In a tough spOtt: the man-douche

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[quote name='Hex']Oh ow. Do not want. I can't even begin to fathom why people want their genitals pierced. :([/quote]

Aren't you scheduled to become a gelding?
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Aren't you scheduled to become a gelding?[/quote]
NO.

There's a horsefur who lives in my town that's a gelding.

And not just his fursona. Very no.
 
[quote name='Hex']Apparently you never noticed its function when your GF gave you head. ;)[/QUOTE] It's sometimes difficult to figure out exactly what is going on when experiencing intense sensations. ;)
 
Over my lunch break I went to Target. When I was walking back to my car, I noticed some big huge expensive luxury SUV smack in between two spots.

I wrote "You part like a retarded asshole" on a napkin and put it under their windshield wiper.

That felt good.
 
[quote name='Strell']This is obviously the question worth responding to.[/quote]

he would've had to get pierced downunder
 
[quote name='Strell']Over my lunch break I went to Target. When I was walking back to my car, I noticed some big huge expensive luxury SUV smack in between two spots.

I wrote "You part like a retarded asshole" on a napkin and put it under their windshield wiper.

That felt good.[/quote]

That was you?! You fothermucker. :(
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']he would've had to get pierced downunder[/QUOTE] Okay, follow up question: what the fuck is wrong with the two of you, willing to put the wellbeing of your genitals on the line for a stupid bet? :shame: :lol:
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']he would've had to get pierced downunder[/quote]
Thats a pretty hardcore bet. You couldn't just use money?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Okay, follow up question: what the fuck is wrong with the two of you, willing to put the wellbeing of your genitals on the line for a stupid bet? :shame: :lol:[/quote]

we were drunk?
 
[quote name='Hex']That was you?! You fothermucker. :([/QUOTE]

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BUCKFUTTER, Trebek!
 
[quote name='Strell']
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BUCKFUTTER, Trebek![/quote]
:rofl: I don't know what that means! AH THINK YA DO, TREBEK!

The company "car" (or, at least the make and model):
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[quote name='Strell']Over my lunch break I went to Target. When I was walking back to my car, I noticed some big huge expensive luxury SUV smack in between two spots.

I wrote "You part like a retarded asshole" on a napkin and put it under their windshield wiper.

That felt good.[/QUOTE]

:applause: Although I probably would have told him he parked like an asshole. I mean plenty of people with bad hair can park fine, I don't think it's a cause-effect thing here.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']From the point you made the bet all the way up through fulfilling your obligation? :lol:[/quote]

yup. i went to college in NYC. we were at the bar when said bet was made, jumped on the subway and took care of business.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']yup. i went to college in NYC. we were at the bar when said bet was made, jumped on the subway and took care of business.[/quote]

So what did Lionheart think of that little suprise? :lol:
 
[quote name='Hex']So what did Lionheart think of that little suprise? :lol:[/quote]

i told him about it before it was a "surprise". you'd have to ask him exactly what he though of it.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i told him about it before it was a "surprise". you'd have to ask him exactly what he though of it.[/quote]

Good thing. Here I envisioned him goin' "nom, nom, nom *clink* ... MY TEETH, WTF". :shock:
 
Damn, the noms for best thread of '06 are a pretty weak crop. Guess we really didn't have any epic threads last year.
 
[quote name='Hex']Good thing. Here I envisioned him goin' "nom, nom, nom *clink* ... MY TEETH, WTF". :shock:[/quote]

ROFLMFAOOMG :applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:
 
[quote name='Hex']Good thing. Here I envisioned him goin' "nom, nom, nom *clink* ... MY TEETH, WTF". :shock:[/QUOTE]

Why would he be near her vagina whilst doing a Cookie Monster impression?

