I'm done

[Trakan]

Is there not one safe smiley???

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'] Obviously what I did wasn't quality....[/quote]

Good enough for the 50 spot, and that's all you can really ask. :lol:

 

[FriskyTanuki]

[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'] Obviously what I did wasn't quality....[/quote]

Yeah, you're the bar for those of us that want to get higher up on the list.

 

[opportunity777]

If morbid is the low of the low, I know I can make it if I try real hard.

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

[quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'] Obviously what I did wasn't quality....[/quote]

Yeah, you're the bar for those of us that want to get higher up on the list.[/quote]

I didn't even try though

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'] Obviously what I did wasn't quality....[/quote]

Good enough for the 50 spot, and that's all you can really ask. :lol:[/quote]

Somebodys jealous they aren't on the list........IKIK

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

[quote name='opportunity777']If morbid is the low of the low, I know I can make it if I try real hard.[/quote]

I'd suggest doing some stretching exercises first, primarily in the jaw area. In fact it may help if you just dislocate the damn thing now and get it over with.

Also you might look into getting your tonsils out if you've still got them, they tend to bruise and swell after an experience with The Horse.

 

[opportunity777]

I may need to get an iron lung too because there's no way you can breath with that thing halfway down your spine.

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='opportunity777']If morbid is the low of the low, I know I can make it if I try real hard.[/quote]

I'd suggest doing some stretching exercises first, primarily in the jaw area. In fact it may help if you just dislocate the damn thing now and get it over with.

Also you might look into getting your tonsils out if you've still got them, they tend to bruise and swell after an experience with The Horse.[/quote]

My jaw is STLLL sore!

 

[opportunity777]

I think I'm going to buy something special for morbid's Xmas:

http://www.astroglide.com/

It will help him ease it in smooth and gently 8) ... not rough and harsh like before .

 

[Trakan]

Don't forget eye drops.

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][/quote]

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

:lol: Wow a continuation from last night! Damn this is some hilarious shit!

I talked to Zl and he thinks its funny as hell.

 

[shrike4242]

[quote name='opportunity777']I think I'm going to buy something special for morbid's Xmas:

http://www.astroglide.com/

It will help him ease it in smooth and gently 8) ... not rough and harsh like before .[/quote]

Might need some anti-depressants as well. Probably some Valium to let him sleep off the injuries.

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

 

[opportunity777]

You might want one of these too:

http://www.dentagard.com/

So you won't get your teeth knocked out

Otherwise you may be looking like this :?

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

nice one....reminds me, i got to take a shower.

 

[shrike4242]

So, as it stands, membership on the list needs the following:

1) No gag reflex.
2) Surgical jaw modification to allow the passing of large objects past one's lips.
3) A 55 gallon drum of Astroglide.
4) An economy-sized jar of Valium for sleeping off the pain.
5) An economy-sized jar of antidepressants AND antipsychotics for the post-swallowing issues, with a infinitely refillable perscription.
6) A lifetime of post-stress-disorder counselling.
7) An empty stomach.

I think that should cover all the issues.

 

[opportunity777]

[quote name='shrike4242']So, as it stands, membership on the list needs the following:

1) No gag reflex.
2) Surgical jaw modification to allow the passing of large objects past one's lips.
3) A 55 gallon drum of Astroglide.
4) An economy-sized jar of Valium for sleeping off the pain.
5) An economy-sized jar of antidepressants AND antipsychotics for the post-swallowing issues, with a infinitely refillable perscription.
6) A lifetime of post-stress-disorder counselling.
7) An empty stomach.

I think that should cover all the issues.[/quote]



Don't forget the dentagard!!! Do you know how much it costs to get a tooth implanted??

Maybe someone should make the above a sticky thread using ZL's horse juices?

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

[quote name='shrike4242']So, as it stands, membership on the list needs the following:

1) No gag reflex.
2) Surgical jaw modification to allow the passing of large objects past one's lips.
3) A 55 gallon drum of Astroglide.
4) An economy-sized jar of Valium for sleeping off the pain.
5) An economy-sized jar of antidepressants AND antipsychotics for the post-swallowing issues, with a infinitely refillable perscription.
6) A lifetime of post-stress-disorder counselling.
7) An empty stomach.

I think that should cover all the issues.[/quote]

Check, check, check, check, check, check, and check!

