[quote name='camoor']The ironic thing is that Maynard is actually the one who acts like that now.
He has an avatar that says "My gf is hot" with some photo pulled from god knows where.
And he's been known to interrupt discussions of videogames by pointing out that time would be better spent having sex.[/quote]
haha This is CLASSIC! I come to read my Freddie Mercury thread and I see this ASS OLD thread and I thought WTF someone is having the same prob.....wait that's my thread.....
IN rebuttle, yeah I did have a quote up from a conversation I had with a fellow Cag'er and we were laughing cause I was actually looking at pictures of my girlfriend when I was on ventrilo with him and I came out of NO where and said "Dude my girlfriend is
ing hot" Now I can see this being taken out of context simply because if I was on the internet and READING and not talking to the person I would think "wow you a cock dude". It totally wasn't meant that way, moreso tongue in cheek humor, but unfortunately that doesn't translate well.
[quote name='Strell']Also he has a picture of Moby in his sig.[/quote]
Strell I am changing my picture for you and you alone. That is not a picture or a self portrait of ME. That was really really rare picture of Maynard James Keenan, the lead singer of Tool. The only reason I picked it was because I thought, hmm that is an interesting picture. Everyonce and a while I get random "OMG this coming from a FREAKY BALD DUDE" but unfortunately that is not my richer than hell ass. Although he is ugly isn't he?
*SO THE UPDATE*
First off let me say that I can't believe that this thread was dug up from forever ago, but here's the whats been happenings.
After the whole break it off and yadda yadda a ton of shit went down. First off I was running a restaurant that I was a part of (partner). It was called Manor Restaurant in South Elgin, IL. It was a good job and making pretty decent money but I really really HATED the job. I thought for the longest time that I wanted to be in the restaurant business and run my own, but let me tell you from experience this is not an easy task. Not if you want a family someday that's for sure. Anyway, I ran this restaurant and was meeting a lot of good people helping me get through my rough patch of a 6 1/2 year relationship crumbling. I ended up kicking her out of the apartment and it was pretty nice too because I had a HUGE ass place to live bymyself and I was only paying $400 a month because she had to pony the other half over due to her being on the lease. At first I barely ate, barely did anything but mope, work, sleep, mope, work, sleep. I didn't want to do anything, hated video games, hated TV, hated everything. Than one day this girl at my work, Roxanne (who was flipping gorgeous) asked me if I wanted to go workout with her sometime. I found that a little odd, but I thought sure what the hell considering that I was about 40 lbs overweight. I wasn't some massive fat ass but I was definitely chubby. I went to workout with Roxy the following day and we had a great time and from there on out we became really good workout buddies. We didn't do anything else other than that simply because she was WAY to young, 18 and guys I know 18 is legal but shit that would be gross in a weird way considering she was a senior in highschool. She did try to kiss me and while we did a little making out I had to stop it before the peni touchy touchy again due to moral reasons, but other than that we were just workout friends. SOOOO where am I going with this, well basically I continued to workout, it became a release of emotion, pain, and definitely makes you feel so amazing once you get into the groove. I can tell you at first it sucks, it's hard, it's painful, you feel retarded because you dont know what you're doing, but once you get into your groove and know basically what you're doing you'll wonder "why didn't I do this sooner." The best part about working out is that ANYONE can do it and become fit, it's just a matter of wanting to. So I continued to keep on working out, I got fit and started dating again with my self confidence at an all time high. I was scoring girls that I wouldn't DARE dream of even talking to and it was absolutely the best time of my life for a while. The problem is again I might seem like a real synical ass sometimes on the boards, but in reality it is just sarcasim with in general doesn't translate well into words. What I mean by that is I am a moral guy, I really dont do the whole one night stand thing too often and when I do it is always a problem because I actually care about having sex, it isn't just
ing to me. Dont get me wrong, during this time I did definitely
some pretty hot girls who were just
s, but in general I want to have a relationship to share with someone. So I actually ended up going on Match.com due to my buddies signing me up for it, because they saw that I was getting some good dates, but they all ended up being absolutely insane. Why they thought Match would help with this is beyond me, but just wait it gets better. So I go on match.com and I am starting to go on dates with girls who honestly do not belong on match if you base it off of looks. These girls are
ing gorgeous and lawyers, doctors, pre med, psychologists majors, who just dont have time for going out and meeting people. Problem is that I was going to be picky with a new girlfriend I wasn't just about to take the first one. A lot of these girls came with some pretty
ed up baggage too. Divorces, Daddy issues, Mommy issues, drug issues in families, prison, deportation (will talk about this one, it is classic). I definitely met some amazing girls, in fact one girl would be any dudes dream. She was 5'11 blonde, great chest about 36C slender, and had a pretty face. This girl was obsessed with Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts, I mean OBSESSED. She loved video games and would come to my place and literally tell me to play Resident Evil 4 so she could watch me play. You would think "omfg jackpot" not to mention that she was amazing in bed, I mean she would literally have 3 or 4 orgasms (no i'm not
ing exageratting either i am dead serious). 1 problem? She was
ing OBNOXIOUS, and a litttttttttlllllleeee possesive. If another girl even looked at me she would literally look at the girl and be "What the
are you looking at?" I had never met a girl like this and man did it scare the shit out of me. WE broke it off, but I still talk to her every once and a while. Last I heard she is dating a Manager at a Gamestop and she thinks he is likea God. Cracks me up. The other girl worth mentioning that I met would be ALMA, yes ALMA (say it like you are russian). Alma was from the Ukraine, Alma was gorgeous (as most Euro's are) and Alma had eyes that would make you freeze (blue, like dark dark dark blue that went to light on the outside). Alma and I went out for dinner at Rosebud on Rush in downtown Chicago. If your not from the city or around the city, Rosebud is a extremely famous Italian restaurant that is pretty much considered one of the only TRUE italian restaurants left in the USA. Seriously. Expensive as
, but sooooo worth it, although they have commercialized it since. So I take her to Rosebud's because I used to go there with my family alot growing up and I thought, Hell shes from the Ukraine and she is beautiful, may as well treat her like a princess. I get there with her and she looked stunning, dressed up white and black dress, legs long and showing, hair naturally hanging down blonde, ugh just thinking about it is like "uuuggghhhhh". Sit down to dinner and get our drinks and she ordered a Black Russian (awesome Ukrainian accent was hot too) and she looks at me and says
"Nicholas, I have to tell you something, can I tell you something honest?"
