I am attending a Bachelor party this weekend for a good friend

[quote name='Poor2More']How will she find out?:D[/QUOTE]
Okay, now I'm starting to think this is a joke thread. Well, I mean, it already WAS a joke, but now I call shenanigans. Everybody get your brooms.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Let me refer you to post #45.[/QUOTE]

I dont understand? only way she will let him have a bachelor party is IF its filmed, not my rules :lol:
 
[quote name='Poor2More']Very good advice guys, but yea I decided to not tell my girlfriend about this, I'll just tell her I am going out for a few drinks.....but I have to videotape it, cause the groom wants to keep it for memories and his wife to be wants to watch it[/QUOTE]


enjoy your soon to be newly found freedom. because when she finds out you lied to her youre going to get dumped. and having a tape of it will only compound things because women have an uncanny ability to find shit you dont want them to find. like i said before tell her youre going out and then later on when she asks you how it went ( and she will ask) mention what hapened but dont be overly descriptive. no sense in tossing other people under a bus to save your own ass.
unless its necessary so as to keep you from getting in trouble then yeah do what you gotta do.
the key elemet is to come off like youre surprised that strippers showed up.
 
You friends fiancé sounds pretty awesome. She needs video evidence that her future husband isn't cheating on her at his bacholor party. Way to start a trusting life together.
 
[quote name='lokizz']enjoy your soon to be newly found freedom. because when she finds out you lied to her youre going to get dumped. and having a tape of it will only compound things because women have an uncanny ability to find shit you dont want them to find. like i said before tell her youre going out and then later on when she asks you how it went ( and she will ask) mention what hapened but dont be overly descriptive. no sense in tossing other people under a bus to save your own ass.
unless its necessary so as to keep you from getting in trouble then yeah do what you gotta do.
the key elemet is to come off like youre surprised that strippers showed up.[/QUOTE]


Whow whow whow, that spoiler tag man...bros before hoes. You don't throw your buddies under the bus to save your ass from the girlfriend/wife. You man up and take your punishment if you get caught doing something you knew ahead of time that you shouldn't have did.

But I do agree with you for the most part. You tell her your going out with your friends or what not and later if she asks what happened you say you had some drinks and sat around and bullshitted. Maybe you played some cards. Then quit right there. No need to elaborate on a stripper visiting or any other wildness that happens.

You will get caught though, somewhere down the line, maybe a day or two later, maybe a month or two, or maybe 20 years from now, but you will get caught. And she WILL be angry. MechaStreisand angry, and that's the kind of anger you don't want directed your way.
 
As if not video taping it isn't clear enough for you, a lot of these businesses will not allow the party to be filmed so good luck with that aspect also.
 
[quote name='Poor2More']Very good advice guys, but yea I decided to not tell my girlfriend about this, I'll just tell her I am going out for a few drinks.....but I have to videotape it, cause the groom wants to keep it for memories and his wife to be wants to watch it[/QUOTE]

So instead of telling her or not telling her you decide to do the worst possible thing and lie to her about it? Smooth.

You should of just told her. Most women know what goes on at bachelor parties.
 
Lemme just make a point here. You're friends with this dude, right? Is your girlfriend friends with his fiance? Will they be at some point in the future? If your friend's fiance watches your "memories" video, your girlfriend will see it as well. Guaranteed. Then your ass is grass.

At least promise if you fuck this up that you'll return here and tell us about it.
 
this thread is hot fyah.

P.S. If you do find yourself having sex with one of the strippers, wait till your fucking her from behind and then lean in real close and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"
 
[quote name='Poor2More']Very good advice guys, but yea I decided to not tell my girlfriend about this, I'll just tell her I am going out for a few drinks.....but I have to videotape it, cause the groom wants to keep it for memories and his wife to be wants to watch it[/QUOTE]

dumb dumb dumb, tell both of them the camera broke, or you ran out of tapes, find a way not to document it.
 
ORDER ORDER ORDER.
I hereby sentence you to:
Film it, upload it here, and destroy the fucking tape.
Case closed your welcome.
 
"It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission".

Whatever happens, don't lie to her. Women lock every word you say away in their heads, and one day, not even thinking about it, you're going to drop a contradiction to what you originally told her, and the shit storm will be unleashed.
 
[quote name='Sito']this thread is hot fyah.

P.S. If you do find yourself having sex with one of the strippers, wait till your fucking her from behind and then lean in real close and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"[/QUOTE]


hopefully, she doesn't smile and say, "so do i"


i would "lol"
 
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[quote name='Poor2More']I am going to a Bachelor party this saturday, my buddy is getting married the following week. I never attended one of these, so my questions are as followed..

Do you still tip the strippers (3 of them) even know their paid to be there?
Should I tie my dong to my leg, so I wont be "That" one to pop wood?
Should I tell my girlfriend?
Any other things I should know that goes on at a Bachelor party?[/QUOTE]

1) If you expect them to let you motor boat without dollar bait, you are sadly mistaken.
2) What the hell kind of sadistic asshat gives someone shit for sporting wood in front of a naked woman with big fake tits?
3) The answer is always yes. If she's the sort to take it in stride then she deserves to know the truth. If she's the sort to flip out over a bachelor party, then it's a perfect excuse to start an argument that will lead to you breaking up with that uptight prude.
4) Someone...maybe even you...will be the guy who tries to stumble his way through the "Wolfpack" speech from The Hangover. It will not be funny. At all. Not saying it wasn't funny in the movie, it just won't be funny when buddy does it. Just be polite, and think of the movie.
 