 

[shrike4242]

[quote name='opportunity777'][quote name='shrike4242']So, as it stands, membership on the list needs the following:

1) No gag reflex.
2) Surgical jaw modification to allow the passing of large objects past one's lips.
3) A 55 gallon drum of Astroglide.
4) An economy-sized jar of Valium for sleeping off the pain.
5) An economy-sized jar of antidepressants AND antipsychotics for the post-swallowing issues, with a infinitely refillable perscription.
6) A lifetime of post-stress-disorder counselling.
7) An empty stomach.

I think that should cover all the issues.[/quote]



Don't forget the dentagard!!! Do you know how much it costs to get a tooth implanted??

Maybe someone should make the above a sticky thread using ZL's horse juices?[/quote]

Eeeewwwww..... that gives a whole new meaning to the word "sticky".

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I guess there is no such thing as "too far" anymore.

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

This topic knows no boundaries!

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']This topic knows no boundaries![/quote]

I'm anticipating a lock before I get back sometime after 4. It was good while it lasted.

 

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Wholy shit guys, especially Morbid, this is ing hilarious.

And i'm surprised I actually got on o_o; wooooohoooooo

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

This is what happens with too much time on your hands!

No I don't have Tim on my hands!

 

[opportunity777]

deadzone, how did you get on the list??? Please tell us .. morbid has shared his secrets with us ... we need guidance!

 

[shrike4242]

[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'] This is what happens with too much tim on your hands![/quote]

Too much Tim? Were you using this Tim guy before "tackling" the ZL "issue"?

Did it start as a matter in "hands" before it went to an oral report situation?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[opportunity777]

[quote name='shrike4242'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'] This is what happens with too much tim on your hands![/quote]

Too much Tim? Were you using this Tim guy before "tackling" the ZL "issue"?

Did it start as a matter in "hands" before it went to an oral report situation?

:lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote]



Tim ... Tim Allen? Timmy from South Park?? Timothy McVeigh??? ... Tim ... who is this Tim ...

Teach me the way of Tim morbid! The check list is not good enough. I must have your knowledge to get on ZL's list!

 

[shrike4242]

[quote name='opportunity777']Tim ... Tim Allen? Timmy from South Park?? Timothy McVeigh??? ... Tim ...[/quote]

Hell, I'm pretty sure it wasn't Tiny Tim.

 

[opportunity777]

[quote name='shrike4242'][quote name='opportunity777']Tim ... Tim Allen? Timmy from South Park?? Timothy McVeigh??? ... Tim ...[/quote]

Hell, I'm pretty sure it wasn't Tiny Tim. [/quote]

 

[FriskyTanuki]

Maybe it's Tim Duncan, he's a pretty big guy.

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

 

[opportunity777]

[quote name='CrashSpyro123']Maybe it's Tim Duncan, he's a pretty big guy.[/quote]



The Big Fundamental + Morbid ='s then :x afterwards and finally

 

[FriskyTanuki]

[quote name='opportunity777'][quote name='CrashSpyro123']Maybe it's Tim Duncan, he's a pretty big guy.[/quote]



The Big Fundamental + Morbid ='s then :x afterwards and finally [/quote]

Don't forget .

 

[opportunity777]

[quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='opportunity777'][quote name='CrashSpyro123']Maybe it's Tim Duncan, he's a pretty big guy.[/quote]



The Big Fundamental + Morbid ='s then :x afterwards and finally [/quote]

Don't forget .[/quote]



Yeah I would be drooling Tim Duncan's man juices if I had to take him on

 

[Mookyjooky]

[quote name='whiteboy'][/quote]and i think weve lost alot of cool regulars because of assholes(nick, WSB, etc...) and retards(mostly help1 and the occasional theif)

Big Nick and WSB? i don't think so, they barely even post anymore (compared to how the did long ago) . Scorch is the worst, every topic on the front page is ruined by him.

Thank you thank you thank you....I thought I was the only one who noticed this....Scorch and Scrubking are some of the reasons I dont come here that much anymore.

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

I'm scared!

 

[opportunity777]

I'm scared too ....... hold my hand ....

 

[Ledhed]

[quote name='opportunity777']I'm scared too ....... hold my hand ....[/quote]

Don't worry guys, everything will be ok. Now, everyone hold hands.

 

[opportunity777]

morbid keeps trying to touch me in bad places ...

