If Your Woman Was Cheating.

Make sure they both saw me and then I'd turn around and leave. Then the anticipation of what my crazy ass is gonna do to them will eat them alive until I decide what to do. They might even kill themselves rather than have me do it for them.
 
Well if you kill em on the spot you can plead voluntary manslaughter and only get 10 years. Best way to be able to nearly get away with murder.
 
Throw glitter on them and shout "Hahaha, WHO ARE THE LOSERS NOW?!"

Then I'd race to my EBGames, steal their magazine rack, race back home, put it up in the bedroom... and then kick it over, and run out laughing.
 
[quote name='btw1217']Throw glitter on them and shout "Hahaha, WHO ARE THE LOSERS NOW?!"

Then I'd race to my EBGames, steal their magazine rack, race back home, put it up in the bedroom... and then kick it over, and run out laughing.[/QUOTE]

The glitter part was gay but the Magazine Rack made me laugh a little.
 
Well, if you kill the dude, you may be able to testify that you thought that he was an intruder and raping your girlfriend. Especially if you don't know the guy. And especially especially if she's really enjoying it and screaming because he fucks her in ways that you've never dreamed.

Wait, this didn't/isn't going to happen soon to you so you're getting advice on what to do before purposely walking in on them and I've just become accessory to a future murder, right?:whistle2:k
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']The glitter part was gay but the Magazine Rack made me laugh a little.[/QUOTE]

Hey, I'll take what I can get.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Make sure they both saw me and then I'd turn around and leave. Then the anticipation of what my crazy ass is gonna do to them will eat them alive until I decide what to do. They might even kill themselves rather than have me do it for them.[/quote]

'Nuff said. Thread over. That said, I'd never be foolish enough to have just one gf. Nobody's worth going to jail over or even getting upset about. It's beneath me. If she wants to fcuk around let her, karma will bite her in the ass someday - a terminal vd or a shitfcuk ton of kids she doesn't want & living off food stamps because the guy she cheated with left her old saggy body for another pretty young thing & no child support. It's inevitable.
 
[quote name='thespillcanvas']I'd burst into tears, then I'd go home and cry my self to sleep while listening to Hawthorne Heights. :cry:[/quote]
I would do everything that he said except listening to Hawthorne Heights ill just be listening to .997 the hits channel instead. :cry:

Actually I would go look at jaykrue's tips for getting the ladies and find a new one once I get my confidence back.
 
[quote name='assassinX']I would do everything that he said except listening to Hawthorne Heights ill just be listening to .997 the hits channel instead. :cry:[/quote]
Don't forget to make a plan for "revenge" that you'll never use. ;)
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Wait, this didn't/isn't going to happen soon to you so you're getting advice on what to do before purposely walking in on them and I've just become accessory to a future murder, right?:whistle2:k[/QUOTE]......No......No, of course not.
 
[quote name='thespillcanvas']I'd burst into tears, then I'd go home and cry my self to sleep while listening to Hawthorne Heights. :cry:[/QUOTE]This is if you're already home and you saw this.
 
[quote name='thespillcanvas']I'd burst into tears, then I'd go home to my car and cry my self to sleep while listening to Hawthorne Heights. :cry:[/quote]
This was saracasm, by the way.
 
Absolutely nothing. I'd just walk away and never talk to her again. Don't have the desire to dwell on stuff anymore. I suppose it would be more complicated if I had a wife or a wife and kids. In that case, I'd do just about the same thing, except you better believe that bitch isn't touching my money or kids.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']This is why I stick to corpses, you never have to worry about them cheating on you.[/QUOTE]

I'm not going to tell you why you are wrong, but you are wrong.

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WHY IS EVERYONE STARING AT ME?
 
Tell her you love her, and will always remember the way her eyes lit up when she laughed at your corny jokes.




Then light the house on fire and barricade the door from the inside, but not before wiping all your prints, opening a window for your escape,(because murder/suicide is sooo like last decade), and buy the local homeless man a bottle of scotch in return for telling the police you gave him a ride to the bus station.

But thats just off the top of my head.

(BTW, sinclair lewis is a worthless douchebag.


...just sayin')

V
 
[quote name='jaykrue']'That said, I'd never be foolish enough to have just one gf.[/QUOTE]
... then wouldn't you... be doing the same thing as your girlfriend who is in bed with another man..? :whistle2:s
 
I'd do one of two things:

A. I'd be speechless, hurt, and heartbroken. I'd probably stand there stunned and not knowing what to do. After a moment I'd leave and the next time I would see her or speak to her it would be to announce the relationship dead.

-or-

B. I'd become so pissed I'd go ape-shit. I'd be yelling and throwing shit all over the room and probably start talking aloud about where I last put my gun. Would I hurt them? Most likely not, but they'd be scared. Then after I left or they ran off, I'd probably go through most (if not all) of the actions in "A."
 
