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[quote name='dcfox']You got me all excited for nothing :cry:[/QUOTE]

Well, dc, you're harder to please than most, and I just didn't have it in me to go that far tonight ;)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I don't love booty. I don't think I belong here :cry:[/QUOTE]
You've been around the OTT's long enough to know that it's not necessary to be approving of the title to post here. ;)
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']You've been around the OTT's long enough to know that it's not necessary to be approving of the title to post here. ;)[/QUOTE]
But I don't like looking at girls' asses.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Then ignore them, it's not hard.[/QUOTE]

You should see Lulu's! I've got like an entire archive on my HD and I put them as my wallpaper from time to time.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']But I don't like looking at girls' asses.[/QUOTE]
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[quote name='evilmregg']Wow. I think I might be single again. It didn't take me long to fuck things up this time around...[/QUOTE]

Did you sekkx her?
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Wow. I think I might be single again. It didn't take me long to fuck things up this time around...[/QUOTE]
How'd you fuck things up?
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Wow. I think I might be single again. It didn't take me long to fuck things up this time around...[/QUOTE]
If it makes you feel any better, I could say the same sentence minus the "again."

At least you don't fuck up relationships before they begin...
 
[quote name='Moxio']Women work like cars. You need to stick your dick in the gas tank hole.[/QUOTE]

You stick your dick in your car's gas tank hole? I can't imagine that feeling very pleasant.
 
While we're talking about girls...

Would taking (free) ballroom dancing lessons with a not quite explicit goal of meeting girls there be a bad idea? According to my friend that went tonight, there are a LOT of girls there, and it's a skill that could come in handy someday.

After all, we've all seen the Bond movies. :)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']While we're talking about girls...

Would taking (free) ballroom dancing lessons with a not quite explicit goal of meeting girls there be a bad idea? According to my friend that went tonight, there are a LOT of girls there, and it's a skill that could come in handy someday.

After all, we've all seen the Bond movies. :)[/QUOTE]
It's free... it's an oppurtunity... it's a good skill to have. Go for it.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']It's free... it's an oppurtunity... it's a good skill to have. Go for it.[/QUOTE]

Agreed. :)

There's nothing wrong with going to certain places to meet people or meet women. It would be wrong of you, however, to act like one of the perverts who do go to places looking for sex. You know, the guys that just go to places packed with women and just proceed to hit on each and every one of them.

There's nothing wrong with going to that class, being a nice guy, and maybe introducing yourself to some of the women. Just don't let your hormones get the best of you. :)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']While we're talking about girls...

Would taking (free) ballroom dancing lessons with a not quite explicit goal of meeting girls there be a bad idea? According to my friend that went tonight, there are a LOT of girls there, and it's a skill that could come in handy someday.

After all, we've all seen the Bond movies. :)[/QUOTE]

Come in handy when? When the fu(k you gonna get a chance to impress some trim with some ball room dancin' technique?

You're friend sounds like he's almost as clueless as you are, so he's like the one eyed man in the Land of the Blind.

Oh and MrEgg, of course you screwed your shit up, you're a balding frail little turd that breaks into panic attacks. Why would any right minded chick want to sign up for months of that?
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Come in handy when? When the fu(k you gonna get a chance to impress some trim with some ball room dancin' technique?

You're friend sounds like he's almost as clueless as you are, so he's like the one eyed man in the Land of the Blind.

Oh and MrEgg, of course you screwed your shit up, you're a balding frail little turd that breaks into panic attacks. Why would any right minded chick want to sign up for months of that?[/QUOTE]

What if you get into a relationship with a lady spy? Ballroom dancing would hell of come up then, I bet. You'd blow her cover on her mission to investigate arms sales at some consulate's party by not knowing how to waltz.
 
It's two in the damn mornign and I just had to clal the cops on some kids who had a party that got out of hand. Now I can't sleep. But they're just yelling, yelling, and yelling. And then one of the girls starts crying and when you do that, I can't stand by and do nothing.

But now I can''t sleep and I wanted to get up early tomorrow.

Two more thoughts.

Bruce Campbell should never be allowed again to write and direct any other movie ever.

And Dr Drew is talking about sexual enhancement.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Bruce Campbell should never be allowed again to write and direct any other movie ever.[/QUOTE]

You are history's greatest monster if you didn't like Man With the Screaming Brain.
 
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