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[quote name='opportunity777']Kissing the horse's ass won't get you on the list sblymnl[/quote]

Like hell it won't.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='opportunity777']I think every post I make is dropping my post "quality" count .... looks like no matter how much jaw dropping I do for ZL I will never make the list ... :dunce:[/quote]

Maybe so, and maybe ZL has a different definition for "quality".[/quote]

This topic is starting to get a little too homo-erotic...

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:rofl: I guess there is no such thing as "too far" anymore.[/quote]

Hey, the list stops at 50
 
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[quote name='opportunity777']Can we get back on topic and start talking about horse penises again?[/quote]


NoooOOoooooooOOOOooooOOO!!!! ARGH THE HUMANITY


OH THE EQUINE HORROR!
 
[quote name='opportunity777']Can we get back on topic and start talking about horse penises again?[/quote]

me and these two girls in my BIO class have a running joke about a woman who gave oral sex to a horse, had it shoot a load in her mouth, and while she threw up kept wacking off the horse.

Whenever the tension needs to be broken, I always act like I am throwing up and wacking off the horse. Gets a laugh almost every time
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='opportunity777']Can we get back on topic and start talking about horse penises again?[/quote]

me and these two girls in my BIO class have a running joke about a woman who gave oral sex to a horse, had it shoot a load in her mouth, and while she threw up kept wacking off the horse.

Whenever the tension needs to be broken, I always act like I am throwing up and wacking off the horse. Gets a laugh almost every time[/quote]

:rofl: That's classic.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='opportunity777']Can we get back on topic and start talking about horse penises again?[/quote]

me and these two girls in my BIO class have a running joke about a woman who gave oral sex to a horse, had it shoot a load in her mouth, and while she threw up kept wacking off the horse.

Whenever the tension needs to be broken, I always act like I am throwing up and wacking off the horse. Gets a laugh almost every time[/quote]

I saw some of that Gilligans Island show on TIVO tonight.... the only part I saw.. and this is totally true was a discussion between the two millionaire couples.. one of the ladies (the snotty one) talked about people having sex with animals... and not just any animals but SNAKES... now I've heard of alot of weird stuff..but snakes??
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='opportunity777']Can we get back on topic and start talking about horse penises again?[/quote]

me and these two girls in my BIO class have a running joke about a woman who gave oral sex to a horse, had it shoot a load in her mouth, and while she threw up kept wacking off the horse.

Whenever the tension needs to be broken, I always act like I am throwing up and wacking off the horse. Gets a laugh almost every time[/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='opportunity777']Can we get back on topic and start talking about horse penises again?[/quote]

me and these two girls in my BIO class have a running joke about a woman who gave oral sex to a horse, had it shoot a load in her mouth, and while she threw up kept wacking off the horse.

Whenever the tension needs to be broken, I always act like I am throwing up and wacking off the horse. Gets a laugh almost every time[/quote]

:rofl: That's classic.[/quote]

It all started from us being told by this guy before a test, and I usually make sure to bust it out every test day since it is so funny


and on the snake thing, would it be because the Snake can suck really well, or does he like it to nibble it?
 
[quote name='Trakan'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='opportunity777']Can we get back on topic and start talking about horse penises again?[/quote]

me and these two girls in my BIO class have a running joke about a woman who gave oral sex to a horse, had it shoot a load in her mouth, and while she threw up kept wacking off the horse.

Whenever the tension needs to be broken, I always act like I am throwing up and wacking off the horse. Gets a laugh almost every time[/quote]

:rofl:[/quote]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='Lootr2Core'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='opportunity777']Can we get back on topic and start talking about horse penises again?[/quote]

me and these two girls in my BIO class have a running joke about a woman who gave oral sex to a horse, had it shoot a load in her mouth, and while she threw up kept wacking off the horse.

Whenever the tension needs to be broken, I always act like I am throwing up and wacking off the horse. Gets a laugh almost every time[/quote]

I saw some of that Gilligans Island show on TIVO tonight.... the only part I saw.. and this is totally true was a discussion between the two millionaire couples.. one of the ladies (the snotty one) talked about people having sex with animals... and not just any animals but SNAKES... now I've heard of alot of weird stuff..but snakes??[/quote]

I saw that, I think it's just weird for her to bring that up unprovoked.
 
I want ANY spot above morbid ... since that means I'm not the bottom of the barrel :)

Snakes are good because they can crawl into your open orifices and move around in there ... very fulfilling ... at least I've heard .............
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I nominate sblymnl as well.[/quote]

Thanks. I hope he's saving that 49 spot for me.[/quote]

Yeah, the official post whore should be on the list. Though there's probably not much room for a dancing tanuki with a gifted sack.
 
