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I wasn't sure what of my rarities you'd like best, so I just kind of guessed. I kicked myself for forgetting some De La Soul stuff. Let me know what you think.
 
[quote name='Brak']Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland looks really, really shitty to me.[/QUOTE]
Normally I'm all over Burton's cock, but I had been looking forward to Alice for so long and I'm sure this movie has something to do with the delays of the other.
 
I keep hearing about Torchlight and I completely forgot what game that was until I looked it up. I've been meaning to pick it up as soon as it was cheap.

EDIT: Queued up on Steam.
 
The Onion couldn't have done this better.

Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that "to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait."

"After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?" Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.

As to whether Mr. Jonas' bride agreed with his "that's it?" assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, "That's what she said."
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/married-jonas-brother-say_b_401769.html
 
I was listening to NPR earlier and they were dissecting It's a Wonderful Life. I never thought about it, but the movie really shouldn't have turned out the way it did.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']I was listening to NPR earlier and they were dissecting It's a Wonderful Life. I never thought about it, but the movie really shouldn't have turned out the way it did.[/QUOTE]

You mean in terms of plot or as a product?
 
Why leave out this part of the quote:

My girlfriend was molested by a family on more than one occasion as a young girl and as such has some very severe intimacy issues.
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I said "WOW" really loud when I read that.

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Also, fuck christmas.
 
I smoked a blunt when I found out I was being let go since I felt like driving off a bridge. I am not sure how many times I can get away with it though.

I am an asshole and annoying sometimes, sorry.
 
If it makes you feel any better, NPR ran a pretty long interview with Terry Gilliam a day or two ago, flowery. I'm not going to lie, I was really embarrassed when I realized that he wasn't British. :oops:
 
You've been like a big ball of negative energy since you graduated. That shit just isn't healthy. I miss the flowery that would rave about [insert 90's band here] instead of this bitter doppelganger.
 
It was deceiving him being a part of Monty Python. He is a British citizen now though. He renounced his US citizenship.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']You mean in terms of plot or as a product?[/QUOTE]
The plot. They were talking about how he should have gone to jail even though he got the money back.

Of course if they remade the movie today, the bank would have just gotten a bailout.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']If it makes you feel any better, NPR ran a pretty long interview with Terry Gilliam a day or two ago, flowery. I'm not going to lie, I was really embarrassed when I realized that he wasn't British. :oops:[/QUOTE]
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[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Mike Myers isn't much of anything, really.[/QUOTE]
Seems like a lot of SNL people are only good in pairs. Meyers and Carvey, Farley and Spade, even Aykroyd was his best with Belushi.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']Seems like a lot of SNL people are only good in pairs. Meyers and Carvey, Farley and Spade, even Aykroyd was his best with Belushi.[/QUOTE]

Glad it's not that way with Adam Sandler. Even if Rob Schneider is in just about everyone of his movies.
 
[quote name='JolietJake']Seems like a lot of SNL people are only good in pairs. Meyers and Carvey, Farley and Spade, even Aykroyd was his best with Belushi.[/QUOTE]

Some of them are able to stand alone though... somewhat.
 
[quote name='craven_fiend']It's always good to see a thankful kid. I'd rather see more of them, but they seem to be a myth. Hopefully my kids are grateful when they get to that age.[/QUOTE]
I have a little stinker in my 2nd grade group (keeps getting suspended off the bus for fighting) but when he came up to me and thanked me for an almanac I gave him and gave me a hug, I just melted. Little imp, he'll be back to no good in January I'm sure. :lol:
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Some of them are able to stand alone though... somewhat.[/QUOTE]
Eddie Murphy could, back before he decided to only do family friendly crap. Adam Sandler seems to have an entire posse of people he uses in his movies.
 
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