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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Just got my new issues of Blender and Rolling Stone. Ashley Simpson on one, Madonna on the other. :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

At least this makes up for it a bit:
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Yeah, I need to pick up the Evil Dead II Book DVD. Will go nicely alongside my Evil Dead II LE tin.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Yeah, it's pretty abnormal for me to feel well. Also, pretty odd for me to have a normal temperature.

Glad to hear that you feel a little better.

Dr. Saucy prescribes some Rocko's Modern Life and some Eddie Guerrero matches to make you feel better. ;)[/QUOTE]

Dr. Saucy is a certifiable quack. Trust him only if you like malpractice lawsuits.

This message brought to you by the Citizens Concerned Over the Continued Practice of Dr Saucy Jack in the Field of Medicine
 
[quote name='Blender']Kanye West Feat. Talib Kweli, Q-Tip, Common and Rhymefest "We Can Make It Better"

This Japanese bonus track is vintage 'Ye: funny one-liners, a classic soul hook and a bunch of rappers less talented than he is.[/QUOTE]fuck you, Blender. :roll: :bomb:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Dr. Saucy is a certifiable quack. Trust him only if you like malpractice lawsuits.

This message brought to you by the Citizens Concerned Over the Continued Practice of Dr Saucy Jack in the Field of Medicine[/QUOTE]

BigSpoonyBard kills little bunny rabbits, children, puppies, and kittens. Plus, he says that Cheapy D is an (expletive).

Is that the kind of care that you want from your practicioner? ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']fuck you, Blender. :roll: :bomb:[/QUOTE]
Whoa. That would be grounds for subscription cancellation for me.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']BigSpoonyBard kills little bunny rabbits, children, puppies, and kittens. Plus, he says that Cheapy D is an (expletive).

Is that the kind of care that you want from your practicioner? ;)[/QUOTE]

Ladies and gentlemen, Saucy Jack has no penis
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Ladies and gentlemen, Saucy Jack has no penis[/QUOTE]

This could mean there is less of a chance I get butt-secksed with him than you.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Ladies and gentlemen, Saucy Jack has no penis[/QUOTE]

Oh, I have one. It's just inside... (series of bleeps) and then she... (series of bleeps)... and that's pretty much about it. ;)

[quote name='sixersballernum3']This could mean there is less of a chance I get butt-secksed with him than you.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I'd definitely watch my ass if I was you. Listen to this audiotape I found:


BigSpoonyBard (on tape): Sixers... I have a message for you. If they saw you shaking that little wallaby moneymaker like you're doing... no court in the land would convict me for what I'd do to you...
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']
Oh, I'd definitely watch my ass if I was you. Listen to this audiotape I found:


BigSpoonyBard (on tape): Sixers... I have a message for you. If they saw you shaking that little wallaby moneymaker like you're doing... no court in the land would convict me for what I'd do to you...[/QUOTE]

That was taken out of context!!
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']That was taken out of context!![/QUOTE]

Supply the whole tape then.

As of now, this is one person you won't be 'doctoring'.
 
[quote name='sixersballernum3']Supply the whole tape then.

As of now, this is one person you won't be 'doctoring'.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry, but you'll have to discuss that with my attorney
 
OK, no lawsuit talk in here.

Here's that good news that I was keeping to myself:

Reno 911! movie starts shooting in January.

Now I wonder if I'll regret sharing that piece of news...
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']OK, no lawsuit talk in here.

Here's that good news that I was keeping to myself:

Reno 911! movie starts shooting in January.

Now I wonder if I'll regret sharing that piece of news...[/QUOTE]

I swear to god, if that comes out before I see The State on dvd in entirety, I will bust some heads
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I swear to god, if that comes out before I see The State on dvd in entirety, I will bust some heads[/QUOTE]

Me, too, man. Maybe David Wain (who is acting as the representative of the group for the DVD proceedings) needs to start a collection for the DVD to help pay for the last bit of music rights that are tangled up. I'll gladly donate to speed things up.

