Jesus Christ... I only let a few of these things fly per day and he comes in my office about once a week... At least the look on his face was funny as hell. I knew that he knew that I farted but there was nothing he could do but stand there and breathe it in - take that BIATCH!!!
I just FARTED in my office and my BOSS walked in...
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You really need to learn what to keep to yourself. :lol:
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[quote name='javeryh']Jesus Christ... I only let a few of these things fly per day and he comes in my office about once a week... At least the look on his face was funny as hell. I knew that he knew that I farted but there was nothing he could do but stand there and breathe it in - take that BIATCH!!![/QUOTE]
or he could have said something like "that smells like shit, i'll be back after it clears up."
or he could have said something like "that smells like shit, i'll be back after it clears up."
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[quote name='javeryh']but there was nothing he could do but stand there and breathe it in - take that BIATCH!!![/QUOTE]
Everybody wishes they could do this. :lol:
Everybody wishes they could do this. :lol:
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I don't understand why he couldn't do anything-- most people say "ewww" and then leave the room for a bit. :lol: sounds like he likes it or something.....OMG WEIRD.
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i demand answers...is there some new law that makes it impolite to walk out when someone has filled the room with ass smoke?
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at least it was'nt a shart
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I salute you sir, I wish I could pull something like that off with my boss or some professors.
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[quote name='javeryh']Jesus Christ... I only let a few of these things fly per day and he comes in my office about once a week... At least the look on his face was funny as hell. I knew that he knew that I farted but there was nothing he could do but stand there and breathe it in - take that BIATCH!!![/QUOTE]
Hah hahaahahhaa. It's a fact that whenever I fart in an aisle in Wal-Mart or any other department store that someone is bound to walk into it and smell it. It doesn't matter if it's me and one other person in the entire store. Once I let it go, they will inevitably walk down the aisle.
Hah hahaahahhaa. It's a fact that whenever I fart in an aisle in Wal-Mart or any other department store that someone is bound to walk into it and smell it. It doesn't matter if it's me and one other person in the entire store. Once I let it go, they will inevitably walk down the aisle.
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[quote name='Grave_Addiction']Hah hahaahahhaa. It's a fact that whenever I fart in an aisle in Wal-Mart or any other department store that someone is bound to walk into it and smell it. It doesn't matter if it's me and one other person in the entire store. Once I let it go, they will inevitably walk down the aisle.[/QUOTE]
I actually enjoy doing this. Usually it's some ugly fat woman that walks into it. I'm usually one aisle over LMAO.
I actually enjoy doing this. Usually it's some ugly fat woman that walks into it. I'm usually one aisle over LMAO.
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[quote name='javeryh']When you work with stuffy people no one is going to say anything for some reason.[/QUOTE]
Interesting. I'll have to remember this for when I work with stuffy people.
Interesting. I'll have to remember this for when I work with stuffy people.
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Do Not Go In There....
[quote name='evilmax17']I had guessed that this was a javeryh topic before it even loaded. One has to wonder if it's a good thing or a bad thing when people can tell who made a topic just by the subject line.
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I know! I was thinking after I read the topic on the homepage, "I bet it's that guy who shat himself at work after a fart...." :lol: In your defense OP, it could happen to anyone!
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I know! I was thinking after I read the topic on the homepage, "I bet it's that guy who shat himself at work after a fart...." :lol: In your defense OP, it could happen to anyone!
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I'll share a related story...
I used to work with my brother doing deliveries. At one place, we would have to park in the back, and then call the business and ask them to open the back door so we could load their items in their storage space. Then, we would want through the back and go to the front to have the shipments signed for.
One day, the back door is open. I think, "Cool. They are finally knowing when to expect us, and they will have the door open. Makes things easier and quicker." My brother and I load the shipments into the storage area, and then my brother stops, stands up and quickly runs out the back door. I don't know why he did it, until I started heading towards the front of the building. I was literally knocked a few steps back by an invisible foe... it smelled like someone gutted a rotten fish, left it out in the sun, and then slapped your face with it...
The smell got worse and worse as I got to the front of the store. I could barely speak; I was trying not to gag and I started coughing. Then, I noticed that the front doors of the building were also wide open. The owner of the place gave me a sorrowful look that said, "Yeah... I set off a turd bomb and it's so bad that I need to air the place out." I quickly got the signatures and left. Then, after being healed with fresh air, I started laughing the entire way to the next delivery stop.
I used to work with my brother doing deliveries. At one place, we would have to park in the back, and then call the business and ask them to open the back door so we could load their items in their storage space. Then, we would want through the back and go to the front to have the shipments signed for.
One day, the back door is open. I think, "Cool. They are finally knowing when to expect us, and they will have the door open. Makes things easier and quicker." My brother and I load the shipments into the storage area, and then my brother stops, stands up and quickly runs out the back door. I don't know why he did it, until I started heading towards the front of the building. I was literally knocked a few steps back by an invisible foe... it smelled like someone gutted a rotten fish, left it out in the sun, and then slapped your face with it...
The smell got worse and worse as I got to the front of the store. I could barely speak; I was trying not to gag and I started coughing. Then, I noticed that the front doors of the building were also wide open. The owner of the place gave me a sorrowful look that said, "Yeah... I set off a turd bomb and it's so bad that I need to air the place out." I quickly got the signatures and left. Then, after being healed with fresh air, I started laughing the entire way to the next delivery stop.
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Okay, I think it's time to start a vBookie on what your next exploit will be... You've been caught jacking off by your wife, sharted at work, had a wet dream, and now this...
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porno pete,
you shoulda just turned up the radio to mask the smell :lol:
you shoulda just turned up the radio to mask the smell :lol:
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[quote name='beerguy961']Okay, I think it's time to start a vBookie on what your next exploit will be... You've been caught jacking off by your wife, sharted at work, had a wet dream, and now this...[/QUOTE]
Ooh, ooh! I'll bet on accidental laceration of the pubic area! Yeah, that's the ticket!
Ooh, ooh! I'll bet on accidental laceration of the pubic area! Yeah, that's the ticket!
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