to find out if your gay, just how gay :D
 
[quote name='jdevlin7756']Dude, the stupid loading screen fooled me. It runs all the way to 100% but I didn't know that meant I could then get my results. I was half way to the mall to buy some ass chaps.

Only 20% gay though, thank goodness cuz my wife woulda been pissed off.[/QUOTE]

LOL! Same here, man! I was like... what? 70% and rising!?
 
[quote name='Sarang01']Myke you know being a Metrosexual is just step one on the road to being gay. :p[/QUOTE]
Well, I'm going on two years of marriage, and six with the same person. If I go on any road that leads me to infidelity, then my ass is kicked. Unless, of course, the end of that road is Joan Jett.

OTOH, given that over the past few years I've given up stretch jeans, bullet belts, and various and sundry punk-rock t-shirts for Brooks Brothers, Jos. A. Bank, and various and sundry nice clothes, I think the road I'm on is the one that made a pitstop at hygeine, a long, luxurious stop at fashion, and I think I'm on the road to manners (though I've a ways to go).

Hmm, given the brands I listed, I sound more like a Republican than a metrosexual. More Kenneth Cole, dammit!
 
After playing around with that for a while and determining which answers were probably weighted to "more gay" here's something funny I have to say about the test....

Despite having answered I'd had sex with men and women on the test it called me just 40% gay.

Um, if you're having sex with men, you're more than 40% gay.
 
As several people pointed out on page 1, the test of sexuality basically boils down to "who do I think is sexually attractive" and "what do I fuck" kinds of questions.

This quiz plays on stereotypes of homosexuals that, if you've ever been to a leather bar, fail to hold true. I'd be surprised to find any bulldykes that would score high on this test, and their sexuality is certainly not uncertain. If anything, this test might provide insight into how susceptible males are to the kinds of fashion and hygeine marketing that women have been subjected and subjected themselves to for decades (pick up a Cosmopolitan if you don't know what I'm getting at).

iMy problem is that the questions are worded such that the "gay" answers are clearly evident; for example: "Do you like Judy Garland? A: No B: Oh, HONEY!" That isn't a real question, but the actual questions are slightly more subtle than that.
 
[quote name='AlbinoNinja']20%, and the meter thing fooled me... i thought i was 100% gay[/QUOTE]


25% here. Ya I did the same thing. When the meter went all the way to 100%, I started to freak a little....
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Well, I'm going on two years of marriage, and six with the same person. If I go on any road that leads me to infidelity, then my ass is kicked. Unless, of course, the end of that road is Joan Jett.

OTOH, given that over the past few years I've given up stretch jeans, bullet belts, and various and sundry punk-rock t-shirts for Brooks Brothers, Jos. A. Bank, and various and sundry nice clothes, I think the road I'm on is the one that made a pitstop at hygeine, a long, luxurious stop at fashion, and I think I'm on the road to manners (though I've a ways to go).

Hmm, given the brands I listed, I sound more like a Republican than a metrosexual. More Kenneth Cole, dammit![/QUOTE]

Ugh how the fuck can you stand suits?! I hate em'. If I wanna sweat like a motherfucker and suffocate then I'll wear a suit. If I HAVE to wear a suit I'd take Silk so I wouldn't sweat to death. Well if I could afford it.
Wow PAD you're a moron. If someone has sex with both and enjoys it and READILY does it they're Bisexual.
 
[quote name='Sarang01']Ugh how the fuck can you stand suits?! I hate em'. If I wanna sweat like a motherfucker and suffocate then I'll wear a suit. If I HAVE to wear a suit I'd take Silk so I wouldn't sweat to death. Well if I could afford it.
Wow PAD you're a moron. If someone has sex with both and enjoys it and READILY does it they're Bisexual.[/QUOTE]
It's not always suits; take, for instance, the shirt I'm wearing right now:
http://www.daddyos.com/retro/sv1.html
 
[quote name='PittsburghAfterDark']Despite having answered I'd had sex with men and women on the test it called me just 40% gay.

Um, if you're having sex with men, you're more than 40% gay.[/QUOTE]

Well psychologists have said that Men in Prison who rape each other are not necessarily gay. Does that have something to do with it?
 
[quote name='Xevious']Well psychologists have said that Men in Prison who rape each other are not necessarily gay. Does that have something to do with it?[/QUOTE]

Yes I have read that as well. Also according to my uncle who was in jail for about 2 years he says that the lifers are mainly the people who do the raping of each other. And to them they aren't having sex with a guy.
 
[quote name='Kirin Lemon']Hmm, 50%. Must be losing my edge...[/QUOTE]

50% was listed as a "well adjusted heterosexual"
 
AHHH!!! 100%... until the stupid loading screen went away. That scared me.. lol.

16% -- You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate.

Sure, if you're english... then you start the game at 50% gay.
 
The funny thing about this test is some CAGers are getting high scores and they are not posting those scores here because they are embarassed.....Or it could be that they've gotten a high score and decided to thread crap.
 
I got 43%. I figured I'd get either like 10 or get in the 50's-60's. I don't get the questions though, if someone says they're male and they like to have sex with men, why wouldn't they get 100%? Or if they say both then why not 50%?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']This quiz plays on stereotypes of homosexuals that, if you've ever been to a leather bar, fail to hold true. I'd be surprised to find any bulldykes that would score high on this test, and their sexuality is certainly not uncertain. If anything, this test might provide insight into how susceptible males are to the kinds of fashion and hygeine marketing that women have been subjected and subjected themselves to for decades (pick up a Cosmopolitan if you don't know what I'm getting at).[/QUOTE]

Yes... but, generally, this is how the masses view homosexuallity and gender roles. So, in a way, regardless of the cliches and stereotypes found within the questions, the quiz is valid.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']If you take an online test to find out if you're gay, you're gay.[/QUOTE]


almost as gay as someone who comes to a thread take the test is embarrassed by it, then types something "witty" to look cool


ohh and 30%
 
[quote name='Brak']Yes... but, generally, this is how the masses view homosexuallity and gender roles. So, in a way, regardless of the cliches and stereotypes found within the questions, the quiz is valid.[/QUOTE]

yyyyea.......no. I don't get your argument. How is it valid because dupes view homosexuals a particular way?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']yyyyea.......no. I don't get your argument. How is it valid because dupes view homosexuals a particular way?[/QUOTE]

This quiz would tell you how gay you are in a superficial sense.

Not an argument, either. As I agreed with what you said.
 
Hi guys, i'm 40% gay, wanna party? LOL I thought I was going to be 100% gay when that stupid bar didn't stop. Stupid test, I loves da lil girlies!
 
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