Honestly.
 
speaking of lionhart, last night we were at Walgreens, and he noticed that Valentine's candy was 75% off so he picked me up 3 boxes of ultra premium dark chocolate truffles:lol:
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']speaking of lionhart, last night we were at Walgreens, and he noticed that Valentine's candy was 75% off so he picked me up 3 boxes of ultra premium dark chocolate truffles:lol:[/quote]

I'm sure he had to make up for burning your breakfast in bed on V-Day, right? ;)
 
[quote name='Hex']I'm sure he had to make up for burning your breakfast in bed on V-Day, right? ;)[/quote]

what breakfast in bed? we had 20" of snow. there was no breakfast, there was shoveling. lots and lots of shoveling.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']what breakfast in bed? we had 20" of snow. there was no breakfast, there was shoveling. lots and lots of shoveling.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Valentine's Day makes me think about slinging white stuff around all over the place too.
 
[quote name='Strell']Yeah. Valentine's Day makes me think about slinging white stuff around all over the place too.[/quote]

:lol: I try to get it up over my shoulder.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']where's shrike these days? i haven't seen him in an OTT or two.[/quote]

He can't stop looking at the pictures of your boobs.
 
[quote name='Strell']Bitch, I go for distance. Gotsta let the wind catch it.[/quote]

Whatever, it's all about volume. If you can't fling enough with one shot, you're just throwing air. ;)
 
[quote name='Hex']Whatever, it's all about volume. If you can't fling enough with one shot, you're just throwing air. ;)[/QUOTE]

Is spelling out my name - Sir Charles Strellington the Fourth, Esquire - not enough?

I submit to you that it is.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']speaking of lionhart, last night we were at Walgreens, and he noticed that Valentine's candy was 75% off so he picked me up 3 boxes of ultra premium dark chocolate truffles:lol:[/QUOTE] :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
 
[quote name='Hex']Whatever, it's all about volume. If you can't fling enough with one shot, you're just throwing air. ;)[/quote]

picz plz?
 
[quote name='Strell']Is spelling out my name - Sir Charles Strellington the Fourth, Esquire - not enough?

I submit to you that it is.[/quote]
picz or gtfo
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']picz plz?[/quote]

You asked... :lol: (obviously nsfw)

[quote name='Strell']Is spelling out my name - Sir Charles Strellington the Fourth, Esquire - not enough?

I submit to you that it is.[/quote]

:rofl::rofl:

Strellington. :rofl:
 
[quote name='Hex']You asked... :lol: (obviously nsfw)[/quote]
I clicked on it, and I haven't looked at it yet. I know I'm going to regret it. I'll tell you how much I hate you later.

Edit: I got a Fatal System Error. Well, I suppose I don't hate you. But what might you have been linking to? Actually, you know what? Please don't tell me.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']I clicked on it, and I haven't looked at it yet. I know I'm going to regret it. I'll tell you how much I hate you later.[/quote]

you need to have an account/create an account to view it anyways.

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i may just get a satellite radio now...
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']you need to have an account/create an account to view it anyways.[/QUOTE] So you have an account? Is it just to see the stuff Hex links to? I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']So you have an account? Is it just to see the stuff Hex links to? I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse. :lol:[/quote]

i was curious so i created an account to see what was at the other end of the yellow brick road. and it was a horse "spending quality time" with himself and his friends.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i was curious so i created an account to see what was at the other end of the yellow brick road. and it was a horse "spending quality time" with himself and his friends.[/quote]

I really hope by "quality time," you don't mean "fucking."

You mean fucking, don't you? :puke:
 
[quote name='prmononoke']You're not...one of them, are you?[/quote]

he apparently has an account with the "mature material filter" turned off.
 
[quote name='prmononoke']I really hope by "quality time," you don't mean "fucking."

You mean fucking, don't you? :puke:
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go take a looksee and find out.
 
LMAO thats raunchy! LOL Great work :D

I especially like Horse.... Meat.....Sausage where his hoof is like, "oh!" LMAOIAFBRWHIB,Y!
 
[quote name='Strell']Over my lunch break I went to Target. When I was walking back to my car, I noticed some big huge expensive luxury SUV smack in between two spots.

I wrote "You part like a retarded asshole" on a napkin and put it under their windshield wiper.

That felt good.[/QUOTE]

youparklikeanasshole.com

Download these

My favorite site.
 
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