[quote name='nasum']My apologies, I didn't realize I needed to spell things out for you in such a simple fashion, but then you go and mock me for suggesting that the destruction of a metrpolitan area is exactly like a $500 bumper when I attempt a simplified analogy. I will make better attempts at letting you have your cake and eat it too in the future oh master of internet posting. Sorry for giving you credit that you can make logical conclusions based on a string of statements. Shall I henceforth speak to you as I would a child? Nah, I may dislike you, but I still respect you and will treat you like an adult.[/QUOTE]

Fine, I'll stop busting your balls about your horrible writing ability...at least on that particular sentence. Either way, the car analogy is super shitty. When you have natural disasters that affects an area in radii of over 100 miles, you're going to have

ing problems in the next county as well.
But that still doesn't change the fact that the way you described Paul's stance on this particular issue is exactly as I've described it: If you live in an area with regular natrual disasters that can't be predicted in any meaningful way(aka Act of God), then

you if you can't get insurance.
Here's a specific for you; the "local supply of FEMA trailers" needn't be the next block over, which is also likely damaged as you correctly state. How about the next county over? Probably some fallen branches over there since they got off just fine in the storm. Again, this keeps money local (good) instead of creating a system where campaign donors get a factory direct order (bad) with little to no discount.
Specific #2; local labor organized from afar is bad why? Again, doesn't need to mean Carl who just lost his house, could be Steve who is out of work a few miles away who has the same skills. Carl is currently

ed and without a house, Steve is just playing Nintendo because there are no jobs available and could really use the work. Steve goes and helps in the rebuild project on a contract basis as he would normally be paid. This is a worse option than some group of federally employed carpenters or whatever coming in to do the work and then leave, please explain why. Now Carl has a house built by some dude who isn't down with the coloquialisms, doesn't know anyone in town and doesn't give a shit. Steve on the other hand might make a new pal in Carl and they'll drink beer and watch football and eat nachos together like Homer and Gerald.
How is this horrible? You still get your FEMA, and I get my money staying local. The mechanism to get everything in motion is centralized as opposed to the actual work. Take a few steps back and now instead of FEMA saying that they ran out of money in Missouri because they have to go take care of NC now, FEMA doesn't leave because they never went there in the first place. All the locals doing the work are still there, the insurance side of FEMA is paying them for the work and the organizational portion of FEMA knows that Missouri people have this shit locked down so they can do the work without babysitters and now NC can get some more direct care and their locals organized.
Infrastructure and equipment matter, not just people. The ability of a devastated community along with immediate neighbors simply do not have the resources to stockpile of needed supplies for these types of events. You keep saying that the residents will, but even recent history has shown us that they

ing don't. Why is this so controversial for you beyond your ideology of government=bad?
But somehow everything I say is bad. Shit, even Noam Chomsky leaves a bit to the audience to figure out for themselves and that guy is like the shit's tits when it comes to unassailable argument.
I'm not Noam Chomsky and he'd rip you an even bigger one that I do.
[quote name='nasum']Again, I'm not advocating for it being removed (well, being removed from DHS is a good idea), I'm just saying that it needs to be revamped.

ing A Guys, I'm saying cut out the cancer, not kill the patient.[/QUOTE]
The ability for oversight AND gather/organize resources are pretty integral to this organization. Taking away either one kneecaps its purpose as to make it useless. Having a federal presence is necessary because you're going to have problems even on a state level.
It's really funny how I'm painted as a righty here and screamed at for being too much of a lefty on another site.
If those conservatives are calling you leftist, I'm morbidly curious as to what passes for acceptable content there...and maybe it should be a concern for you as well.