Japan-Only Special Edition Xbox 360 Announced

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The Xbox 360 has not being selling well in Japan, so it is not surprising that Microsoft is willing to try anything to make the 360 a hit in that region. Today, Microsoft announced a new Special Edition Xbox 360 to be released exclusively in Japan. The Panty 360 will inlcude a special panty faceplate as well as a certificate of authenticity which guarantees the panties have been worn by a 16 year old school girl.

The Panty 360 is priced at 10,000¥ (about $85). Microsoft VP Peter Moore will personally visit each Japanese customer's home to setup their Panty 360 system.
 
Hey, Cheapy, my friend really wants one of these Xbox's. (He's a perverted Japanese type guy). Could he possibly send you a paypal for one plus shipping and all that. I would really appreciate it.

Also, can you get him one with panties worn by you? Let me know asap. Thanks.
 
Hey Cheapy! Scratch the DS version and publish Panty Patrol for the Panty 360.

If that doesn't sell consoles, nothing will...
 
I'm so disappointed in this years jokes.. last year's was great, the admin forum thing.. but this year, it seems so.. i dunno.. "thought-of-while-taking-a-shit"-ish.
 
[quote name='Scorch']I'm so disappointed in this years jokes.. last year's was great, the admin forum thing.. but this year, it seems so.. i dunno.. "thought-of-while-taking-a-shit"-ish.[/QUOTE]


More like laying in bed sick-ish.

Also did CheapyD really put a pair of his wife's panties on his 360?
 
I'm leaving CAG forever, Goodbye. The quality of the April Fools jokes on this site have been getting worse every year. Either get yourself some Jewish writers, or your going to loose 90% of your forum. Good Day Sir!
 
[quote name='equest943']Cheapy, I think he's calling you a sixteen year old Japanese girl. KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!![/QUOTE]
wine 'em
dine 'em
69 'em
 
[quote name='Scorch']I'm so disappointed in this years jokes.. last year's was great, the admin forum thing.. but this year, it seems so.. i dunno.. "thought-of-while-taking-a-shit"-ish.[/quote]

Wait...I didn't realize you had a sense of humor...
 
Each 360 should come packaged with a hot Japanese girl to help you set up the system and play with you when your friends aren't around instead...
 
I hate this fuckin "holiday".

Its never funny. If anything you get crap like the restyled Wind Walker rumor that people are stupid enough to still believe 2 years afterwards.
 
this will definitely help them beat the Gamecube for at least one week.
 
[quote name='chimpian']quite entertaining so far google is winning the april fools tricks[/QUOTE]

What was the April Fools day joke by Google this year?
 
[quote name='Scorch']I'm so disappointed in this years jokes.. last year's was great, the admin forum thing.. but this year, it seems so.. i dunno.. "thought-of-while-taking-a-shit"-ish.[/QUOTE]

I don't know, that CAGcast one almost had me fooled, until they started talking about Julie and that Talking Pie thing. If it was actual CAG's I would have fell for it.
 
LOL!!!!! this was a good joke until the first post of the guy asking "Do they celebrste this fine holiday in the land of the rising sun" ruined it, U BASTARD u tookaway my fun
 
[quote name='Kayden'] If anything you get crap like the restyled Wind Walker rumor that people are stupid enough to still believe 2 years afterwards.[/QUOTE]
Wait...they aren't remaking Wind Walker for the Nintundo 63?

I am the April Fool. :cry:
 
[quote name='Kayden']I hate this fuckin "holiday".

Its never funny. If anything you get crap like the restyled Wind Walker rumor that people are stupid enough to still believe 2 years afterwards.[/QUOTE]


But the guy at Gamestop said it would be a preorder bonus for Twilight Princess.
 
I'd buy one, but only if the panties came from a girl who was so scared she wet herself before they were taken(and remained unwashed). Actually, I'd buy 5.
 
[quote name='Grico']85 bucks for an xbox 360? Talk about a cheap ass deal, I'll take one.[/QUOTE]


it is a shaq fu ing joke(april fools?)
 
[quote name='WinnieThePujols']Can someone elaborate a little bit on the April Fools joke CAG had last year?[/quote]
For 2004 Cheapy announced that he sold the site to Best Buy. Some CAGs were really angry at the supposed sell-out but many were amazingly supportive.

For 2005 Forums that were supposed to be only accessible to Cheapy and mods were displayed "accidently" for all to see. There were bogus threads about what games they were hoarding for resale and other violations of the CAG code of conduct. I think there was a thread referring to some CAGs as suckers and stuff like that. It fooled a lot of members for a while. Talk about being angry....
 
[quote name='Terabyte7']Each 360 should come packaged with a hot Japanese girl to help you set up the system and play with you when your friends aren't around instead...[/QUOTE]

Now that would be a prize package!
 
[quote name='thorbahn3']
Also did CheapyD really put a pair of his wife's panties on his 360?[/QUOTE]

I hope so cause if they're not his wife's then their his... :puke:
 
I can't help but think of this song when I saw this...

[quote name='"Arnold Layne" written by Syd Barrett performed by Pink Floyd']Arnold Layne had a strange hobby
Collecting clothes
Moonshine washing line
They suit him fine

On the wall hung a tall mirror
Distorted view, see through baby blue
He dug it
Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?

Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne

Now he's caught - a nasty sort of person.
They gave him time
Doors bang - chain gang - he hates it

Oh, Arnold Layne
It's not the same, takes two to know
Two to know, two to know, two to know
Why can't you see?

Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne, Arnold Layne
Don't do it again.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Terabyte7']Each 360 should come packaged with a hot Japanese girl to help you set up the system and play with you when your friends aren't around instead...[/QUOTE]


no offense, but thats just assinine...

and why is it assinine?

who the hell would play with their 360 over doing a ATM scene with a hot little japanese slut? i for one would pick the slut.. ;) maybe we have some "brokeback mountain" style gamers here ! lol


on that note, whats the difference between a crack dealer and a hooker?

the hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

doh!
 
[quote name='CheapyMom']For 2004 Cheapy announced that he sold the site to Best Buy. Some CAGs were really angry at the supposed sell-out but many were amazingly supportive.

For 2005 Forums that were supposed to be only accessible to Cheapy and mods were displayed "accidently" for all to see. There were bogus threads about what games they were hoarding for resale and other violations of the CAG code of conduct. I think there was a thread referring to some CAGs as suckers and stuff like that. It fooled a lot of members for a while. Talk about being angry....[/QUOTE]

2005's was great!
 
[quote name='Scorch']I'm so disappointed in this years jokes.. last year's was great, the admin forum thing.. but this year, it seems so.. i dunno.. "thought-of-while-taking-a-shit"-ish.[/quote]

OMG...A negative post from Scorch! Never saw that coming.
At this point, any text in Scorch's posts are simply redundant.

I think we all know that as soon as we see "Scorch" appear on the left side of the screen, the theme of the post will be either:
1) fuck you, repost
2) ______ sucks


p.s. CheapyD sucks
 
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