Go down to the red light district or, if there isn't one, go to a sex club (in toronto you can often tell where they are because there will be scantilly clad people outside, sometimes topless women, though being topless is legal here). If those options aren't available, just get a hooker.
Though I have to agree, this guy isn't drunk. I've made a few posts after having a beer and could tell I typing abnormal comments, but it wasn't as obvious or as calculated as his typing is. I also didn't start bragging about it.