I was talking to this girl on the internet, right...

[quote name='KingSpike']I am interested in your philosophy. Please, send me brochures so that I may learn more about your fascinating life.[/QUOTE]

He has a website if you are really interested.;)
 
[quote name='GameDude']Also note, my cousin met his wife online and my other cousin is getting married to a babe from the internet.[/QUOTE]

That may be true, but you, however, are still an idiot. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']That may be true, but you, however, are still an idiot. :lol:[/QUOTE]


Yes, and I also make more money than you. Life is grand.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Yes, and I also make more money than you. Life is grand.[/QUOTE]
:applause:
Yes, but you're a socially retarded man-boy with emotional balance issues. Additionaly, I got laid off recently... so it doesn't take much to make more than nothing. Furthermore... I didn't have to troll the intarwebnet to find a real attractive woman. Also, I know my girl ISN'T a man in disguise.
 
[quote name='Kayden']:applause:
Yes, but you're a socially retarded man-boy with emotional balance issues. Additionaly, I got laid off recently... so it doesn't take much to make more than nothing.[/QUOTE]


I'd bet a fair amount of money that I have a higher IQ than you and will be more successful.
 
[quote name='GameDude']I'd bet a fair amount of money that I have a higher IQ than you and will be more successful.[/QUOTE]

I'll bet you nothing that I already feel good about myself to the point where I don't have to throw money around to give people the impression I have a healthy self image. Nor do I feel the need to compensate for my insecurities and short comings that I boast about my intellectual and fiscal prowess on an internet message board.
 
[quote name='Kayden']I'll bet you nothing that I already feel good about myself to the point where I don't have to throw money around to give people the impression I have a healthy self image. Nor do I feel the need to compensate for my insecurities and short comings that I boast about my intellectual and fiscal prowess on an internet message board.[/QUOTE]


Yes, you do. You must have some insecurities if you needed to call me an idiot when I did not attack you in any way.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Yes, you do. You must have some insecurities if you needed to call me an idiot when I did not attack you in any way.[/QUOTE]

I'm calling you an idiot because you've given us all ample proof. That... and its funny to watch you get so defensive.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Also note, my cousin met his wife online and my other cousin is getting married to a babe from the internet.[/QUOTE]

so the loser trait is hereditary?
 
[quote name='Kayden']I'm calling you an idiot because you've given us all ample proof. That... and its funny to watch you get so defensive.[/QUOTE]

my replies = one or two sentences

yours=I'll bet you nothing that I already feel good about myself to the point where I don't have to throw money around to give people the impression I have a healthy self image. Nor do I feel the need to compensate for my insecurities and short comings that I boast about my intellectual and fiscal prowess on an internet message board.

who's getting defensive?
 
[quote name='GameDude']my replies = one or two sentences

yours=I'll bet you nothing that I already feel good about myself to the point where I don't have to throw money around to give people the impression I have a healthy self image. Nor do I feel the need to compensate for my insecurities and short comings that I boast about my intellectual and fiscal prowess on an internet message board.

who's getting defensive?[/QUOTE]

"one or two sentances" talking about how you're so sure you are not only smarter, but richer than me. I'm not getting defensive, I'm making you look like a shallow, conceited, self absorbed dingbat whose only chance at 'love' is scrounging on Yahoo! Personals looking through pictures of teenage girls that are probably taken from some angsty teen's blog and used by a thirty year old man in the hopes of luring you into a dark ally with your pants down so he can sodomize you with a monkey wrench.
 
[quote name='Kayden']"one or two sentances" talking about how you're so sure you are not only smarter, but richer than me. I'm not getting defensive, I'm making you look like a shallow, conceited, self absorbed dingbat whose only chance at 'love' is scrounging on Yahoo! Personals looking through pictures of teenage girls that are probably taken from some angsty teen's blog and used by a thirty year old man in the hopes of luring you into a dark ally with your pants down so he can sodomize you with a monkey wrench.[/QUOTE]

So...why are you trying to stop that?
 
[quote name='jmcc']So...why are you trying to stop that?[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

I'm not so much trying to stop it, as I know he's too dumb to stop even after being told 18 times.
 
[quote name='Kayden']:rofl:

I'm not so much trying to stop it, as I know he's too dumb to stop even after being told 18 times.[/QUOTE]


I'll admit to being defensive. However, you're in denial.
 
[quote name='GameDude']$17,000 a year.[/QUOTE]

I'll just assume you're joking seeing how I've turned down jobs that offer more than that.
 
[quote name='Kayden']I'll just assume you're joking seeing how I've turned down jobs that offer more than that.[/QUOTE]


U r so sm4rt.
 
[quote name='GameDude']I'll admit to being defensive. However, you're in denial.[/QUOTE]

Oh yes. I am in denial. I shall relent. I am jealous of you GamerDude. You are my hero. I can only hope to one day surf the web looking for chicks and brag about my $17,000 a year as you so eloquently do.
 
[quote name='Mike23']$17,000 a year? Isn't that just above the poverty line?[/QUOTE]

Yep... so either he's a bigger idiot than we give him credit for... or he's lying. I'd like to think its a combination of the two.:lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Oh yes. I am in denial. I shall relent. I am jealous of you GamerDude. You are my hero. I can only hope to one day surf the web looking for chicks and brag about my $17,000 a year as you so eloquently do.[/QUOTE]

It's alright, Kayden. It's alright.
 
