Saw this and thought it was funny. Sorry if it is a repost.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1205/xbox360.html
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1205/xbox360.html
Can the Xbox 360 watch you masturbate? I'm sure it will help millions of youngsters shim-sham their tallywhackers because it delightfully accepts dirty videos! But it isn't going to sit there out of concern while it watches you commit the sin of personal abuse, and it isn't going to cry tears of love and forgiveness as you get up to find a paper towel afterwards!