wageslave
CAGiversary!
Back when I was in 5th grade and eleven years old I had a dream that I shaq-fu’d this other girl in my class in one of the 4th grade classrooms when nobody else was around. It was my first and still one of my nastiest dreams ever and I remember it vividly. I...er…sunk the battleship, everything went bright white, and I drifted away from my body. Not sure if I messed my jockeys while sleeping – but if I ever have it was at that moment. I was a shy goody two shoes fat kid in 5th grade and of course I never told anybody or did anything about it. She was a cute blond girl with freckles back then. We’d both be well over legal drinking age now BTW.
Fast foreword to thirty minutes ago and I run into this chick in a C-Store. She recognized me, I didn’t recognize her because she looks pretty different, and we talked a bit. I’m single, and she’s divorced and has a kid. We hugged casually and I told her I had a “thing for her back in the day”. She asked me for my phone number and I gave it to her. Unfortunately I kind of get a trailer trash street walker vibe. She was thin and somewhat presentable, but has kind of a rough vibe – I can’t explain it. She looks 10 years older than I do and I wonder if there may be some chemicals or other activities involved. She told me she cleans houses these days. Not that I try to judge people by their job, but I wents to college and have a completely different lifestyle than that.
It's tempting and maybe I'm wrong about her, but I better not. Think I'll tell her I’m engaged. Damn, though, I can just image making my wildest dream come true. Would make for a great quickie if I wasn’t afraid for my health. There might be “5th Grade Dream, Part II” going on tonight though.
Fast foreword to thirty minutes ago and I run into this chick in a C-Store. She recognized me, I didn’t recognize her because she looks pretty different, and we talked a bit. I’m single, and she’s divorced and has a kid. We hugged casually and I told her I had a “thing for her back in the day”. She asked me for my phone number and I gave it to her. Unfortunately I kind of get a trailer trash street walker vibe. She was thin and somewhat presentable, but has kind of a rough vibe – I can’t explain it. She looks 10 years older than I do and I wonder if there may be some chemicals or other activities involved. She told me she cleans houses these days. Not that I try to judge people by their job, but I wents to college and have a completely different lifestyle than that.
It's tempting and maybe I'm wrong about her, but I better not. Think I'll tell her I’m engaged. Damn, though, I can just image making my wildest dream come true. Would make for a great quickie if I wasn’t afraid for my health. There might be “5th Grade Dream, Part II” going on tonight though.