I said, "sure Alma I am a pretty blunt guy so I dont mind bluntness at all"
she says, "Nicholas I am here in America not very much longer, I want to stay very bad so I come here asking you one thing"
I stare blankly almost knowing what might happen, but no clue.
she says " I want marriage to stay here, so I dont have to leave go to homeland, Ukraine is very poor and desolate. I am willing to offer you $10,000 American if you marry me and stay married for 1 year. I will provide you with cooking, cleaning, sex, oral sex, whatever you want, you provide me with marriage.
I thought to myself What the
did I do to deserve this? I haven't even ordered or eaten yet and my appetite just got destroyed.
1. I feel terrible because she looks so sad and sincere.
2. morally I know I would never do this, and I am going to have to decline so I feel bad.
3. When you have a gorgeous woman promising you Sex in everyway you can imagine, well it just sucks to say no to haha.
4. $10,000 are you
ing kidding me?
5. Chances of me waking up in a bathtub full of ice are pretttttty high.
6. I saw Behind Enemy Lines, I know Ukraine hates America (hahahaha)
Needless to say $143 later after our meal I hugged her and kissed her goodnight and I never saw, nor spoke to Alma again. I just got a bad feeling like I was going to be murdered or something. Has anyone ever seen the Seinfeld with MEELOSH! The tennis player? He tries to pawn his wife off on to Jerry to repay him?
ing classic if you haven't. Totally reminds me of her, but she was still way cuter.
To end this story/saga.
I go to close my match.com account because I am starting to meet wackjobs, which is why you can't really judge a book by it's cover. Girls were insane, nuts, and more nuts.
I go to close my Match.com account on Aug. 30th and it wouldn't let me for some reason. It kept on giving me 404 not found errors. Thinking nothing of it I shrugged it off and went to bed. I woke up the next day and hopped on to close it and I had a new email. It was from a girl named Sharon. Sharon was amazingly gorgeous. She had good fashion (totally matters), wore good jewelery, wore great makeup (subtle not overdone) and apparently she was responding to an email I had sent her 1 month earlier. She had closed her account to so she couldn't read emails and she was going througha similiar thing, but she couldn't find any nice guys who weren't creeps. So she was at a family function with everyone there making fun of her for not finding a boyfriend. She got so upset that she signed back up to match to see if she couldn't find a "nice guy". She saw my email and something appealed her to me, she claims hands down "Your eyes are perfect" Apparently girls have an obsession with eyes and apparently I have good eyes, hearing this on more than one occasion. We met the next day and I drove out to her house (lives with the p's) and I got there around 8ish and I literally stayed there till 6 am the following day talking to them out on there sun room. We watched the sun come up. I knew from that day on that I had met my future wife. She was perfect. She had morals, her family is amazing, she has a background in church (yes I actually go to chruch), she isn't insane, and most of all shes a good honest person. The great news to this is next month I plan on asking her to marry me. I know in my heart that there really is no other girl that I want to be with. I can't imagine being without her and to make things even more amazing we have been completely abstinent with each other. We have had a little hanky panky but not much. She is a virgin and I totally respect that and think it is badass.
Moral of the story? No girl is ever worth losing, taking, or thinking your life is over. Everything happens for a reason and the big guy upstairs is watching out for you believe it or not.
funny karma of the story?
My ex is fat. Like fat fat, she gained about 30lbs since we broke up and shes still with that dude, but I saw her when Sharon and I were out and apparently she told one of my old best friends that I looked amazing and that my girlfriend was absolutely gorgeous. Man o Man did that feel good to hear that
end of story
PPS not that I really care or feel a need to prove it, but the picture in my avatar is definitely my girlfriend. I still need to take it down, she was NONE to happy to find out that I was rocking that picture, but I figured it was PG-13 and I cropped out her face. She said it was the principle, so I probobaly should take it down. Push up bra's rock dont they?
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