I can't get enough of BRITNEY and K-FED!!! [K-Fed wants a 3-some w/Alba]

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EDIT: K-Fed says he wants a threesome with Jessica Alba, he would choose to save Sean Preston over Britney Spears if they were both drowning in the ocean, and he thinks Britney Spears is better in bed than Shar Jackson... wow.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/05/03/kevin_federline_reveals_all.html

EDIT: Sean fractures his skull. Someone please throw these people in jail.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/04/12/sean_preston_spears_falls_on_h.html

EDIT: She should seriously go to jail for this shit. There is NO excuse for behavior like this. I can't believe it. I knew she had to be stupid but this is just so unbelievable.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/07/britney_spears_is_a_great_mom_1.html

EDIT: She's pregnant! http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/02/britney_spears_is_pregnant_aga.html

This mess has got to be the most unbelievable thing going on in the entertainment world right now.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/08/kevin_federlines_credit_cards_1.html

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/06/_britney_out_to_punish_kevin_1.html

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/02/more_marital_woe_for_britney_k.html

I love it!!
 
Man i remember when i used to think she was very hot. But thats dropped so much in the past few years. Though i do feel some sympathy twards her.
 
"At this point I'm assuming their child is dead. Most likely crushed beneath a mountain of corn dogs." :rofl:

So, she's poor and her fame is waning. How much longer until she does Playboy?
 
[quote name='Vampire Hunter D']Man i remember when i used to think she was very hot. But thats dropped so much in the past few years. Though i do feel some sympathy twards her.[/QUOTE]

Yeah it must be hard to make millions of dollars by doing soft-porn teases while lip-syncing, and then using that money and celeb status to marry a white trash backup singer whose current gf is giving birth to his child.
 
[quote name='camoor']Yeah it must be hard to make millions of dollars by doing soft-porn teases while lip-syncing, and then using that money and celeb status to marry a white trash backup singer whose current gf is giving birth to his child.[/QUOTE]
I don't see you doing it.
 
[quote name='jmcc']I don't see you doing it.[/QUOTE]

Britney has the kind of talent that the mainstream music cartel requires to make oodles of money from impressionable girls.

How this makes her deserving of sympathy, I have no idea. Perhaps you can elaborate.
 
I shouldn't laugh at other's misfortune, but this is funny. They should have let her stayed married to that first hillbilly she picked. He at least wasn't, well, K-Fed.
 
[quote name='camoor']Britney has the kind of talent that the mainstream music cartel requires to make oodles of money from impressionable girls.

How this makes her deserving of sympathy, I have no idea. Perhaps you can elaborate.[/QUOTE]
I didn't say it was. But you implied that she has it easy, didn't you? If that was true, anyone should be able to be her.
 
[quote name='Quillion']I shouldn't laugh at other's misfortune, but this is funny. They should have let her stayed married to that first hillbilly she picked. He at least wasn't, well, K-Fed.[/QUOTE]
I hope whatever judge they go to for a divorce makes them stay married and perhaps court order that they be handcuffed to one another. That would be delightful. If Fox has to be involved in it, so be it.
 
This is why I cut down on my Television watching. I hated being constantly exposed to people like Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, two people who will never make an impact on my life.....

The same goes for all the other no-talents out there....
 
I can't believe I wanted to do her in high school. She's such white trash now.

Edit: Well, always has been, I guess. The videos are still good spank tank material.
 
[quote name='redgopher']I can't believe I wanted to do her in high school. She's such white trash now.[/QUOTE]

I'll assume high school was a year or two ago and not last week... there's nothing wrong with her back then... look at her:

 
[quote name='Scorch']I knew this would be a javeryh topic.[/QUOTE]

i'll up you one on that :lol:

as soon as i read the thread title from the front page, i knew it was a javeryh topic

after that and before clicking on the thread to see that i was right, i also knew that you'd know the same thing and post the same thing :lol:
 
[quote name='Quillion']NSFW?[/QUOTE]

Well it does have sex in the title. I'll let you be the judge.


It's kinda hard to say SFW or not. Not so much the video but some of the ads on the site have scantly clad women. They are dress though tuff one. Since not sure and no nudity better safe then sorry. I guess NSFW.
 
[quote name='Vampire Hunter D']The best video is the one that says Britney and Kevin sex tape and when you wtach it its two gorillas doin it.[/QUOTE]
:shock:
 
[quote name='Vampire Hunter D']The best video is the one that says Britney and Kevin sex tape and when you wtach it its two gorillas doin it.[/QUOTE]
I second DT when I say: What the fuck.
 
hte most disturbing thing about this is how casually you call him "k-fed" people who call him "k-fed" should be forcibly marched into the gulf of mexico
 
[quote name='Xevious']This is why I cut down on my Television watching. I hated being constantly exposed to people like Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, two people who will never make an impact on my life.....

The same goes for all the other no-talents out there....[/QUOTE]

More people should realise TV is trash so are mainstream movies. People should seek to make their own product instead of being suckerd into the world of Entertainment Tonight and the latest craze.
 
