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[quote name='LinkinPrime']:whistle2:( I feel like a virgin every time I get another go at the pink.

How long has it been for you Brak.

Got lucky last week...before that probably a month.[/QUOTE]

Hop yourself up on cold meds. Trust me on this one. ;)
 
That friend's brother I know, who worked in that porn shop where he saw two truckers 69ing, on a lawn chair, in a closet, said that he peeked into the massage room, where "models" give truckers "massages", to check if the trucker hasn't murdered the "model" yet...

Anyway, the guy in there was black, and he was lying on his back, nude, on a masseuse slab, and the "model" was jacking him off... and my friend's brother said that the guy's penis was, like, 16 inches long and bent in a U-shape. He said it was curved like a candy cane.
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']:whistle2:( I feel like a virgin every time I get another go at the pink.

How long has it been for you Brak?

Got lucky last week...before that probably a month.[/QUOTE]
No comment.
 
Nice deal, Starknight. I could go for some cheap Futurama sets but my GS stores haven't had good DVDs for ages.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']It's hooked for her pleasure.

Now with peppermint![/quote]

more like peppermint for her pleasure.

[quote name='corrosivefrost']Hop yourself up on cold meds. Trust me on this one. ;)[/quote]

if you're talking about what i think you're talking about, then you sir, are correct.

[quote name='JolietJake']It's limp.:whistle2:#[/quote]

i think i take offense to that?
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']What does that do and what kind of meds?[/quote]

sudafed and it increases bloodflow to vital organs.
 
Ha .. Frosty and Chika robotrip before the hanky panky.

[quote name='Brak']That friend's brother I know, who worked in that porn shop where he saw two truckers 69ing, on a lawn chair, in a closet, said that he peeked into the massage room, where "models" give truckers "massages", to check if the trucker hasn't murdered the "model" yet...

Anyway, the guy in there was black, and he was lying on his back, nude, on a masseuse slab, and the "model" was jacking him off... and my friend's brother said that the guy's penis was, like, 16 inches long and bent in a U-shape. He said it was curved like a candy cane.[/quote]


There's a massage parlor of ill repute around this area, but the crazy thing is I'd like to just go there for a straight up massage. I'm afraid I'll go there as the only legit customer to walk through the doors and the police will raid it at that moment.
 
[quote name='Chika']sudafed and it increases bloodflow to vital organs.[/QUOTE]

I think it also has something to do with the ephedrine dehydrating you... :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='Maklershed']There's a massage parlor of ill repute around this area, but the crazy thing is I'd like to just go there for a straight up massage. I'm afraid I'll go there as the only legit customer to walk through the doors and the police will raid it at that moment.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure how they get around it all, but I doubt that the cops would raid the joint... I think it's like the escort loophole, where you're paying them for the massage, and if they jack you off, it had nothing to do with the money.

I mean, there are 4 or 5 of those Asian Health Spas in my city, and they even advertise on highway billboards.
 
Brak - deebadat .. did you see it yet?

Eli .. lets have sex.

Nah

Eli .. lets have sex now please.

Nah man. I might be fucked up but I aint gonna fuck with no clown. Gay parade!
 
[quote name='JolietJake']Chika got frosty hopped up on nyquil and raped him.[/quote]

yes. yes i did.

[quote name='corrosivefrost']I think it also has something to do with the ephedrine dehydrating you... :whistle2:s[/quote]

maybe. ephedrine increases heart rate and blood flow though. i would think the side effect of being lightheaded would make it more difficult to "concentrate" which doubles the effects.

[quote name='Maklershed']Ha .. Frosty and Chika robotrip before the hanky panky. [/quote]

no, i just get him doped up on nyquil then rape him.
 
I saw posted that, like, a week ago, Mak. I got heli0s' YouTube channel on LOCK.

You remember that story I told about my friend going to that Asian Health Spa, Mak... My friend got to legit smash the masseuse on the slab, and then she gave him one of those old-world baths, where she poured hot water on him, out of a bowl.

You should go check it out. :cool:
 
and on that note, it's past my bedtime. gnight OTT. and i'm giving you all a homework assignment. take sudafed and try to smash LP's wife. post your results.
 
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no, i just get him doped up on nyquil then rape him.[/quote]


Hot!

[quote name='Brak']I saw posted that, like, a week ago, Mak. I got heli0s' YouTube channel on LOCK.

You remember that story I told about my friend going to that Asian Health Spa, Mak... My friend got to legit smash the masseuse on the slab, and then she gave him one of those old-world baths, where she poured hot water on him, out of a bowl.

You should go check it out. :cool:[/quote]

Hells yes. Helios2003's channel is a mandatory bookmark. And that does sound excellent but I'd be scurred. My buddy told me that he went to the massage place that I want to go to and he banged a girl that went to our high school there and, I quote, "took her butthole virginity". I'm just looking to get the kinks worked out of my upper back. :lol:
 
For Christmas, buy yourself some lingerie for your wife, Linkin.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']I'm just looking to get the kinks worked out of my upper back. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Suuuure y'are. You're trying to innocently rationalize it in a way where you'll convince yourself to go for a simple back rub... but if it gets to the point where you get to smash the masseuse, you'll let it happen.
 
I shaved my gimmick off, so I'm worried my NXE Avatar no longer resembles your boy.
 
[quote name='Brak']I shaved my gimmick off, so I'm worried my NXE Avatar no longer resembles your boy.[/quote]


Gimmick = beard with no goatee region?

[quote name='wubb']Bald white guys are easy to doppel.[/quote]


My mom says I'm special.

Wubb - did you play Dark Sector yet? Fun cheese for $10 at Gamefly right now.
 
[quote name='Chika']sudafed and it increases bloodflow to vital organs.[/quote]

Lemme guess, it has to be the stuff you have to ask for in the pharmacy and not the stuff actually on the shelf???
 
Sometimes I'm glad I only have to shave my little teen stache ever few days.

Other times, I wish I could grow a damn beard.


Or at least some fucking chin hairs.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Whenever I shave my beard in winter I'm extra sensitive to the cold there for the next few days. :cold:[/quote]
You should keep the beard. I think you look sexier with it anyways. :drool:
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Whenever I shave my beard in winter I'm extra sensitive to the cold there for the next few days. :cold:[/QUOTE]
Yeah. I actually had a full beard, up until last night. Now my face is ultra-cold. :cold:
 
[quote name='DarthPuma']Sometimes I'm glad I only have to shave my little teen stache ever few days.

Other times, I wish I could grow a damn beard.


Or at least some fucking chin hairs.[/quote]
Its called peach fuzz on yungun's like yourself
 
[quote name='Brak']I shaved my gimmick off, so I'm worried my NXE Avatar no longer resembles your boy.[/QUOTE]

They need to get some meathooks for your avatar.
 
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