OP's probably in distress from when his girlfriend gave him the boot.

Ya shouldn't have videotaped it. Now she saw two ladies jumpin' around with their fake ol' tits smackin you in the face with em.
 
[quote name='billyrox']hopefully, she doesn't smile and say, "so do i"


i would "lol"[/QUOTE]


that wouldnt be too bad since 2 aids cancel each other out.
 
You never tell the girlfriend what goes on there, jeez...

And strippers at stags have pretty much disappeared around me. None of my good friends stags have had them, and I only know of a few acquaintances stags that did. Most places don't want the liability. You have to tip them if you want a lap "dance" yes.

Most of them offer blowjobs too... if that's your thing.

I'm not a fan of strippers at stags... if I wanted that, I'd go to a strip club.
 
UPDATE

I finally woke up, but damn my head is killing me, too much Crown Royal and Patron. As someone mentioned earlier, the stripper agency did not allow filming nor even the use of cell phones in the room, we were actually instructed to leave the room. The 2 female strippers showed up around 10pm, They were both pretty damn hot with their clothes on.....one was still hot naked but the other one had a beer gut.

They (Dancers) actually gave us a 10 minute spew that went something like this.

-No filming or cell phone use in the same room
-More we tip faster they get naked (WTF was the $200 to get them out here for?)
-We could pay $100 PER girl (2 strippers were here), to get them naked and includes Touch, so pervs we are, came up with $200 more in a matter of seconds.
-lap dances were $10 each, which included touching but no penetrating (no fingers going in the dancers or stuff of the sort)

after all in all, the girls made $600 or so ($200 to get them to come, $200 to get naked from the get go, and close to $200 in tips+lap dances. Pretty damn good evening, makes you think what else they wouldve done for a little bit more loot. Also we paid them $20 to jump on trampoline in back yard but dumb asses we were.....The spot light in the backyard was broke....so it was pitch dark, waste of cash their.

P.S I did not tell my girlfriend, no need for her to get angry/upset, avoid an argument all together.
 
[quote name='Poor2More']UPDATE

I finally woke up, but damn my head is killing me, too much Crown Royal and Patron. As someone mentioned earlier, the stripper agency did not allow filming nor even the use of cell phones in the room, we were actually instructed to leave the room. The 2 female strippers showed up around 10pm, They were both pretty damn hot with their clothes on.....one was still hot naked but the other one had a beer gut.

They (Dancers) actually gave us a 10 minute spew that went something like this.

-No filming or cell phone use in the same room
-More we tip faster they get naked (WTF was the $200 to get them out here for?)
-We could pay $100 PER girl (2 strippers were here), to get them naked and includes Touch, so pervs we are, came up with $200 more in a matter of seconds.
-lap dances were $10 each, which included touching but no penetrating (no fingers going in the dancers or stuff of the sort)

after all in all, the girls made $600 or so ($200 to get them to come, $200 to get naked from the get go, and close to $200 in tips+lap dances. Pretty damn good evening, makes you think what else they wouldve done for a little bit more loot. Also we paid them $20 to jump on trampoline in back yard but dumb asses we were.....The spot light in the backyard was broke....so it was pitch dark, waste of cash their.

P.S I did not tell my girlfriend, no need for her to get angry/upset, avoid an argument all together.[/QUOTE]

btw your gf doesnt know about cheapass gamer does she? you may want to take measures so she doesnt come across your post.
 
[quote name='lokizz']btw your gf doesnt know about cheapass gamer does she? you may want to take measures so she doesnt come across your post.[/QUOTE]
lol na she dont
 
Lap dances WITH touching?! Man, I missed out at mine. The girl made everyone sit on their hands when she sprayed whipped cream into her crack and slammed her taint into our faces.
 
[quote name='shieryda']Lap dances WITH touching?! Man, I missed out at mine. The girl made everyone sit on their hands when she sprayed whipped cream into her crack and slammed her taint into our faces.[/QUOTE]


lol, good thing her taint didn't have the Clap
 
[quote name='shieryda']Lap dances WITH touching?! Man, I missed out at mine. The girl made everyone sit on their hands when she sprayed whipped cream into her crack and slammed her taint into our faces.[/QUOTE]


guess you all had to do alot of tap dancing to explain how you all got pink eye later.
 
[quote name='davo1224']This thread makes me feel bad for this world haha.[/QUOTE]

I will have to agree with you wholeheartedly.
 
[quote name='lokizz']guess you all had to do alot of tap dancing to explain how you all got pink eye later.[/QUOTE]

She wiped her butt clean each time she finished, so I think that helped prevent the spread of any contagions.
 
Rule #1 -- NO cameras, camcorders, cell phones, or anything that can be used for evidence against you.

Rule #2 -- Tell your wife/gf everything that happened but be tasteful. She knows a stripper will be there. She doesn't have to know the groom got a BJ in front of everyone and had to be tested at the clinic before the ceremony.

Rule #3 -- Never EVER invite any member of the bride's family along. Her 21 year old brother seems like a cool dude when he's had a few beers but he's telling the bride everything that went down when everyone sobers up.

Rule #4 -- Don't ever let your friends invite other people. They usually do the dumbest things.
 
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