[quote name='Mono`']More people should realise TV is trash so are mainstream movies. People should seek to make their own product instead of being suckerd into the world of Entertainment Tonight and the latest craze.[/QUOTE]

Right! Everyone make your own product! That's a great idea!
 
[quote name='Quillion']Right! Everyone make your own product! That's a great idea![/QUOTE]

YEAH! fuck WATCHING THE SIMPSONS! WHY WATCH IT, WHEN YOU COULD LIVE IT?!
 
[quote name='Quillion']Right! Everyone make your own product! That's a great idea![/QUOTE]

:lol: He's definitely supporting my case to have an intelligence screening before letting new users post on the boards.
 
[quote name='Quillion']Right! Everyone make your own product! That's a great idea![/QUOTE]


I'll make macaroni necklaces and shakers filled with uncooked navy beans!
 
First off, I wouldn't take anything on TheSuperficial as the gospel. Perhaps these stories are legit, because pretty much every garbage tabloid is hopping on some form or another of these stories, but really, considering the sources, who knows. Now that Nick and Jessica have finally officially ended their relationship, Britney and Kevin are the new sweethearts to place the breakup-spotlight on! We'll see how it goes...

[quote name='camoor']How this makes her deserving of sympathy, I have no idea. Perhaps you can elaborate.[/QUOTE]

I agree with you in the sense that I don't think anyone should imply that Britney is worthy of your sympathy or concern (given your opinions). There are, however, millions of fans who do have that natural concern because they do appreciate Britney for what she offers, who she is, and has become - all things considered, despite her faults and limitations. So, considering your personal opinions about Britney and her career, it's clear that nobody should expect you or like minded people to give Britney-related stories a second thought., nor should anyone get into a back-and-forth argument about why Britney is or isn't legitimate or whatever. For what it's worth, though, there are definitely a lot of people who appreciate Britney Spears and, because of that, have a natural concern and interest in what happens in her life even outside of her entertainment career.
 
[quote name='Oops! I did it again.']For what it's worth, though, there are definitely a lot of people who appreciate Britney Spears and, because of that, have a natural concern and interest in what happens in her life even outside of her entertainment career.[/QUOTE]

That's a fact. However, I cannot see how any rational person would feel sympathy for a woman who makes millions of dollars by singing and dancing, especially with all of the Katrinas, Tsunamis, and AIDS crises in the world.
 
[quote name='iheartmetal']hte most disturbing thing about this is how casually you call him "k-fed" people who call him "k-fed" should be forcibly marched into the gulf of mexico[/QUOTE]

Should I refer to him as just Kevin Federline? Kev? Mr. Spears? Feddy-poo? K-Fed has been adopted by the media (I certainly didn't make it up) and it sounds so demeaning for some reason so I think I'll stick with it.
 
[quote name='camoor']That's a fact. However, I cannot see how any rational person would feel sympathy for a woman who makes millions of dollars by singing and dancing, especially with all of the Katrinas, Tsunamis, and AIDS crises in the world.[/QUOTE]

Am I not entitled to feel disappointment if I lose out on an eBay auction, given the fact that there are natural disasters? Feelings and emotions are not limited to the most extreme of circumstances. Britney Spears may be a very wealthy young woman, but she's also a human being...and as a human being, she's entitled to feelings just like anyone else is, and outside individuals who legitimately do have an active interest in her life due to the role that she plays in their own lives are allowed to feel sympathy just as they would for a friend or acquaintance in the same position. A buddy of mine (who I'm not particuarly close to) went through a pretty nasty break-up with his girlfriend recently, and of course I felt for him and his situation. Doesn't mean I don't have concern for the most extreme plights and disasters in the world, but there is more to the world and to our own individual lives than those extreme circumstances.
 
It's not suprising people think being famous is easy. Then again, I know constantly being under the spot liked, making headlines no matter what you do (this topic is a good example) and having all the preasures of fame wouldn't be something I'd ever want to deal with. It seems to take a heavy psychological toll on people.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']It's not suprising people think being famous is easy. Then again, I know constantly being under the spot liked, making headlines no matter what you do (this topic is a good example) and having all the preasures of fame wouldn't be something I'd ever want to deal with. It seems to take a heavy psychological toll on people.[/QUOTE]

Spotlight?
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']:lol: He's definitely supporting my case to have an intelligence screening before letting new users post on the boards.[/QUOTE]


I know this wasn't a serious post but, if there was actually something like that in place on any mass populated web forum, it wouldnt last long, and it would probably turn out to be no better than the cheat protection on leisure suit larry...
 
LOL! That's hilarious but the quote sounds like the fakest quote ever...it basically is word-for-word what a tabloid would want him to say about the situation, and I'm 95% inclined to believe the Spears camp that In Touch is completely making it up (something they do regularly, BTW...they're one of the trashier tabloids you'll find when it comes to that sort of thing). However, I'll leave that 5% window open because this is K-Fed we're talking about. :razz:
 
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