In a tough spOtt: the man-douche

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[quote name='The Crotch']I just had a shower, and I used the toilet.[/quote]

exactly the way it should be. the shower is for showering and the toilet is for pissing.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']yeah, but even with soap, there's still trace amounts in the bottom of the shower until it's been properly cleaned since you can't mix bleach with urine..[/quote]

I think you're going a bit overboard there.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']urine is *only* sterile if you are healthy with no viral or bacterial infection, you don't have diabetes, etc otherwise there is viral/bacterial shedding or ketones etc in your urine.[/QUOTE]

Well, I don't have diabetes nor does anyone in my family. As far as I know I'm perfectly healthy. As for the urine, it's no longer present in the shower after 2 minutes. I still don't see why this is such a huge deal.
 
[quote name='Dkellar']Well, I don't have diabetes nor does anyone in my family. As far as I know I'm perfectly healthy. As for the urine, it's no longer present in the shower after 2 minutes. I still don't see why this is such a huge deal.[/quote]

cuz it's fucking gross!
 
[quote name='Hex']You're a bunch of sick fothermuckers. Go in the toilet, that's what it's for. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Hush you before we send you to the glue factory!
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']I think you're going a bit overboard there.[/quote]

i'll be the first to admit it, i'm a neat freak, but then again, i have worked at a doctor's office since i was 13 years old and have a graduate degree in healthcare. there are laws about proper cleansing of things like showers/ tubs/ toilets for a reason.
 
[quote name='Dkellar']Hush you before we send you to the glue factory![/quote]

Hex, are you gonna take that from a guy who pisses in the shower?!
 
[quote name='Hex']You're a bunch of sick fothermuckers. Go in the toilet, that's what it's for. :lol:[/quote]

Where it gets really sick is when you wander into the land of fetishes. Peeing in the shower... it's like a gateway drug.

Next thing you know, you'll be going in the fridge, in the glove box of your car, maybe even in the washing machine.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Where it gets really sick is when you wander into the land of fetishes. Peeing in the shower... it's like a gateway drug.

Next thing you know, you'll be going in the fridge, in the glove box of your car, maybe even in the washing machine.[/quote]

and spending way too much money on bad fettish pr0n of people pissing in the shower.
 
Pissing in the shower is gross. I piss in the toilet beforehand. Maybe it's further made more disgusting because my shower's drain sucks, so the tub is nearly full by the end of the shower. :puke: Toilets are put next to the tub for a reason.
 
You get up in the mornin, runnin late, turn on the water hop in and as the warm water washes over you, you realize you didn't use the toilet before you got in, you aint gettin out, male or female. You let it fly in the shower. If you say other wise, you're lying.

Me? I use the sink.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']Hex, are you gonna take that from a guy who pisses in the shower?![/quote]

Take what? He pisses. In the shower.

[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Where it gets really sick is when you wander into the land of fetishes. Peeing in the shower... it's like a gateway drug.

Next thing you know, you'll be going in the fridge, in the glove box of your car, maybe even in the washing machine.[/quote]

And in people's cornflakes.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i'll be the first to admit it, i'm a neat freak, but then again, i have worked at a doctor's office since i was 13 years old and have a graduate degree in healthcare. there are laws about proper cleansing of things like showers/ tubs/ toilets for a reason.[/QUOTE]

I HIGHLY doubt that there are deadly traces of urine in a shower after a 10-15 minute shower where 10-25 gallons of water have washed the shower.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Toilets are put next to the tub for a reason.[/quote]
Yeah. So when you stop it up and make moonshine in it, you can get fucked up while bathing.

To be a smartass, I believe it's got to do with general "best practices" of pipes and plumbing. Then again, in light of zew's recent post, I could be wrong.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']You get up in the mornin, runnin late, turn on the water hop in and as the warm water washes over you, you realize you didn't use the toilet before you got in, you aint gettin out, male or female. You let it fly in the shower. If you say other wise, you're lying.

Me? I use the sink.[/quote]

i get out. wet, soapy, whatever. then again, i *always* go before I get in the shower, so I only get out in the extreme case, otherwise I HOLD IT, i mean fuck, i'm outta the shower in about 7 minutes so what's the big deal?
 
I used to think pissing in the shower was gross, and I would just open the shower curtain and piss in the toilet (right next to it). Then I realized, "fuck that".
 
... I still don't see the trouble in realising "Hey, I gotta piss" right before you get in the shower. This is like ten seconds of reasoning, ffs.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Shower at night. It's more convenient, you get to wake up later, and going to bed after a shower just feels good.[/quote]That shit doesn't work here in Texas, because you always (well, 3/4 of the the year) wake up sweaty and gross as fuck in the morning. Morning showers also help you wake up.
Morning showers > night showers.
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']stupid mouse's left button is messed up. I had to switch the button mappings around so my right button is now my left click[/quote]

I did that once. I smashed Mothra (with my hat, which had a metal clasp/buckle for the adjustment) and managed to catch my mouse just right. Until I could have my parents ship the spare mouse from home, I switched the buttons and started using my left hand. It's amazing how fast you acclimate to the change... it was a fucking bitch to switch back to "normal" settings after 3 days.
 