I would instantly jump on the dude and knock his nose into his head. Then I would give the girl the finger and walk out. Definitely never talk to that bitch again.
 
What I don't understand is why the hostility is generally always sent towards the man. Unless he knew you, he may not have even known she had a girlfriend. The woman is the one who is totally wrong in the situation, and the man is more of an accomplise.
 
[quote name='munch']What I don't understand is why the hostility is generally always sent towards the man. Unless he knew you, he may not have even known she had a girlfriend. The woman is the one who is totally wrong in the situation, and the man is more of an accomplise.[/QUOTE]

Cause girls know ways to manipulate us even when they are hurting us.
 
[quote name='the3rdkey']Cause girls know ways to manipulate us even when they are hurting us.[/quote]
If I ever find my girlfriend cheating on me, will you impale her on your helmet for me?
 
I would reconcile. Then plan a nice romantic weekend...the whole 10 yards. Make sure you use her monies to pay for it. Then when it came time for the intamacy...buttsecks! Drill her so hard that she wouldn't be able to sit for a week. Then dump her a$$.
 
[quote name='thespillcanvas']If I ever find my girlfriend cheating on me, will you impale her on your helmet for me?[/QUOTE]

I wish I still had my helmet. If I did I would flip her upside down on the top of my head for massive damage.
 
March them both out onto the street. Lock the door. Maybe call the cops on a public indecency charge. Get on with life. Anything else is expending too much effort.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']Shoot the dog, and say "She died for your sins". Leave.[/QUOTE]

Classic!
 
Keyloggers help in this situation.. it happenned to me with a g/f that I lived with 4 years ago. I had a job that kept me traveling up and down the east coast (from NC to Orlando FL) during the week, and left a keylogger on my PC that would email the logs daily. I found out about it and made plans to move out 3 months later (which I did, while she was at work one day). I printed off all the logs, and left a note saying that if she ever attempted to contact me again that they'd be mailed to her parents and principle @ her school.

It's why I advocate couples living together prior to marriage. You really find out how psycho the significant other is without having to go through a divorce. As Chris Rock said.. when you love a mother fucker, you have to love the crust of a mother fucker.. and you see it all when you live with someone.
 
Be a pathetic loser and post about it on a gaming message board.

LOL- that happend to my wife and myself when her ex broke up with her and I swept in for the rebound a week later. He walked in on us because they were sharing an apartment and thought she'd be at work- but I was helping her move- but when he walked in, we were- um, busy. He wanted to do something but when I jumped up and was pumped up and on adrenaline and ready to kick his ass- he didn't say a damn thing and left.

He broke up with her because he got some other chick pregnant- and she was upset and pissed about it and we hooked up a week later and ended up getting married 3 years after dating. Karma's a bitch son- you sure you didn't do something to deserve it?
 
[quote name='jaykrue']'Nuff said. Thread over. That said, I'd never be foolish enough to have just one gf. Nobody's worth going to jail over or even getting upset about. It's beneath me. If she wants to fcuk around let her, karma will bite her in the ass someday - a terminal vd or a shitfcuk ton of kids she doesn't want & living off food stamps because the guy she cheated with left her old saggy body for another pretty young thing & no child support. It's inevitable.[/QUOTE]


You would never be foolish enough to have just one gf but karma will bite her because she screwed around? Uh yeah....
 
I'd probably just walk downstairs and make myself a nice plate of turkey tetrazinni (sp?). That would pretty much make me forget anything that had happened.
 
thats why i always make sure to have backup in the form or pics or videos on any gf or w.e

If i ever catch something like that you bess believe im gonna make her look like a ho to the world
 
I would do nothing. The relationship would be over with zero chance of "getting past it" or whatever. OK, I wouldn't do nothing - I'd spend the next year or so having guilt-free sex with girls 10 years younger than me before even thinking about another relationship. There are so many chicks out there that there's no sense in doing something stupid. I guess being married with a kid complicates things a bit but I'd still be out and never look back - and I'd fight like hell for full custody.
 
[quote name='captainfrizo']I'd do one of two things:

A. I'd be speechless, hurt, and heartbroken. I'd probably stand there stunned and not knowing what to do. After a moment I'd leave and the next time I would see her or speak to her it would be to announce the relationship dead.
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If I was really into the girl, then yeah I would be speechless and shocked. If I was sober, I would simply walk away and seek help from my friends (No doubt, they will tell me to dump that bitch and I would do that because I know its the right thing to do).

If I had a few beers in me, things might be different; It would be harder to restrain myself. I recall one time I was living in a college dorm and my roommate decided to play a practical joke on me. I came home from the bars after a night of heavy drinking only to discover my bed was missing. My roommate and few other people hid it in the emergency fire escape.

The next thing I remember, I woke up and my roommate was missing. I went to breakfast and some people told me that I punched out my roommate and he was scared of me. Honestly, I didnt remember a damn thing. I was really wasted that night.
 
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