[quote name='supadupacheap']If I have anything to say about it, yes. ;)[/QUOTE]

Go ahead, then. It seems like Saucy's main purpose is to act as a joke, anyway. But I suppose if someone is happy at my expense, it's all good. :)
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Now I wonder if I'll regret sharing that piece of news...[/QUOTE]They'll probably cancel it just to spite you, their one fan. ;)

By the way, was this your wish? Be cause I see no other way for this project to have been approved. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']They'll probably cancel it just to spite you, their one fan. ;)

By the way, was this your wish?
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I don't really care anymore. Everything has to end, after all.

I don't get you on the wish thing.

EDIT: OK, now I get it.

No, I wouldn't waste a wish on something like this.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']They'll probably cancel it just to spite you, their one fan. ;)

By the way, was this your wish? Be cause I see no other way for this project to have been approved. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Saucy Jack is, after all, a special child :applause: Let's give him a big round of applause for being such a trooper!
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Saucy Jack is, after all, a special child :applause: Let's give him a big round of applause for being such a trooper![/QUOTE]

And let's give Spoony a banana up the ass just because we love him so much!

Hear, hear! ;)
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']And let's give Spoony a banana up the ass just because we love him so much!

Hear, hear! ;)[/QUOTE]

You know, you're awfully fixated on the male ass region... :whistle2:k
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']You know, you're awfully fixated on the male ass region... :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]

All CAGs learn from the master (or ass-master, as it seems)... YOU! ;)
 
Wow, Gamespot seems to just want to put up the stupidity of their forum users right in their readers' faces with that comments section of the articles. The first comment on an article about Hideo Kojima working on a new PSP game is "handheld consoles suck anyway." They just don't seem to know when to quit.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Woot, I spent $35K of someone else's money. It's a good day. :D[/QUOTE]

Told you to stop robbing banks, dude!

So, did you get my cut of the loot?
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Told you to stop robbing banks, dude!

So, did you get my cut of the loot?[/QUOTE]
I wish. :cry:

Ordered some servers and PCs for work.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I wish. :cry:

Ordered some servers and PCs for work.[/QUOTE]

Bah. I was hoping you'd picked up some sweet ass driving machine like a nice bimmer or a porsche or something... just call it a company car and write it off. ;)
 
[quote name='flowery']I get to drive home tomorrow for a 5 day break. I am loving it as long as my baby doesn't break down on the way.[/QUOTE]

Good luck and have a safe trip.

Thankfully, I've decided to stay here instead of going home to my parents place for the Holiday, meaning 9 days with no work (2 weekends, 5 weekdays) and no long driving. :)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Does anyone know the correct order in which to watch the episodes of Undeclared? Apparently the DVDs are a bit fucked up. :cry:[/QUOTE]Well what do you know, official sites are good for something :lol::

 
Two of five lab reports left to write up. Then one to make "pretty" and then I'm finally done. Wow can I not WAIT for tomorrow to be done.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']All CAGs learn from the master (or ass-master, as it seems)... YOU! ;)[/QUOTE]

I thought Moxio was the master of teh buttsechz
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I thought Moxio was the master of teh buttsechz[/QUOTE]

Oh man I am just a decent guy in a job ok :)
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Yep, SJ is too much of a noob here to know any better. :|[/QUOTE]

Quality, not quantity when it comes to posts from me. ;)
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Quality, not quantity when it comes to posts from me. ;)[/QUOTE]
Are you saying you're the worst poster we've seen in the OTT since Help1? :shock:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Are you saying you're the worst poster we've seen in the OTT since Help1? :shock:[/QUOTE]

I'm in contention! :lol:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Quality, not quantity when it comes to posts from me. ;)[/QUOTE]


Thanks for reminding me to check how much crap I flood these boards with (4,956 pieces of crap. I think I'll stop at 4999.)
 
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