Husband and wife wackiness

Darke Katt

Darke Katt

CAGiversary!
Anyway, hubby is pawing around my shirt to find that I wasn't wearing a bra. Then he decides to lift my shirt, and I try to stop him from doing that, and he's saying "I'm not gonna believe it until its not butter!"

Um..you just had to be there.
 
That reminds of the time my wife was tryin to grab the ol package. And she was like "Damn yo, I know you be wearing a codpiece". Well I wasn't so I was like "Nah B, IT'S THE THICKER QUICKER PICKER-UPPER!"

tee hee
 
[quote name='MorganWebbLover']And lost her wedding ring .[/quote]

That is awful. Just for that I get to take over your avatar.
 
No kidding. Those are the kind of D.R.E's that I don't want to hear about. Of course, just mentioning D.R.E's would probably prompt someone to tell you to call or send it to Sony, which would be an interesting situation.
 
Yeah, let me rephrase that.

Hey, wasn't this about wives and husbands under 35 porn? Then where the hell is it?!
 
[quote name='XboxMaster']Hey, wasn't this about family porn? Where the hell is it?![/quote]

Yeah, I said keep it to a minimum not stop altogether.

Also make sure to include pics of future stories as well. :p
 
What do you have against magilacudy? Thats the second time you went off on him for making a joke about Morgan Webb (who, by the way, sucks)
 
[quote name='st0neface']What do you have against magilacudy? Thats the second time you went off on him for making a joke about Morgan Webb (who, by the way, sucks)[/quote]

Sucks in which way?
 
Wow... Hope this doesn't turn into a flaming war, innocent darkekatt decided to share her uh.. personal life to the CAGers and then there gotta be all flaming up in here.. just think people if there was less violence and flaming there would be more sex stories right about now!! so come on people don't fight, just have sex...
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']Wow... Hope this doesn't turn into a flaming war, innocent darkekatt decided to share her uh.. personal life to the CAGers and then there gotta be all flaming up in here.. just think people if there was less violence and flaming there would be more sex stories right about now!! so come on people don't fight, just have sex...[/quote]

Yes, let's get these sex stories going.
 
[quote name='MorganWebbLover']Jizzface don't make me put my foot up your ass to . And your little butt buddy Mike .[/quote]
WOW. Do you also share morgan webb's periods or something
 
I'll tell one. Ok, here is goes:

One night when my thumbs were exhausted from the sweet caress of an Xbox controller playing Wolfenstein on Xbox Live, my curiosity ran like it had never ran before. An idea popped into my mind and intrigued me. I picked up the TV controller and skimmed through the higher movie channels. Looking as movie rating after movie rating went buy under the title of the film. I passed one titled "Adult" and my thumb stopped putting pressure on the "Up" button. I layed on the couch, my hand reached for my zipper...................................and the rest is history

This story is original 'cause I'm sure none of yall have ever had this kinda or experience, right? :wink:
 
what are you telling us its a magic moment to have sex with your hand all alone while playing videogames. Is this the story of ur life?
 
Well, it was supposed to be a joke, but it seems I'll just get flamed for it. Oh well, everyone is bound to make mistakes in life.
 
[quote name='MorganWebbLover']Jizzface don't make me put my foot up your ass to . And your little butt buddy Mike .[/quote]

I don't check this thread for one day and now its a warzone? With me as a target? Yo MWL, I don't know what your problem is, but seriously you should calm down there chief. Half of your comments don't make sense, and the other half I don't want to know. I don't know if its some of your teen angst talking or what, but it definitely doesn't belong here.
 
[quote name='Wshakspear']I gots hair down thar! ...i can braid it.


Now that ive got your attention, REMOVE STICKS FROM ASS![/quote]

Your avatar ups the disturbing-quotient of this post quite a bit...
 
I think about half of the comments in this thread can be summed up by the following image:


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man i love penny arcade.
 
I don't check this thread for one day and now its a warzone? With me as a target? Yo MWL, I don't know what your problem is, but seriously you should calm down there chief. Half of your comments don't make sense, and the other half I don't want to know. I don't know if its some of your teen angst talking or what, but it definitely doesn't belong here.
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Sorry dude but I haven't been a Teenager for quite some time . But there was a some teen angst in my bed last night but that was from two high school cheerleaders I picked up.


I apologize magilacudy i'll be cool from now on .
 
I think Sam Jackson puts it best: "I thought you were gonna be cool. When you yell at me, it makes me nervous. When I get nervous, I get scared. And when mother fuck ers get scared, that's when mother fuck ers get accidentally shot."
 
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