If you vote for McCain this November....

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Your voting for a 2nd rate politician that couldn't even beat Bush for the nod in 2000! This guy was better left POW as his policies are MIA!
 
Saw a piece on how he dumped his first wife whe he got back from vietnam because she was all fucked up from a bad car accident. soon he married filthy rich Cindy and her family put jon on a career in politics. One nice difference between Obama and Mccain, Obama is self made.

bush was nasty to Mccain. Starting rumors that he was gay and gone crazy from the torture, maybe he did go crazy and thats why he keeps on forgetting what he's said in the past.
 
[quote name='homeland']One nice difference between Obama and Mccain, Obama is self made.
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Obama? Self-made? Are you really naive enough to believe that any politician who becomes prominent on the national stage is truly self-made? One pretty much has to sell his or her soul to the devil for that privelage and Obama is no different... he's just packaged differently so that he seems more palatable.
 
[quote name='BigT']Obama? Self-made? Are you really naive enough to believe that any politician who becomes prominent on the national stage is truly self-made? One pretty much has to sell his or her soul to the devil for that privelage and Obama is no different... he's just packaged differently so that he seems more palatable.[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of an email someone forwarded to me today:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old
Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the
doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic
got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country
road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he
doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up
there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb asses put him up there to
begin with.'
 
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[quote name='thrustbucket']Reminds me of an email someone forwarded to me today:


The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he
doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up
there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb asses put him up there to
begin with.'
[/quote]



such stunning incite into the American Political system. Did Reagan deserve to be there? Did second Bush? Did even Clinton? Really there is no other job like president. You could be senator, govenor, general, etc, your whole life and still the presidency is totally different can of worms. To act like Obama is not ready or shouldnt be there, does McCain really deserve to be there. He is a man who pretends to be a maverick but his voting record is right in line with his party. Sadly he was the best of the stooges that were running for the GOP. McCain having a well connected father inlaw helped him get elected in the first place. He has a hard enough time remembering the difference between Sunni and Shia, and you think somehow he knows what he is doing up there? Ohh and you gotta wonder what kind of dumb asses chose Methuselah as leader of the pack.
 
That doesn't apply to Obama, that applies to the whole election system, all because we somehow believe that the decisions of millions of uninformed, ignorant, and sometimes party blind Americans is the best decision making system we can come up with.

It's about as effective as the old idea of "How could millions and millions of smokers be wrong?"

~HotShotX


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old
Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the
doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic
got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country
road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top,
that's a post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he
doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up
there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb asses put him up there to
begin with.'
 
Here's how the voting goes for the most part: white people will vote for McCain, and everyone else will vote for Obama. (So basically yeah, America is voting based on their moronic peers, making any election retarded in every way possible.) But, since I'm white, I going to support McCain the same way you supported Obama, with a stupid ass comment. So:

Don't vote for Obama because he won't put his hand over his heart during the Pledge of Allegiance.

Honestly, shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about your opinion, and even if we did, there's no way to extract your opinion from such a dumbass statement.
 
McCain is awesome. His wife stole drugs from her own charity. That's the kind of entrepreneurial spirit I want to see in the White House.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']McCain is awesome. His wife stole drugs from her own charity. That's the kind of entrepreneurial spirit I want to see in the White House.[/quote]Why should what his wife did have any relevance to whether or not HE can run the country?
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Why should what his wife did have any relevance to whether or not HE can run the country?[/quote]

McCain tried to stop the reporters exposing his wife.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Why should what his wife did have any relevance to whether or not HE can run the country?[/quote]
Maybe she has the balls in the relationship. :lol:
 
[quote name='Access_Denied']Here's how the voting goes for the most part: white people will vote for McCain, and everyone else will vote for Obama. [/quote]



Thats ignorant.
 
[quote name='VanillaGorilla']Why should what his wife did have any relevance to whether or not HE can run the country?[/QUOTE]

Oh, I wasn't saying it does matter. If you encounter McCain's complete (admitted!) ignorance on economic matters, his obliviousness towards the nuances of middle eastern culture (pretty critical considering the state of the world today), his flip-flopping on tax cuts and his promise to further extend them - his completely absurd and foolish plans to fix health care by implementing the same "savings account" nonsense Bush proposed three-five years ago and wasn't a good idea then...

...if you get beyond all that and still think that McCain is potentially a good idea to run this country, his wife's felony-level offenses aren't going to deter you from thinking of his viability. Likewise, it's not something that's needed when you consider all the other perfectly valid reasons to think he's an incompetent blithering idiot who isn't qualified for the seat.

but that said, I thought we were in the "petty/empty things to say about candidates" thread. Like we were FOX News all of a sudden.
 
[quote name='sonicfreak5']Thats ignorant.[/quote]

Not really, because for the most part, whites are republican, and minorities are democrat. Yes in the last few elections we have had some changes, but it's still pretty much this way. However, in the next two or three, we could see this change all together.
 
[quote name='Access_Denied']Not really, because for the most part, whites are republican, and minorities are democrat. Yes in the last few elections we have had some changes, but it's still pretty much this way. However, in the next two or three, we could see this change all together.[/QUOTE]

That's not true at all. A person would have to be pretty closed minded to make such a generalization. It's more about income than it is race.
 
[quote name='Koggit']That's not true at all. A person would have to be pretty closed minded to make such a generalization. It's more about income than it is race.[/quote]

I thought that was an interesting statement so I did some quick googling.

According to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Household_income_in_the_United_States#Race : Asian Americans make the most $ on average followed by whites.
Then looking at this: http://www.apiavote.org/2004ExitPollResults.htm : Asians, on average across the US, voted for Kerry over Bush but look to historically have voted Republican. So while it's nice to see that they weren't as deceived by Bush as the national average they still look to be Republican leaning.

Wasn't expecting to find that when I went looking for it. Yay internets.
 
[quote name='lbradeen']I thought that was an interesting statement so I did some quick googling.

According to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Household_income_in_the_United_States#Race : Asian Americans make the most $ on average followed by whites.
Then looking at this: http://www.apiavote.org/2004ExitPollResults.htm : Asians, on average across the US, voted for Kerry over Bush but look to historically have voted Republican. So while it's nice to see that they weren't as deceived by Bush as the national average they still look to be Republican leaning.

Wasn't expecting to find that when I went looking for it. Yay internets.[/QUOTE]

I started looking at some stats and come across the funniest thing...

http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pages/results/states/US/P/00/epolls.0.html

VOTE IF ONLY BUSH AND KERRY WERE RUNNING
1% of voters said they would not have voted at all if that were case -- and of that 1% of voters, 29% of them voted for Bush, 38% for Kerry, and only 11% for Nader... haha... what the hell? Of the people who would have REFUSED to vote when limited to choose between only Bush and Kerry, nearly 70% voted for either Bush or Kerry! haha...
 
Let me complete the sentence.

"If you vote for McCain this November....

then you'll be saving Diebold the effort of flipping your vote."
 
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