I was talking to this girl on the internet, right...

[quote name='JOEBOO']Yeah, I was wondering about that. I have a 2003 Malibu, but I think I'll tell her I have a 1992 Geo Metro.

what the hell's the difference they both suck...[/QUOTE]

You're right. Though the Metro sucks more than the Malibu.
 
[quote name='gaelan']well for one it will generate more attention on you which is the point of this attention seeking thread anyways[/QUOTE]


If that were the case then I would've posted the picture, dipshit.
 
[quote name='gaelan']2003 malibu isn't going to impress anyone, so just go with the truth.[/QUOTE]
Dude... what the fuck? There is nothing wrong with a malibu -- it's a perfect car for somebody who doesn't like to race or show off. OP said he didn't like to show off, IIRC.
 
[quote name='Storamin']Dude... what the fuck? There is nothing wrong with a malibu -- it's a perfect car for somebody who doesn't like to race or show off. OP said he didn't like to show off, IIRC.[/QUOTE]

didn't say there was anything wrong with a malibu. i was just saying that if his goal is to NOT show off, then telling the truth about driving a malibu would accomplish that.

2003 malibu=not showing off=unimpressed "girl"
 
[quote name='gaelan']didn't say there was anything wrong with a malibu. i was just saying that if his goal is to NOT show off, then telling the truth about driving a malibu would accomplish that.

2003 malibu=not showing off=unimpressed "girl"[/QUOTE]


Yeah, but it's more impressive than a geo metro. I figured if she would accept me for the metro then the malibu would be a shoe-in.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']just play it off like youre broke and see if shes still interested. Tell her you drive like an 85 Ford Tempo (no offense to anyone with a tempo)[/QUOTE]

My grandma has one of these (either 84 or 85) and it only has 6x,000 miles on it!!!

I'm 21 and I think i've driven more miles than her car has (its as old as me!)

sorry...back on topic everyone...
 
[quote name='Wlogan31']My grandma has one of these (either 84 or 85) and it only has 6x,000 miles on it!!!

I'm 21 and I think i've driven more miles than her car has (its as old as me!)

sorry...back on topic everyone...[/QUOTE]

Is she single?
 
[quote name='GameDude']Yeah, but it's more impressive than a geo metro. I figured if she would accept me for the metro then the malibu would be a shoe-in.[/QUOTE]

all of this is irellevant until I see a photo. Then I will decide.
 
so, you'd be shoed in with the malibu, but immediately being booted out for lying. the truth is always your best bet, and in this case lying will accomplish nothing in the short or long term. i mean what chic is going to be up on a guy digging for gold based on him driving a fucking malibu or a metro?
 
[quote name='gaelan']so, you'd be shoed in with the malibu, but immediately being booted out for lying. the truth is always your best bet, and in this case lying will accomplish nothing in the short or long term. i mean what chic is going to be up on a guy digging for gold based on him driving a fucking malibu or a metro?[/QUOTE]

cuz imma stud.
 
I'm still having a hard time wrapping my head around the part where he wanted to keep her from the fact he drove a Malibu.

And aren't you the dude that wanted to empty his bag into Lina's shoes while she was "asleep" from the rophinol?

I think you need to look more at yourself and not so much on what you should do to keep a intarweb chat girl on the real. I mean, you have this unhealthy obsession with getting people you meet online. Why?
 
[quote name='GameDude']cuz imma stud.[/QUOTE]

then unjack yourself from cyberspace and go get in them panties...beware the 300lb greasy italian that awaits your arrival.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Dude, I have a SPOILER!!!![/QUOTE]

I have a spoiler too... "She's" got a cock.
:lol:
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I'm still having a hard time wrapping my head around the part where he wanted to keep her from the fact he drove a Malibu.

And aren't you the dude that wanted to empty his bag into Lina's shoes while she was "asleep" from the rophinol?

I think you need to look more at yourself and not so much on what you should do to keep a intarweb chat girl on the real. I mean, you have this unhealthy obsession with getting people you meet online. Why?[/QUOTE]

Jimmie... this is GamerDude... hes... a little retarded.
 
lol he found another whore on yahoo

shouldnt be too hard, like shooting a fish in a barrel to find a whore on yahoo.. and not a trout, im talking a bass or something.

cuz imma stud.
Click to expand...

Which is why you're looking for girls on Yahoo..
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']And aren't you the dude that wanted to empty his bag into Lina's shoes while she was "asleep" from the rophinol?[/QUOTE]

Whew, glad I wasn't the only one...

But seriously, just be honest and watch her reaction. Well if she's after your money be sure not to give her your cc number and you should be fine.

r1s3n
 
[quote name='organicow']Worried that you're trying to find a girlfriend on the internet? YES.[/QUOTE]

BWAHAHAHAHAH, oh man so true.
 
