If you would NEVER get caught, what's the most SERIOUS CRIME you'd ever commit?

[cleaver]

Rob a bank, but not just any bank, but like a Die Hard bank.

 

[dastly75]

Eat stupid people and then rape a bunch of people.

This thread is a disturbing look into our true desires....I like it.

 

[Stoneage]

I haven't read the whole thread, but I'd have to say I'd try to go one day without looking in the mirror and thinking, "Kurt, you're so damn sexy it's a crime!" Not doing that for one day would be a crime, for sure!

j/k

 

[smalien1]

I'd post spam on CAG

 

[jetblac]

I aint going to front... you are talking about not gettiing caught... i would rob banks.

 

[Xevious]

[quote name='Esper'] Drive a monster truck over houses and cars, just for the hell of it.[/QUOTE]


Damn...thats a good one.

Ok. I am changing my answer. I am going to drive a Monster truck over a bunch of boy bands.

[quote name='jimbo12457']Id do the presidents wife!!![/QUOTE]

How about giving her a Dirty Sanchez?

 

[mrpotatohed]

Seriously? I would kill every human being on the entire planet. Once I was assured that the last human was dead, I would do myself in. We ed this planet up enough...

I suppose, however, that it is more a matter of feasibility rather than a fear of being prosecuted. That is another topic entirely.

So to stay on topic, if I couldn't kill everyone, I would probably just play "Gone in 60 Seconds" for real.

 

[evilmax17]

[quote name='mrpotatohed']Seriously? I would kill every human being on the entire planet. Once I was assured that the last human was dead, I would do myself in. We ed this planet up enough...

I suppose, however, that it is more a matter of feasibility rather than a fear of being prosecuted. That is another topic entirely.

So to stay on topic, if I couldn't kill everyone, I would probably just play "Gone in 60 Seconds" for real.[/QUOTE]

This post is a lot funnier if you picture it being read by an actual Mr. Potatohead doll.

 

[BigSpoonyBard]

let's just say it would involve the white house

 

[mrpotatohed]

[quote name='evilmax17']This post is a lot funnier if you picture it being read by an actual Mr. Potatohead doll.[/QUOTE]

Potatos will rule the world!

 

[Scahom1]

I would blow up MTV headquarters.

 

[Graystone]

I would go to a strip mall or regular mall and clean them out (they must have a car dealership as well in the mall). and the stuff I did not want I would flip on ebay.

I know I would go bomb fishing. just take some cartoon TNT bundles with the clock on them and chuck them into the water.

I am saying I would do this, then the time would come and my damned morals would get in the way and not let me.

 

[Will]

I would beat the shit outta my dad for all the abuse he put me and my family through.

 

[Romeo104K]

Purify the South of all Republicans, and carry a katana with me everywhere i go.