It appears Diet Mountain dew makes your penis bleed.*Update*

[quote name='supadupacheap']Bromine (from Gr. Bromos, meaning "stench"), is a chemical element in the periodic table that has the symbol Br and atomic number 35. A halogen element, bromine is a red volatile liquid at room temperature which has a reactivity between chlorine and iodine. This element is harmful to human tissue in a liquid state and its vapor irritates eyes and throat.
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By that logic table salt is a toxin. It's not what's in something it's the form and function.

Oh and I had 6 cans of mountain dew yesterday.
 
[quote name='savestheday888']Your penis deserves to bleed for you buying lunch at a gas station everyday.[/QUOTE]
Update, and it's a beefsteak (Beef Jerky), not a Gas station Lunch™ (which usually consists of chips, hot dogs, and brownies from what I've seen).
 
Reality's Fringe]*Update* Well said:
You want to start bleeding again? :lol: I say you never touch the stuff again and threaten legal action. Not to get money, just to force them to put a warning label on there. :lol:
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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You want to start bleeding again? :lol: I say you never touch the stuff again and threaten legal action. Not to get money, just to force them to put a warning label on there. :lol:[/QUOTE]


Remember Kick I think it was made by Royal Crown (RC) cola. And all the warning signs on the can. They would print the cans with the warning signs all over the place. I always wondered if they were true and not just a marketing ploy. maybe they were.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You want to start bleeding again? :lol: I say you never touch the stuff again and threaten legal action. Not to get money, just to force them to put a warning label on there. :lol:[/QUOTE]
I don't want to sue, but I think I should contact them and let them know. There's no long term damage, and there was no pain...just blood, so I'm not going to launch some self-righteous multi-million dollar lawsuit. Now, if it made my balls explode, maybe. The most I'll do is inform them, though what good it will do I don't know. Maybe I can get some free Dew out of this whole thing :lol: !
 
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