I am not a happy camper right now.....

I was called for jury duty one time back in June of '07 for the state of North Carolina, only problem was that I had been living in South Carolina since Feb. '07.

I called and some lady told me to fax in some paper with my address and being a busy busy beaver I asked my sister to do it for me.

I actually just found out recently that my sister had completely forgotten all about faxing in my address, so I probably have a warrant out for my arrest in NC :p
 
OP....I don't know what the hell you are bitching about.

There are people who are flooded out in Iowa; your rant seems unimportant by comparison..
 
[quote name='Xevious']
There are people who are flooded out in Iowa; your rant seems unimportant by comparison..[/quote]

What the hell does this have to do with anything.
 
[quote name='Poor2More']any tips? Im white and young......I heard the race card is pretty played out, what other tricks[/QUOTE]

My mom shows up and says "if they aren't guilty why were they arrested?" It has gotten her out of jury duty 4 times so far.
 
[quote name='Sofa King Kool']Tell them you're a nazi.[/quote]
No, you've got to tell them you're racist while not sounding like a racist. Say something like "I LOVE [racial slur]".
 
OP, maybe you will get lucky.

When I had to go to my JD, some ghetto trash was tryin to sue Bailey's casino in Atlantic City. Somethin about her car got damaged and it's the hotels fault.. :roll:

So anyway, I got interviewed and they asked me if I've been to AC..and I have. Asked me if I had any favorite casinos..and I do. And it was Bailey's :bouncy:

I was dismissed, and got $45 for being there for an hour.
Maybe you'll get lucky too..there's a lot of ghetto trash out there who are suing someone for some silly reason.
 
Back when I was up for it most people were being let out fairly quickly. Of course, "quickly" is a relative term since we all got there by 8 AM and waited around for anywhere from 45 minutes to 4 hours to start. My lot got out of it since the defendant took a plea agreement right before we were called in for jury selection. It made us particularly happy, even though at that point most people were sitting around for six hours without anything to do. We lucked out, too, since it was going to be a fairly long case about vehicular manslaughter.

As such, ~bring something to occupy your time~. Bring two things.
 
Do your civic fuckin' duty and shut the fuck up.

Got a friend who received a harsh sentence or a bullshit conviction?

Thank yourselves for being a bitch and willfully bailing out on jury duty so that the only people left were 90-year-olds.
 
Last year I received a summons for jury duty. Luckily, I received a notice a couple weeks later stating they didn't need me. I didn't even have to drive down to the courthouse.

As for recommendations on dismissal from jury duty, stating bigoted ideals convincingly, and stating you'll vote one way no matter what evidence is presented usually results in one's dismissal.

"I will vote for Obama no matter what any of you say!"

^do not

"I will vote guilty no matter what is presented - as everyone deserves to feel pain!"

^do
 
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