[quote name='Hex']... I still don't see the trouble in realising "Hey, I gotta piss" right before you get in the shower. This is like ten seconds of reasoning, ffs.[/quote]

i don't see what the big deal about holding it for 5-7 minutes is? unless of course, you're about to clean out the plumbing while you're in the shower, which from my understanding is a daily ritual for most guys, but then see above and go before.
 
I take care of business before I shower. I mean, the toilet is right there. Actually it's about eight feet away in my case, but still.

And I shower in the morning.

And Texas sucks. :lol:
 
I think I'm going to place an order with Amazon.jp tomorrow. I still hate paying 50+ for shipping but oh well. The exchange rate is pretty damn good plus the gf birthday is coming up and she wants this final fantasy artbook.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']And you all wonder why the few female CAGs get scared away after a couple OTTs.[/quote]

Actually it's more like they eventually find better sources of entertainment.;)
 
don't get me wrong, i'm not saying there aren't valid exceptions to the rule, such as being piss-ass drunk and not being able to aim for the small bowl. not that most guys are able to make it in the bowl at night anyways.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Actually it's more like they eventually find better sources of entertainment.;)[/quote]

or they find a guy desparate enough to date them :whistle2:#
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']or they find a guy desparate enough to date them :whistle2:#[/quote]

Silly, gamer bait has a large variety of desparate men to choose from.
 
Guh.

I have all the Achievements (and chest hair) needed for the Old Spice Challenge... but the latency between the Achievement Points on my 360 and that which is displayed online is killing me.

Update already!
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Silly, gamer bait has a large variety of desparate men to choose from.[/quote]

_must_resist_urge_to_comment_
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']unless of course, you're about to clean out the plumbing while you're in the shower, which from my understanding is a daily ritual for most guys.[/quote]

First off, I have talked about the whole "Jerkin it in the shower" thing with many people over the years, it's like I'm trying to debunk the rumor. Girls believe that's all dudes do in there but I have only tugged one out 2, maybe 3 times in the shower in my whole life, but that's because I was pressed for time. Come to think of it I've mos def fucked in the shower more then I've jerked off in it. Maybe Lion is just trying to dodge you?

And if Lion does whack it while he bathes, you're telling us that standing in a semi coagulated pool of jizz is better than standing is some piss?
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']First off, I have talked about the whole "Jerkin it in the shower" thing with many people over the years, it's like I'm trying to debunk the rumor. Girls believe that's all dudes do in there but I have only tugged one out 2, maybe 3 times in the shower in my whole life, but that's because I was pressed for time. Come to think of it I've mos def fucked in the shower more then I've jerked off in it. Maybe Lion is just trying to dodge you?

And if Lion does whack it while he bathes, you're telling us that standing in a semi coagulated pool of jizz is better than standing is some piss?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but you see...she doesn't swallow his piss.

...zing.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']First off, I have talked about the whole "Jerkin it in the shower" thing with many people over the years, it's like I'm trying to debunk the rumor. Girls believe that's all dudes do in there but I have only tugged one out 2, maybe 3 times in the shower in my whole life, but that's because I was pressed for time. Come to think of it I've mos def fucked in the shower more then I've jerked off in it. Maybe Lion is just trying to dodge you?

And if Lion does whack it while he bathes, you're telling us that standing in a semi coagulated pool of jizz is better than standing is some piss?[/quote]

hey, we swallow it, get it shot at us and smeared on random other parts of our bodys, so why would our feets be any different?
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']hey, we swallow it, get it shot at us and smeared on random other parts of our bodys, so why would our feets be any different?[/QUOTE]
Toldja.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']You doubt it?[/quote]

not in the least. i was going to reference come CAG's and their significant others, but should refrain from doing so.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']hey, we swallow it, get it shot at us and smeared on random other parts of our bodys, so why would our feets be any different?[/QUOTE]
Some guys like to fire it on the feet.

lulz~
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']hey, we swallow it, get it shot at us and smeared on random other parts of our bodys, so why would our feets be any different?[/QUOTE] So then what's so much worse about urine? Besides, I imagine, the taste. :lol:
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Solution: Stop living in Texas.

Duh.[/quote]:lol:

Stop hatin'!
Texas > your state ;)
(Well, only Austin, really, but still)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']So then what's so much worse about urine? Besides, I imagine, the taste. :lol:[/quote]

urine is not meant to be used for a purpose, such as procreation.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']not in the least. i was going to reference come CAG's and their significant others, but should refrain from doing so.[/quote]

I don't know, now sounds like a wonderful time to stir up the pot!
 
[quote name='Brak']Some guys like to fire it on the feet.

lulz~[/quote]

exactly my point.

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on that note, it's bedtime. i've got early meetings tomorrow and i need to stop and pick up refreshments for em. night OTTers!
 
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