Husband and wife wackiness

[quote name='MorganWebbLover']Sorry dude but I haven't been a Teenager for quite some time . But there was a some teen angst in my bed last night but that was from two high school cheerleaders I picked up.[/quote]

*cough*statutory*hack*
 
[quote name='MorganWebbLover']
I don't check this thread for one day and now its a warzone? With me as a target? Yo MWL, I don't know what your problem is, but seriously you should calm down there chief. Half of your comments don't make sense, and the other half I don't want to know. I don't know if its some of your teen angst talking or what, but it definitely doesn't belong here.
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Sorry dude but I haven't been a Teenager for quite some time . But there was a some teen angst in my bed last night but that was from two high school cheerleaders I picked up.


I apologize magilacudy i'll be cool from now on .[/quote]

Hank Hill (from King of the Hill): "Just when I thought I heard the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."
 
My fiancee and I would sneak around in church and do "stuff." We also did in the back of her mom's car at night while her mom was driving. Hands are very sneaky. We never got caught.
 
[quote name='XboxMaster']I'll tell one. Ok, here is goes:

One night when my thumbs were exhausted from the sweet caress of an Xbox controller playing Wolfenstein on Xbox Live, my curiosity ran like it had never ran before. An idea popped into my mind and intrigued me. I picked up the TV controller and skimmed through the higher movie channels. Looking as movie rating after movie rating went buy under the title of the film. I passed one titled "Adult" and my thumb stopped putting pressure on the "Up" button. I layed on the couch, my hand reached for my zipper...................................and the rest is history

This story is original 'cause I'm sure none of yall have ever had this kinda or experience, right? :wink:[/quote]

Heheh. Reminds me of a joke.

Mothers get Mother's Day, Fathers get Father's Day, what do bachelors get?

Palm Sunday.
 
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What the fuck is up with this? Why do people have no respect and keep putting up gigantic sig pics? Keep the damn pics to a reasonable size!
 
[quote name='Troopa']My fiancee and I would sneak around in church and do "stuff." We also did in the back of her mom's car at night while her mom was driving. Hands are very sneaky. We never got caught.[/quote]

Thankyou, someone finally sticked to the subject again. Okay, sex stories commence.
 
[quote name='evilmax17'][quote name='Wshakspear']I gots hair down thar! ...i can braid it.


Now that ive got your attention, REMOVE STICKS FROM ASS![/quote]

Your avatar ups the disturbing-quotient of this post quite a bit...[/quote]

Any body for some Pork? :twisted:
 
MWL, that is the biggest sig I have ever seen. TONE IT DOWN. Jeez. Somebody please think of the dial-up'ers! Not everybody can afford broadband!
 
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