Is Obama not fat enough to be president?

I can't even figure out an appropriate response. I've gone through at least 6. Just count me as speechless over how stupid this is.
 
What the fuck? So, what I'm reading is that overweight people will vote for overweight people? That might be the most idiotic thing I have read in a LONG time.
 
If Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has taught me anything, it's that you can fatten yourself up in time for important days.

I'm sure that Obama can pull a Santa Claus and plump himself up in time for the debates.

[quote name='62t']wow that sounds more like the kind of article theonion would write[/QUOTE]

Pretty much.
 
[quote name='Gothic Walrus']If Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has taught me anything, it's that you can fatten yourself up in time for important days.

I'm sure that Obama can pull a Santa Claus and plump himself up in time for the debates.



Pretty much.[/quote]

Worked for Schwarzenegger, but he was pandering to the Republican base.

~HotShotX
 
I echo the thought that this is pretty damn absurd.

"'I won't vote for any beanpole guy,' another Clinton supporter wrote last week on a Yahoo politics message board."

I bet that person also complains about having to pay for two airline seats to fit their fat ass.

This is ridiculous.
 
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Sounds like a joke, but you have to admit stuff like this has an effect with the idiot voting population out there (not a small bloc).
 
I saw a movie called "Idiocracy" recently and thought it was a dark comedy. After news like this, I'm realizing it is actually a documentary.
 
[quote name='homeland']The WSJ was bought when? Didn't take long for Murdoch to put his touch on the paper![/QUOTE]Murdoch rocks.

And you know damn well he had nothing to do with this.

[quote name='dopa345']I saw a movie called "Idiocracy" recently and thought it was a dark comedy. After news like this, I'm realizing it is actually a documentary.[/QUOTE]

Great movie. IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Murdoch rocks.

And you know damn well he had nothing to do with this.



Great movie. IT HAS ELECTROLYTES![/quote]

I'll use fox logic to beat that ..

First he's not even American, and second several sources state that he's donated money to North Korea, Murdoch has never denied these claims.
 
[quote name='chasemurata']I echo the thought that this is pretty damn absurd.

"'I won't vote for any beanpole guy,' another Clinton supporter wrote last week on a Yahoo politics message board."

I bet that person also complains about having to pay for two airline seats to fit their fat ass.

This is ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

I thought it was interesting that all of their message board quotes were from Clinton supporters, with one of the two noted as female. Bitter much, ladies?

[quote name='Liquid 2']Great movie. IT HAS ELECTROLYTES![/QUOTE]

What plants crave?
 
[quote name='looploop']At this rate it seems like Homer Simpson would be the ideal candidate for the people they're talking to.[/quote]

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!
 
[quote name='homeland']I'll use fox logic to beat that ..

First he's not even American, and second several sources state that he's donated money to North Korea, Murdoch has never denied these claims.[/QUOTE]...What?




[quote name='Gothic Walrus']What plants crave?[/QUOTE]"If you're not drinking it, then fuck you!"
 
That's from the WSJ? That article didn't even seem to make sense to me. In other words "fat" people will vote for a "fat" president? Ummm okay...? McCain isn't "fat" either, so what's the point? What a stupid article.
 
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