I'm engaged!

well if it makes him feel better my husband and i dated on and off from age 14-16 and then dated exclusivly form age 16 tell we got married when I was 19 (he proposed when I was 18) and we are doing just fine been married over five years now and expecting our first child (planned). I'd say we first starting talking about getting married when i was 17 (he was 18), but he spent 2 years in the airforce before we got married (we were long distsance relationship through that, not engaged tell i was 18, 6 months before we got married, and we did go out on a few dates w/ other people while this was going on tomake certain we still wanted eachother and hadn't changed.... didn't want regrets) and I went to 2 years worth of college before we got married.... so he got his rank up so we had a half way decent income and medical before we got married.... you have to remember to think about things like that... and above all else

birth control is your friend, don't get pregnant until your ready (i know no one is ever ready but at least wait tell you can reasonably afford it).
 
Shot, I am not even ready for real dating because I am still immature and a 16 year old is getting married? Weird... haha ^.^
 
Anderson-- the pressure's on, now you HAVE to get married. CAG is willing it in to fruition.
 
[quote name='Apossum']Anderson-- the pressure's on, now you HAVE to get married. CAG is willing it in to fruition.[/QUOTE]

I can't refuse CAG. I am at it's mercy.

[quote name='auralia']well if it makes him feel better my husband and i dated on and off from age 14-16 and then dated exclusivly form age 16 tell we got married when I was 19 (he proposed when I was 18) and we are doing just fine been married over five years now and expecting our first child (planned). I'd say we first starting talking about getting married when i was 17 (he was 18), but he spent 2 years in the airforce before we got married (we were long distsance relationship through that, not engaged tell i was 18, 6 months before we got married, and we did go out on a few dates w/ other people while this was going on tomake certain we still wanted eachother and hadn't changed.... didn't want regrets) and I went to 2 years worth of college before we got married.... so he got his rank up so we had a half way decent income and medical before we got married.... you have to remember to think about things like that... and above all else

birth control is your friend, don't get pregnant until your ready (i know no one is ever ready but at least wait tell you can reasonably afford it).[/QUOTE]

Great story, thanks for sharing. And yeah, we know the wonders of birth control. It's a life saver.
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Great story, thanks for sharing. And yeah, we know the wonders of birth control. It's a life saver.[/quote]

I wish I had a way to record that "Oh my God I might be a father!" conversation that we had in Halo 2 way back when.
 
[quote name='Trakan']I wish I had a way to record that "Oh my God I might be a father!" conversation that we had in Halo 2 way back when.[/QUOTE]

Ah, the memories.
 
Let's wish him well instead of thinking he'll be another statistic.

That cycle of dating hundreds of people, thinking true love doesn't exist, divorces and separation..it's a cycle our generation should try to remedy..it seems we just make it worse.
 
love is a bunch of bullshit. I was "in love" when i was 20. 3 years later I find out she had a threesome with a married couple (the wife was with child) and doing drugs. fucking bitch.
 
[quote name='jer7583']love is a bunch of bullshit. I was "in love" when i was 20. 3 years later I find out she had a threesome with a married couple (the wife was with child) and doing drugs. fucking bitch.[/QUOTE]

Ouch, that's tough.

[quote name='sarausagi']Let's wish him well instead of thinking he'll be another statistic.

That cycle of dating hundreds of people, thinking true love doesn't exist, divorces and separation..it's a cycle our generation should try to remedy..it seems we just make it worse.[/QUOTE]

Thanks, sarausagi.
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Ah, the memories.[/quote]

Yeah. The same night you posted naked pictures of her on the intarweb.
 
[quote name='sarausagi']Let's wish him well instead of thinking he'll be another statistic.

That cycle of dating hundreds of people, thinking true love doesn't exist, divorces and separation..it's a cycle our generation should try to remedy..it seems we just make it worse.[/quote]
I agree. It's a sad state of affairs.
 
Just let her know that if she fucks things up, you'll kill her. Then I'll fly down a week or two after they put her in the ground, dig her up and kill her again on her parents front lawn.


For real.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Naked pics? INEED[/QUOTE]

No naked pics for you. :)

::EDIT::
An "Oh my God I might be a father" talk whilst playing Halo?

Oh, how I love you, Mr. Anderson. :D
 
[quote name='Moxio']Naked pics? INEED[/quote]

isn't this girl like 16?

i mean, i know the ole "grass on the field" saying but still...
 
[quote name='Mike23']Yeah, you're making the rest of us look bad.

Congrats. :D[/quote]

Might be time for me to start posting pictures of random girls I've tagged...
 
[quote name='gangstak']::EDIT::
An "Oh my God I might be a father" talk whilst playing Halo?

Oh, how I love you, Mr. Anderson. :D[/quote]

Oh shit, I remember that.

Halo 2, it's not just a FPS, it's also a waiting room for pregnancy test results.
 
[quote name='gangstak']No naked pics for you. :)

::EDIT::
An "Oh my God I might be a father" talk whilst playing Halo?