[quote name='Kayden']I have a spoiler too... "She's" got a cock.
:lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[quote name='Kayden']Jimmie... this is GamerDude... hes... a little retarded.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

[quote name='JimmieMac']And aren't you the dude that wanted to empty his bag into Lina's shoes while she was "asleep" from the rophinol?[/QUOTE]

:rofl::rofl:

[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']A little? GameDude's a walking sack of Downy.[/QUOTE]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='greendc27']Didn't the OP have a similar thread about some girl he was talking to online awhile back?[/QUOTE]

i think it turned out to be a man. they met at the flying j truck stop bathroom a couple of times for buttsecks, but he was on the road too much and gamedude couldn't deal with it so they broke it off...or something like that.
 
[quote name='greendc27']Didn't the OP have a similar thread about some girl he was talking to online awhile back?[/QUOTE]

No... that thread was about trying to get a REAL girl... seems hes lowered his standards significantly.
 
[quote name='gaelan']i think it turned out to be a man. they met at the flying j truck stop bathroom a couple of times for buttsecks, but he was on the road too much and gamedude couldn't deal with it so they broke it off...or something like that.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='fanskad']Why isn't the OP posting anymore?[/QUOTE]

Theres only so many times you can whip a dog before he stops coming back.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I'm still having a hard time wrapping my head around the part where he wanted to keep her from the fact he drove a Malibu.

And aren't you the dude that wanted to empty his bag into Lina's shoes while she was "asleep" from the rophinol?

I think you need to look more at yourself and not so much on what you should do to keep a intarweb chat girl on the real. I mean, you have this unhealthy obsession with getting people you meet online. Why?[/QUOTE]

I am sitting here imagining that scene from napolean dynamite where kip is on the net trying talking to "hot chics"

And someone has to link me to this Lina thread if it exists. I must have missed something perfect for the CAG history book.
 
[quote name='GameDude']She's given me a few pics already.[/QUOTE]
I have a pic... so this must obviously be what I look like!
Page-1B-Island-Girl.jpg


Aren't I so hot?
 
[quote name='Kayden']I have a pic... so this must obviously be what I look like!
Page-1B-Island-Girl.jpg


Aren't I so hot?[/QUOTE]

Looks like Marsha from the Brady Bunch
 
[quote name='modium']Wow, Kayden, I never knew you were so hot! Wanna chat with me and ask me what kind of car I drive?

:rofl:[/QUOTE]

Sure... I mean, as long as you don't go onto a forum or something afterwards to brag to a bunch of people that don't like you...
 
[quote name='Kayden']Sure... I mean, as long as you don't go onto a forum or something afterwards to brag to a bunch of people that don't like you...[/QUOTE]

Nah skip all that just chat on the forum where people dont like you?!?
 
Ain't nothing wrong with picking up chicks over the 'net. I try to all the time...

BTW a trick that I tend to use to evaluate if a girl over the net is the person in the pic, have her set up a webcam. That way you can have her do stuff to prove that is her!
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I'm still having a hard time wrapping my head around the part where he wanted to keep her from the fact he drove a Malibu.

And aren't you the dude that wanted to empty his bag into Lina's shoes while she was "asleep" from the rophinol?

I think you need to look more at yourself and not so much on what you should do to keep a intarweb chat girl on the real. I mean, you have this unhealthy obsession with getting people you meet online. Why?[/QUOTE]

I don't think I've ever agreed with JimmieMac more.
I'm of the belief that Gamedude should probably just stop talking to women on the internet altogether.
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Ain't nothing wrong with picking up chicks over the 'net. I try to all the time...

BTW a trick that I tend to use to evaluate if a girl over the net is the person in the pic, have her set up a webcam. That way you can have her do stuff to prove that is her![/QUOTE]

That would suggest that you have far too much time on your hands.
The prospect of people trying to meet people over the internet kind of creeps me out to begin with.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']That would suggest that you have far too much time on your hands.
The prospect of people trying to meet people over the internet kind of creeps me out to begin with.[/QUOTE]

... Dude... he tells the world about his crystalized sploog... I wouldn't put much past him.

[quote name='JSweeney']I don't think I've ever agreed with JimmieMac more.
I'm of the belief that Gamedude should probably just stop talking altogether.[/QUOTE]

Edited grammar. The way you originally wrote it, you implied you still wanted him talking to us. :lol:
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Ain't nothing wrong with picking up chicks over the 'net. I try to all the time...

BTW a trick that I tend to use to evaluate if a girl over the net is the person in the pic, have her set up a webcam. That way you can have her do stuff to prove that is her![/QUOTE]


This man is great.
 
[quote name='Dragonlordfrodo']Ain't nothing wrong with picking up chicks over the 'net. I try to all the time...

BTW a trick that I tend to use to evaluate if a girl over the net is the person in the pic, have her set up a webcam. That way you can have her do stuff to prove that is her![/QUOTE]

I am interested in your philosophy. Please, send me brochures so that I may learn more about your fascinating life.
 
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