Multiple people attacking one person is rarely cool.
Despite the fact that he most likely doesn't deserve it, please try cut Gamedude some slack.
Sure, he's digging his own hole deeper and deeper by continuing to post, but please, don't all pile on him at once. Multiple people attacking one person is rarely any good.

In the absolute worst case, try to just be the better man and walk away from the situation with a little grace and dignity. By continuously prattling on and trying to continue with a compliment of rather baseless arguments, Gamedude really isn't doing himself any favors. Let him hoist himself on his own petard. Likely, his own arguments will self destruct on thier own.... having multiple people pile on actually may allow him up to recieve a little sympathy, as it look decidely unfair having 5-6 people lob insults and accusations at him.
 
[quote name='Kayden']:applause:
Yes, but you're a socially retarded man-boy with emotional balance issues. Additionaly, I got laid off recently... so it doesn't take much to make more than nothing. Furthermore... I didn't have to troll the intarwebnet to find a real attractive woman. Also, I know my girl ISN'T a man in disguise.[/QUOTE]

*Background music* Ton Loc's...Funky Cold Medina...
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Multiple people attacking one person is rarely cool.
Despite the fact that he most likely doesn't deserve it, please try cut Gamedude some slack.
Sure, he's digging his own hole deeper and deeper by continuing to post, but please, don't all pile on him at once. Multiple people attacking one person is rarely any good.

In the absolute worst case, try to just be the better man and walk away with some the situation with a little grace and dignity. By continuously prattling on and trying to continue with a compliment of rather baseless arguments, Gamedude really isn't doing himself any favors. Let him hoist himself on his own petard. Likely, his own arguments will self destruct on thier own.... having multiple people pile on actually may allow him up to recieve a little sympathy, as it look decidely unfair having 5-6 people lob insults and accusations at him.[/QUOTE]

You heard the man. Let me humiliate him by myself. :lol:
 
[quote name='javeryh']This thread sure turned ugly.[/QUOTE]

Just like every other gamedude thread, he's a good joke for about 5 minutes but after that he really should consider going away.
 
[quote name='Kayden']"one or two sentances" talking about how you're so sure you are not only smarter, but richer than me. I'm not getting defensive, I'm making you look like a shallow, conceited, self absorbed dingbat whose only chance at 'love' is scrounging on Yahoo! Personals looking through pictures of teenage girls that are probably taken from some angsty teen's blog and used by a thirty year old man in the hopes of luring you into a dark ally with your pants down so he can sodomize you with a monkey wrench.[/QUOTE]

Oh shnap!

:applause::lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Oh shnap!

:applause::lol:[/QUOTE]

Believe it or not, that was all one solid, continuous thought. I didn't even have to stop typing to think about it.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Believe it or not, that was all one solid, continuous thought. I didn't even have to stop typing to think about it.[/QUOTE]

I've heard a lot of snaps but I gotta tell ya that was good... very good. I had to write that down to use for later. :lol:
 
I met my girlfriend over the internet, don't let these guys ruin your potential, don't lie either...

The internet is becoming a more established way to maintain and get relationships, hell, I have friends in real life, but I have a lot of cool friends I met online I'll probably never see.

Sometimes you just can't meet the right person in your local town and me and her are like, built for each other completely.

Yes, she's a girl, by the way. Mic and cam each night.

Anyway, just do the right thing and don't lie, and make sure she has a mic and cam. ;)
 
[quote name='Nephets']I met my girlfriend over the internet, don't let these guys ruin your potential, don't lie either...

The internet is becoming a more established way to maintain and get relationships, hell, I have friends in real life, but I have a lot of cool friends I met online I'll probably never see.

Sometimes you just can't meet the right person in your local town and me and her are like, built for each other completely.

Yes, she's a girl, by the way. Mic and cam each night.

Anyway, just do the right thing and don't lie, and make sure she has a mic and cam. ;)[/QUOTE]

See, that's what bugs me about this...
you seem to be happy about it, but the tone of what you're saying still smacks somewhat of desperation. I really don't know if you can exrocise that from the converstation or not, but it still lingers on.
 
Hm, I met my fiance online, but we happened to live a 5 minute walk from each other, so I call it fate. Also he established who I was through my journal and found me through yahoo members directory search, he had just moved down and wanted to find a friend with similar interests near him.
And yes, I'm such a gold-digger seeing that neither of us drive a car... all us women just want a man with money :/sarcasm:
 
[quote name='GameDude']Also note, my cousin met his wife online and my other cousin is getting married to a babe from the internet.[/QUOTE]

aren't you the one who said strippers and porn stars are disgusting because they sell their bodies?

babe from the internet must mean interesting and captivating person who my cousin will share the world with... right? right?

btw, cute avatar, "babes" love that kinda stuff. I do pretty well with tiny tight shorts and my dick hanging out the bottom at the mall...
 
[quote name='JSweeney']See, that's what bugs me about this...
you seem to be happy about it, but the tone of what you're saying still smacks somewhat of desperation. I really don't know if you can exrocise that from the converstation or not, but it still lingers on.[/QUOTE]

Uh... Sweeney... You do remember the extent of which you have fawned over a certain selection of female members right? Didn't that sort of reek of desparation? :razz: ;)
 
[quote name='Kayden']Uh... Sweeney... You do remember the extent of which you have fawned over a certain selection of female members right? Didn't that sort of reek of desparation? :razz: ;)[/QUOTE]
I don't think Sweeney was fawning.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Believe it or not, that was all one solid, continuous thought. I didn't even have to stop typing to think about it.[/QUOTE]

That was obvious to me, it was a horrid run-on sentence.

:p
 
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