Oh, how I love you, Mr. Anderson. :D[/QUOTE]

Oh no now I won't be cool to my friends! 1 :(
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Might be time for me to start posting pictures of random girls I've tagged...[/QUOTE]

Might? It most definitely is. :cool:
 
In all sincerity, congrats dude. If you get married, I hope it all works out for you. But in all honesty, if you are seriously 16, I don't think it will last. You will get out into the actually world and see that there are other people in the world. For the first year or so you will think that it is just crushes you are having and that its a fluke and you are really in love but then you will realize that the chick you are married to is the crush and the fluke. Sorry if I ruined the ending!
 
[quote name='Moxio']Oh no now I won't be cool to my friends! 1 :([/QUOTE]


dude, you need to find some new friends. Smoking weed, cigarettes, listening to certain music, whatever...but owning child porn is too far!
 
Congrats. and hope it works. I married my high school 'sweetheart' after dating for 5 years(soph in HS to soph in university). been married for 14 years.. known each other for nearly 20.
 
[quote name='ph33r m3']Give Mr.Anderson an rimjob, that's always a way to spice up the relationship.[/QUOTE]

About a week ago we were talking on the way home, and he said, "If you know what the 'PM' stands for on this pack of cigarettes I'll give you a rimjob."

I looked at him and I said, "I don't know what the 'PM' stands for... and, honestly I have no idea what a rimjob is so--"

Then he laughed.

Turns out it stands for Phillip Morris, and... no I'm not going to give him a rimjob.
 
[quote name='gangstak']About a week ago we were talking on the way home, and he said, "If you know what the 'PM' stands for on this pack of cigarettes I'll give you a rimjob."

I looked at him and I said, "I don't know what the 'PM' stands for... and, honestly I have no idea what a rimjob is so--"

Then he laughed.

Turns out it stands for Phillip Morris, and... no I'm not going to give him a rimjob.[/QUOTE]

If you are engaged and don't know what a rimjob is, then perhaps you shouldn't be engaged.
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']maybe you should try boys?[/QUOTE]
Maybe boys gave up on him long ago to. So now what is he to do?
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Maybe boys gave up on him long ago to. So now what is he to do?[/QUOTE]

He could hook up with Mr Anderson nce he graudates and gets the boot... than again, thats a few years out.
 
I've been with my gf since we were 15 (almost 16), so almost 5 years now. Not married yet, but might as well be :p. Not planning on it until after college is over and everything though.
 
I dont know if this is for real or not, but for what its worth it will never last. A ton of stuff changes from 16 to about 22ish. Who knows Mr. Anderson, you might start to like cock.
 
[quote name='Maynard']I dont know if this is for real or not, but for what its worth it will never last. A ton of stuff changes from 16 to about 22ish. Who knows Mr. Anderson, you might start to like cock.[/QUOTE]

This pretty much sums everything in this topic up.
 
[quote name='Maynard']I dont know if this is for real or not, but for what its worth it will never last. A ton of stuff changes from 16 to about 22ish. Who knows Mr. Anderson, you might start to like cock.[/QUOTE]

Dude, you totally got me. I love the cock.
 
[quote name='gangstak']About a week ago we were talking on the way home, and he said, "If you know what the 'PM' stands for on this pack of cigarettes I'll give you a rimjob."

I looked at him and I said, "I don't know what the 'PM' stands for... and, honestly I have no idea what a rimjob is so--"

Then he laughed.

Turns out it stands for Phillip Morris, and... no I'm not going to give him a rimjob.[/QUOTE]

So he smokes already and you don't know what a rimjob is? Oh boy. How is you're sex life?
 
[quote name='gizmogc']So he smokes already and you don't know what a rimjob is? Oh boy. How is you're sex life?[/QUOTE]

Pretty good, but that's really none of your business.
 
[quote name='gizmogc']So he smokes already and you don't know what a rimjob is? Oh boy. How is you're sex life?[/quote]

Probably pretty good sans the rimjobs.
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Pretty good, but that's really none of your business.[/quote]

If your 16 your sex life isn't good. You more than likely have the endurance of a 78 year old man looking at a naked picture of Carmen Electra. Plus with the recent admission of loving black cock I'm not sure that we're ready to hear about your sex life. All I know is that teenagers think they know sex when really they just fumble around with things down low and think its sex. Than I have sex with the high schoolers and blow their minds.


Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

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gimme an Amen, Jimmemac where the fuck are you.
 
By some of these posts, its hard to exactly how many people read the whole topic, then posted.

And everyone knows, Mr. Anderson likes him some poles.
 
If you don't come sprinting down the aisle to "The Howl" and pour blood all over yourself before ripping out the minister's throat with your teeth - you have let us all down.
 
On the matter of 16 year olds having endurance of a 78 year old man ... I'm 18 and can go from limp to finished within 20 seconds. Though, that's if I'm really working it. Usually I last a good minute, maybe a few more if I'm not focusing.
 
[quote name='Moses144']On the matter of 16 year olds having endurance of a 78 year old man ... I'm 18 and can go from limp to finished within 20 seconds. Though, that's if I'm really working it. Usually I last a good minute, maybe a few more if I'm not focusing.[/QUOTE]

That gives an entirely new meaning to the term "quickie".
 
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