I was talking to this girl on the internet, right...

[quote name='GameDude']and she's really nice, but we haven't met yet. She wants to know what kind of car I drive...should I be worried?[/QUOTE]
Worried that you're trying to find a girlfriend on the internet? YES.
 
[quote name='organicow']Worried that you're trying to find a girlfriend on the internet? YES.[/QUOTE]


It's better than cybering with you.
 
[quote name='judyjudyjudy']Asking about your car != gold digger[/QUOTE]


Yeah, I was wondering about that. I have a 2003 Malibu, but I think I'll tell her I have a 1992 Geo Metro.
 
Lie to her. Tell her you have a crappy car, like a Yugo. If she still talks to you, she's either not a gold digger or some poor, fat lady who needs daily rides to Wal-Mart and needs you to take her there.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Yeah, I was wondering about that. I have a 2003 Malibu, but I think I'll tell her I have a 1992 Geo Metro.[/QUOTE]

Starting off on a lie is the absolute best way to begin a relationship.

That's what I do anyway.
 
just play it off like youre broke and see if shes still interested. Tell her you drive like an 85 Ford Tempo (no offense to anyone with a tempo)
 
[quote name='fanskad']Starting off on a lie is the absolute best way to begin a relationship.

That's what I do anyway.[/QUOTE]

I see it more as a test. I should tell her a 96 blazer, which is my mom's but I do drive it sometimes.
 
Just be honest.

I don't think a Golddigger is going to cream herself over a 2003 Malibu.

By the way, that is in no way an insult to your car. I drive a 2004 Malibu Maxx.
 
[quote name='gaelan']2003 malibu isn't going to impress anyone, so just go with the truth.[/QUOTE]


Dude, I have a SPOILER!!!!
 
[quote name='GameDude']no, I just don't want someone that wants my money.[/QUOTE]

Um, good luck with that. There's no such woman on the planet. Some may hide it better than others but in the end she's not sticking around if you can't afford to buy her crap she doesn't need.
 
[quote name='javeryh']Um, good luck with that. There's no such woman on the planet. Some may hide it better than others but in the end she's not sticking around if you can't afford to buy her crap she doesn't need.[/QUOTE]

hahaha :lol: listen to the man, javery knows what he's tlaking about.
 
[quote name='GameDude']I see it more as a test. I should tell her a 96 blazer, which is my mom's but I do drive it sometimes.[/QUOTE]

Test or not, you'll just ruin it before you begin.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']hahaha :lol: listen to the man, javery knows what he's tlaking about.[/QUOTE]


Hmm...this my be a bit distracting to my goal of having $200,000 in liquid assets before I'm 30.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Dude, I have a SPOILER!!!![/QUOTE]

whatever you choose to tell "her", make it a make/model that a typical fatass 43 year old male who likes young men will hate, since whoever you've been talking to is probably very similar.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Hmm...this my be a bit distracting to my goal of having $200,000 in liquid assets before I'm 30.[/QUOTE]

i'm sure whoever you are conversing with on the net will be happy to contribute his "liquid assets" to your 200K goal. You might even get to choose where it is deposited.
 
[quote name='gaelan']i'm sure whoever you are conversing with on the net will be happy to contribute his "liquid assets" to your 200K goal. You might even get to choose where it is deposited.[/QUOTE]

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting with babes online all day.
 
Yeah, I was wondering about that. I have a 2003 Malibu, but I think I'll tell her I have a 1992 Geo Metro.

what the hell's the difference they both suck...
 
Tell her that you take public transportation and request a picture of her. If she says public trans. is cool and gives you a picture , then she is the girl for you.
 
[quote name='JOEBOO']Yeah, I was wondering about that. I have a 2003 Malibu, but I think I'll tell her I have a 1992 Geo Metro.

what the hell's the difference they both suck...[/QUOTE]


So says the 16 year old who still doesn't drive.
 
[quote name='carlagyrl']Tell her that you take public transportation and request a picture of her. If she says public trans. is cool and gives you a picture , then she is the girl for you.[/QUOTE]


She's given me a few pics already.
 
[quote name='carlagyrl']Tell her that you take public transportation and request a picture of her. If she says public trans. is cool and gives you a picture , then she is the girl for you.[/QUOTE]

lol who actually thinks public trans is cool?!? I mean like, if they DO say that.. they're just flat out lying. I'd say the NYC subway is the closest thing to being cool, but that's because you can almost get anywhere in manhattan with it.

I agree with a few posters that you don't have to lie, just be yourself and be truthful
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JOEBOO
Yeah, I was wondering about that. I have a 2003 Malibu, but I think I'll tell her I have a 1992 Geo Metro.

what the hell's the difference they both suck...




So says the 16 year old who still doesn't drive.

actually it's 29 and I don't have the need to post how "liquid" I am and what I drive to impress anyone... stick to the chat rooms, it's were you belong.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Don't be jealous that I've been chatting with babes online all day.[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='JOEBOO']Quote:
Originally Posted by JOEBOO
Yeah, I was wondering about that. I have a 2003 Malibu, but I think I'll tell her I have a 1992 Geo Metro.

what the hell's the difference they both suck...




So says the 16 year old who still doesn't drive.

actually it's 29 and I don't have the need to post how "liquid" I am and what I drive to impress anyone... stick to the chat rooms, it's were you belong.[/QUOTE]

She doesn't know my goals. And I'm not trying to impress anyone. If that were the case, I'd buy a BMW and posting the pictures on here. Just because you're a poor, old idiot who wasted his life on booze, you don't need to be jealous.
 
I couldn't understand why people are hostile about this either.

I agree with most people who say you just need to be honest with the girl. A Malibu is nice but it's not like you're driving a Porche or anything like that. If she's after your bank account this won't be the only warning flag you get.

By the way, if you find yourself having to ask these questions about her continually in the future, you probably have your answer...
 
[quote name='GameDude']I see it more as a test. I should tell her a 96 blazer, which is my mom's but I do drive it sometimes.[/QUOTE]

Dont start talking about your moms car.
 
...And I think cyberdating is pretty risky...for whatever reason, I just find it hard to believe that a normal girl with healthy social habits would spend a lot of time online meeting people.

I know it's a stereotype, but it's just my opinion. I hope you prove me wrong though...
 
[quote name='GameDude']why?[/QUOTE]

well for one it will generate more attention on you which is the point of this attention seeking thread anyways
 
As previously pointed out.
[quote name='gamedude']I was talking to this girl on the internet, right... [/QUOTE]

Thats your first problem

[quote name='gamedude']no, I just don't want someone that wants my money.[/QUOTE]

As Lina wouldve pointed out if she was here, that is the nature of all women, whether they be directly conscious of it or not.

You remember that Family guy where at the end Peter and Quagmire say its a good thing they swore off women, so undistracted, they could amass all that wealth? One thing though, the degree to which you care about money is related to how much you care about people, either yourself or others. So really the only reason why you'd be interested in accumulating significant wealth (whether you know it or not), is to eventualy, buy tail.
 
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