[quote name='dracula']that is not a horror story.
if you want a horror story, read below. ***WARNING THIS IS

ING SICK***
one saturday morning, some guys down the hall woke up to find some random dude in their suite on the couch and didnt know who he was. The worst part was that he had his pants down around his ankles and had a diarrhea on the couch. Yes, you read that correctly. This was at UC santa barbara, where everyone drinks on the weekends, and the freshmen have no tolerance and do some stupid shit. I could write about 10 pages of nonsense i have seen, and that would just me my freshman year..
So dont leave your door open too much. Randoms will drink your beers and eat your food and smoke your dope.
edit and take a shit on your couch[/QUOTE]
That is

in hilrious! thansks for sharing that hilarous story, here is one of my own.
One year, some freshman was at a party and actually laughed so hard she pissed herself. Well this wasnt so bad but it was still pretty embarassing, so to play it off like she didnt even care she purposefully SHIT herself, well kind of purposefully as she was completely and totally wasted to hell. Anyway she kept on just hanging out with shitpants and all and didnt even go home. i didnt see this but heard she actually stopped by a different party on her way home.
The rest of her time at college she was known as SHitty.