I have a conundrum for you CAGers...

I'm sorry, but I can't say that I have.

I have, however, sneezed so hard my nose hurt for hours. But, another story.
 
nope, never. this girl i went to college with once sneezed so hard she peed her pants, so i guess that kinda counts, right?
 
I sneezed so hard I dislocated my shoulder once... didnt realize untill work the next day and couldn't lift it... oh, plus the hurting like hell.
 
i sneezed so hard when i was taking a shit and i farted at the same time and it was such a hard fart because it shot out soooo quick that it made my ass bleed along with some bloody turds.........its not fuckin funny it was fucking dain!!! ARRRGGGGGG
 
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[quote name='BigNick']I sprained my back by sneezing once.[/quote]

yah, i pulled a muscle in my back, followed imidiatly by banging my head into a book shelf. Needless to say i didn't live that down for several months.
 
[quote name='r1s3n']how about sneezing while you piss...now there's pain.

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Yeah, that's the worst. Not only does it hurt, but it's hard to control the piss.
 
:rofl:

This topic reminds me of that scene in Along Came Polly where the best friend runs up to Ben Stiller and says, "Dude, we gotta go! I just sharted!"
 
when I was lil me and my friends would always joke that if u sneezed, farted, hiccuped, and burped at the same time u would EXPLODE!
 
[quote name='ElfAngel7']yah, i pulled a muscle in my back, followed imidiatly by banging my head into a book shelf. Needless to say i didn't live that down for several months.[/quote]

Not sneeze-related, but a friend of mine lent someone a comedy CD in the lab. The guy was listening to it while looking through a microscope and laughed so hard he gave himself a black eye on the eyepiece. :lol: Hahaha!!

[edit : incidentally, the topic of this thread is inappropriate. The question posed is in no way a riddle.]
 
[quote name='pimp_daddy_smurf']i sneezed so hard when i was taking a shit and i farted at the same time and it was such a hard fart because it shot out soooo quick that it made my ass bleed along with some bloody turds.........its not shaq-fuin funny it was shaq-fuing dain!!! ARRRGGGGGG[/quote]

Wow, and that was your 500th post...
 
I find nothing stiffles a sneeze better that the realization that you may actually pass gas...or solid matter if you do.

If you dont instinctivly clinch your butt cheeks during a sneeze you've NEVER been in that dire a situation!
 
[quote name='Moxio']I'm sorry, but I can't say that I have.

I have, however, sneezed so hard my nose hurt for hours. But, another story.[/quote]

Cocaine's a helluva drug...
 
[quote name='Alpha2']I find nothing stiffles a sneeze better that the realization that you may actually pass gas...or solid matter if you do.

If you dont instinctivly clinch your butt cheeks during a sneeze you've NEVER been in that dire a situation![/quote]

So very true!
 
[quote name='LeviathynX']Have you ever sneezed so hard that you shit your pants (almost counts too), cause I have and It's hella stupid wicked funny![/quote]

Ummm, no. :shock: Thank god.
 
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