 

[shrike4242]

[quote name='Ledhed'][quote name='opportunity777']I'm scared too ....... hold my hand ....[/quote]

Don't worry guys, everything will be ok. Now, everyone hold hands.


[/quote]

That was to hold HANDS, not something else. :lol:

 

[Scrubking]

[quote name='Mookyjooky'][quote name='whiteboy'][/quote]and i think weve lost alot of cool regulars because of assholes(nick, WSB, etc...) and retards(mostly help1 and the occasional theif)

Big Nick and WSB? i don't think so, they barely even post anymore (compared to how the did long ago) . Scorch is the worst, every topic on the front page is ruined by him.

Thank you thank you thank you....I thought I was the only one who noticed this....Scorch and Scrubking are some of the reasons I dont come here that much anymore.[/quote]

I find this hilarious. I hardly post anymore and suddenly I'm the reason for someone not wanting to be here. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyway, my post record speaks for itself.

 

[WhipSmartBanky]

[quote name='Scrubking'][quote name='Mookyjooky'][quote name='whiteboy'][/quote]and i think weve lost alot of cool regulars because of assholes(nick, WSB, etc...) and retards(mostly help1 and the occasional theif)

Big Nick and WSB? i don't think so, they barely even post anymore (compared to how the did long ago) . Scorch is the worst, every topic on the front page is ruined by him.

Thank you thank you thank you....I thought I was the only one who noticed this....Scorch and Scrubking are some of the reasons I dont come here that much anymore.[/quote]

I find this hilarious. I hardly post anymore and suddenly I'm the reason for someone not wanting to be here. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyway, my post record speaks for itself.[/quote]

You've got the power! You've got the touch!

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']This topic knows no boundaries![/quote]

I'm anticipating a lock before I get back sometime after 4. It was good while it lasted.[/quote]

Guess I was wrong. Hooray for beastiality!

 

[MorbidAngel4Life]

 

[Zenithian Legend]

Your nominations have been accepted:

1. WhipSmartBanky
1. WSB
1. WhipSmart
1. Banky
2. Moxio
3. BigNick
4. JSweeney
5. ScrubKing
6. CaseyRyback
7. CheapyD
8. Neko Hime
9. RichD1
10. NintendoFanGirl
11. x0thedeadzone0x
12. Reality's Fringe
13. Trakan
14. Admiral Ackbar
15. SneakyPenguin
16. Defender
17. Ledhed
18. Zenithian Legend
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47.
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50. MorbidAngel4Life

Almost brings a tear to my eye, "oh to be loved, to be loved"

 

[rockhero]

I have a theory that this entire thing is a scheme by the real CAG secret society (which has existed without us knowing since the beginning of the internet) to form a not quite so secret society in order to divert attention from their group.

Discuss.

 

[sblymnlcrymnl]

[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Your nominations have been accepted:

1. WhipSmartBanky
1. WSB
1. WhipSmart
1. Banky
2. Moxio
3. BigNick
4. JSweeney
5. ScrubKing
6. CaseyRyback
7. CheapyD
8. Neko Hime
9. RichD1
10. NintendoFanGirl
11. x0thedeadzone0x
12. Reality's Fringe
13. Trakan
14. Admiral Ackbar
15. SneakyPenguin
16. Defender
17. Ledhed
18. Zenithian Legend
19.
20.
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25.
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27.
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50. MorbidAngel4Life

Almost brings a tear to my eye, "oh to be loved, to be loved"[/quote]

I nominate myself, if it hasn't been done yet [-o< (praying directly to The Horse)

 

[zionoverfire]

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='Zenithian Legend']Your nominations have been accepted:

1. WhipSmartBanky
1. WSB
1. WhipSmart
1. Banky
2. Moxio
3. BigNick
4. JSweeney
5. ScrubKing
6. CaseyRyback
7. CheapyD
8. Neko Hime
9. RichD1
10. NintendoFanGirl
11. x0thedeadzone0x
12. Reality's Fringe
13. Trakan
14. Admiral Ackbar
15. SneakyPenguin
16. Defender
17. Ledhed
18. Zenithian Legend
19.
20.
21.
22.
23.
24.
25.
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27.
28.
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50. MorbidAngel4Life

Almost brings a tear to my eye, "oh to be loved, to be loved"[/quote]

I nominate myself, if it hasn't been done yet [-o< (praying directly to The Horse)[/quote]

Well I'll nominate you, but only for #49, Morbid needs some company.