[quote name='Lootr2Core']but a snake? I just don't get it.. (and please don't draw a picture, maybe deep down I don't WANT to get it)[/quote]

I do not get it either, but it sounds pretty funny.

Also is that Gilligan's Island show any good, I watched Law and Order instead ( I am always watching Law and Order)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I nominate sblymnl as well.[/quote]

Thanks. I hope he's saving that 49 spot for me.[/quote]

:lol: So you can be sandwiched between me and zion?
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I nominate sblymnl as well.[/quote]

Thanks. I hope he's saving that 49 spot for me.[/quote]

Yeah, the official post whore should be on the list. Though there's probably not much room for a dancing tanuki with a gifted sack.[/quote]

There's always room for the tanuki. Always.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I nominate sblymnl as well.[/quote]

Thanks. I hope he's saving that 49 spot for me.[/quote]

:lol: So you can be sandwiched between me and zion?[/quote]

The horror!
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Lootr2Core']but a snake? I just don't get it.. (and please don't draw a picture, maybe deep down I don't WANT to get it)[/quote]

I do not get it either, but it sounds pretty funny.

Also is that Gilligan's Island show any good, I watched Law and Order instead ( I am always watching Law and Order)[/quote]

Very cheap survivor knock off with a gimick..although I thought some of the characters were fairly fun to watch.. I don't think i'll make a great effort to watch the next one.. but If I'm flipping around and come upon it, will probably watch it.
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I nominate sblymnl as well.[/quote]

Thanks. I hope he's saving that 49 spot for me.[/quote]

Yeah, the official post whore should be on the list. Though there's probably not much room for a dancing tanuki with a gifted sack.[/quote]

There's plenty of room for him. :)
 
[quote name='opportunity777']Picture of snake for lootr:

=_=-_=-_=-=@~ (_O_)

Your face during: :headache:[/quote]

ahh the horror! :shock:
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I nominate sblymnl as well.[/quote]

Thanks. I hope he's saving that 49 spot for me.[/quote]

:lol: So you can be sandwiched between me and zion?[/quote]

Exit only!
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Lootr2Core']but a snake? I just don't get it.. (and please don't draw a picture, maybe deep down I don't WANT to get it)[/quote]

I do not get it either, but it sounds pretty funny.

Also is that Gilligan's Island show any good, I watched Law and Order instead ( I am always watching Law and Order)[/quote]

I liked it, and I haven't really liked any other reality shows.
 
[quote name='Trakan'][quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']I nominate sblymnl as well.[/quote]

Thanks. I hope he's saving that 49 spot for me.[/quote]

Yeah, the official post whore should be on the list. Though there's probably not much room for a dancing tanuki with a gifted sack.[/quote]

There's plenty of room for him. :)[/quote]

I call top bunk!
 
[quote name='opportunity777']Let's make a CAG reality show where we are all stuck on an island full of virgin horses.[/quote]

how about virgin GELDING horses?
 
[quote name='opportunity777']Lootr I'm going to throw my snake at you.[/quote]

Thanks for the warning.....close all orifices.... repeat close all orifices and watertight doors. this is not a drill.
 
[quote name='opportunity777']Lootr I'm going to throw my snake at you.

After tonight sblymnl will be able to park a dump truck in his rectum.[/quote]

:shock:

No thanks.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']:rofl: I'm just messin man. I'm perfect;y straight. like a bent nail.[/quote]

Thong too tight?[/quote]

Drunk as a skunk.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life'][quote name='sblymnlcrymnl'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']:rofl: I'm just messin man. I'm perfect;y straight. like a bent nail.[/quote]

Thong too tight?[/quote]

Drunk as a skunk.[/quote]

in the trunk?
 
[quote name='opportunity777']Lootr I'm going to throw my snake at you.

After tonight sblymnl will be able to park a dump truck in his rectum.[/quote]

:puke: I doubt sblymnl swings that way. I thought his avatar was a dead giveaway. ;)
 
[quote name='Trakan'][quote name='opportunity777']Lootr I'm going to throw my snake at you.

After tonight sblymnl will be able to park a dump truck in his rectum.[/quote]

:puke: I doubt sblymnl swings that way. I thought his avatar was a dead giveaway. ;)[/quote]

Those smilies really aren't safe anymore, Trakan.

But thanks for the support. :lol:
 
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