I think an ant might have crawled up my ass.

[sonicbooom]

I had an ant problem in my room last week.. it's not bad anymore, but there are a few ants around. Sometimes they get on my arms or legs. I think one crawled up my ass just now.

I swiped my fingers between my ass cheeks a few times, no sign of any ants. So I sniffed my fingers just for the of it.. damn, that smells good.

This is a true story.

 

[DT778]

haha, an ant took your cheeks.

 

[Zenithian Legend]

Probably not the first time you've let something crawl in your ass, eh

 

[marten]

Quit shoving candy canes, pixie sticks and dots up your ass, and they wouldn't try to crawl inside.

 

[DT778]

you better hope he doesn't crawl out off your ass and into your mouth repeatedly while you're sleeping.

 

[Zenithian Legend]

This topic is going no where good...

 

[kevzik]

Look at the bright side...youre not a virgin anymore!

 

[RedvsBlue]

[quote name='Zenithian Legend']This topic is going no where good...[/QUOTE]
Neither is that ant.

 

[Strell]

Mmmmm this thread makes me HUNGRY!!!!!!!!

 

[whoknows]

[quote name='kevzik']Look at the bright side...youre not a virgin anymore![/QUOTE]
Wait, that counts? I gotta go find an ant...

 

[kevzik]

[quote name='whoknows']Wait, that counts? I gotta go find an ant...[/quote]

In my book!

 

[Graystone]

I've got high hopes for OP future here.

 

[BryceDraven]

Sometimes I think their is a bug crawling up my ass but then I remember, it's most likely just butt hair.

 

[Maklershed]

[quote name='chaarlieee']I think an ant might have crawled up my ass[/quote]

What does does your Uncle think of that? *rimshot*


Also ... best thread title ever.

 

[PhreQuencYViii]

Man, now I can go about my day happy.

 

[Sleepkyng]

so, does this "ant" live in Chelsea and have a small chiuahua named Sprinter?

 

[Maklershed]

Oh man do I love Google Ads:

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[Diiz]

[quote name='DT778']you better hope he doesn't crawl out off your ass and into your mouth repeatedly while you're sleeping.[/QUOTE]

 

[Xevious]

Its funny. The OP has a history of having really hot women for his avatar. I look at the avatar and then I look at the thread title......Not compatible.

 

[Snake2715]

[quote name='marten']Quit shoving candy canes, pixie sticks and dots up your ass, and they wouldn't try to crawl inside. [/QUOTE]


Thats probably a trap he was laying to get the ants intereseted...

 

[chimpian]

so technically there was penitration so the ant raped you.....
who do you call the local PD or the exterminator?