[quote name='Chuplayer']You're doing it wrong. Your body creates a kind of a pee sponge in your bladder. When you pee, you're just squeezing the sponge and releasing the liquid it has stored up. What you're supposed to do is take an old wire coat hanger, bend a little hook on the end, and shove it in your urethra. Once you get it inside you nice and deep, you'll feel it catch the sponge. You just have to get a good grip in one of the holes, and it will all come out in one piece. Since your urethra is small, it will squish into the shape of your urethra and come out as a long, thin sponge. Once it exits your body, it will quickly expand, so don't be afraid when it blows up like a balloon when it reaches your tip. This sponge weighs about 10 pounds, and this is the weight you should feel like you're losing after you pee. Unfortunately, the sponge is regenerative and will grow back by the next time you need to urinate.[/QUOTE]
Well to tell you the truth, you people need to learn to speak appropriately in certain situations. If he really is a kid, would you want him to experiment on such an act? Yes you will say something stupid like, "are they that stupid to act upon my opinion?" Younger people are looking up to you people, who call yourselves "adults." Maybe you will feel better at night if you didn't kill someone for influencing them with such a retarded and descriptive paragraph. Think before you talk please. This is a forum and you have the freedom of speech, but this is not a zoo; no stupid monkeys allowed.